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Leviathan! by RoughDraftHero reviews
Leviathan has always been apathetic about this whole supervillian business. However, to impress his older brother, he chooses to make the new superhero in town his arch nemesis. Too bad this hero has a penchant for saving Leviathan! slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,755 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/2/2011
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,536 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Save Me, Oh Brave Protector by Small Marshmallow reviews
Nicholas Ryan Fredrik III: the mighty prince. Elliott 'Lee' Jacobs: the Armed Guard sent in to protect him. Mutual hatred means they're not going to kill each other...but that doesn't mean they'll both survive this one unmarked or unchanged. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 178,840 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Complete
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1879 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
Mise en Place by Zebbie reviews
In practice, that’s restaurant speak for a selection of things you'll need, laid out before you need them. Handy concept, if only someone could ‘mise’ island boy Alf the life he wants! When boyfriends fall short, a summer job is all he has left. BritSlash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,560 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 9/24/2007
Lifelike by Zebbie reviews
Ewan, my dead sister's son, took under a week to wrench my life apart. Some advice - never sign contracts hungover. He stole my bedroom; that was the beginning. Lord help me, it took an 11 year old to make me grow up. Slow slash, no incest or kid fiddling
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,863 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008
Nerves by frenchmartini reviews
Meet me - David – a jittery student nurse who thought entering a roommate carer scheme was a brilliant idea. Meet Ryan – skate-punk extraordinaire with a penchant for chucking himself off vert ramps. In his wheelchair. Oh Lordy, that's got to hurt. Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 95,664 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008
One For the Books by Kitkaht reviews
Kale Grimmore is the magicless librarian for the school's magical library. He doesn't need to be well liked, and with his personality he understandably isn't. So he can only think the new teacher must be masochistic, a moron, or both because he won't leave Kale alone. - Slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,786 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009
On The Pitch by Contained Insanity reviews
It was a bad idea the minute he pressed her up against the wall; they were enemies. He played for Spain and she was the daughter of the England manager. Add a jealous ex, an ass of a manager and the opposition who were more like family. She was screwed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 7/9/2006
Spontaneity by Lilias reviews
[Slash] Once Upon a Time, a handsome Crown Prince set his sights on a visiting princess with the unique condition of being…well, male. And, if the supposed princess is kept away from sugar and pointy things, chances are they’ll live Happily Ever After.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 149,117 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 6/16/2003
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
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