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Joined 01-07-08, id: 595211, Profile Updated: 02-06-09
Author has written 6 stories for Action, General, and Humor.

About Me

Male, Australian and of indeterminate age. I'm also a budding powerlifter, complete nerd and pro wrestling fan. Mostly, I write whatever comes to mind (bleak, 'deconstructionist' stuff and ficlets) whenever it chooses to do so (erratically). Don't expect anything too deep or consistant updates to any particular story.

As far as reading goes, I mostly flock to noir, dark fantasy and black humour.

Review policy

Vicious but constructive is preferred over saccharine praise or mindless bashing. If something I've written sucks, I want to know where and why. Not just have people patting me on the back for something that isn't deserving or attacking it without leaving anything I can use to improve.

I won't claim to return all reviews, but if I figure I'm even remotely qualified to look over one of your pieces I'll try and make time to do so.

Beta Reader

Currently in the market for a good beta, but I won't be looking too hard till I'm satisfied I'm not going to burn right out again. If you like what you see and want to volunteer as a beta (even if you can't do so within fictionpress) let me know. If you want me to beta your stuff, drop me a line.

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The Issues Surrounding a Badass in Summer reviews
Summer sucks. When your badass image is everything, it sucks even more. Just a quick bit of humour/parody thrown together during the last heatwave. Unedited, unbetad and quite possibly both unsane and unfit for distribution.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Complete
Rogue Tales: Doc Viscera and the Hospital Heist reviews
First in a series of short stories, focused around a handful of super villains crossing paths in the city of Schelm-Hafen. This time, villainous surgeon Doc Viscera plots to steal tech from a hospital at the beheset of a mystery employer. Now beta'd.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009
Muranger: Recollections reviews
Today I buried the last of my friends.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/14/2008
Reunion reviews
Sometimes people leave for far too long. Sometimes they return. Sometimes they find their old flame in the most unexpected place.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Euphoria when the Bombs Fell reviews
Just a little reminiscing on the end of the world.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
In This City reviews
Just another bad morning in the life of a professional lowlife.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2008