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Author has written 24 stories for Romance, Young Adult, Humor, General, Love, and General.

I would like to begin by saying: if you have taken the time to check out my profile, please please PLEASE drop a review on my stories!

It helps, and above all, makes me smile to know that people are reading them.


august 24 2013

I apologize if I got anyone too excited with the chapter notification, seriously, because that's the worst.

But.

I am back. And have added a new account, which is theoretically going to be more serious and grown up and ready to be real-world novels (I hope), and intend to transition my stories over there.

I don’t want to leave anyone hanging, so if you’ve been following my work (earning my eternal gratitude and joy and excitement), check out my new account, under the name raspberrypicolt.

I have the prologue to a new work that I am very excited about up there so far, titled The Oxford Club in Number Five.

Life got hard, and it shut me the fuck down. But I’m back up. And I’ve realized just how much I love writing, so I’m back.

Thank you for all of the support. I am going to reply to everything I haven’t over the past few years, so that might take a while, and if I miss you, feel free to give me a shout. You guys are awesome.


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The Oxford Club in Number Five by raspberrypicolt reviews
V has never been more than a living vaccine. Never knew there was more to life than blood draws and bodyguards. Then she gets kidnapped by a band of outcasts, desperate to bring her and all of her kind down- and the man amongst them with the most reason to hate her is her ticket to survival.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Behind Locked Minds by Imminent Paradox reviews
An international project - the truth about what happens to everyday teenagers. It's raw, it's real, it's life. Sort of like a universal pillowbook. Try it out?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 81 - Words: 58,953 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 4/30/2009
Experiment Thirteen by Equilibrium reviews
He was the enemy's greatest creation. Their deadliest weapon. Too bad they never expected him to fall into the hands of an unsuspecting teenage girl... who, incidentally, has no idea what to do with him. -SKoW Most Creative Plot Award Nominee!-
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,304 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 9/29/2007
Of Coffee and People by svonnah-la-fay reviews
3 ex-college students (the feminist, the optimist, the pessimist) with an emotionally needy and pregnant new friend (the prep) move to NY to open a coffee shop, help their friend through her pregnancy and raise her child themselves. Pricelessly hilarious.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 76,037 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 3/17/2005
Breathing Life Into a Statue by eleine kruez reviews
2nd Ep added -- FIN Put on the spot, rich bratty Adrienne Clarke picks a random stranger and declares him to be her devoted boyfriend. What happens when two very different people are forced to act in love with each other when they really aren't?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,796 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Complete
To Fight or Fall by pixy-dizzy reviews
When rivalry takes action, students at Westfield School of Boarding--fondly known as SOB--must choose sides. The ringleaders are thrilled, until their war becomes a war to protect the very school they hate. A bit of a satire; Sort of complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,934 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Complete
teacups by his terrible beauty reviews
boys shatter you. they always, always shatter you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Complete
Away With Jenny Wren by faerie-gumdrops reviews
Mikey was in love and it killed him-a big bang and my best friend was blood and memories. Now, the new girl is flashing her star-spangled knickers at me as I look down the barrel of a fairy's gun. I guess the only thing to do is enjoy the ride - REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Life Is Beautiful by arachibutyrophobia reviews
-fin- The mostly lighthearted story of Rafael Montgomery, who has been accidentally enrolled into a girl's boarding school.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2131 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Complete
It All Started With A Bet by SavRm4MiLuv reviews
Her best friend fell in love with an ice queen. But that wasn't a part of the bet. Neither was the backstabbing, love triangles, or putting up with a hot headed jerk. Classic 'bet' story seen through the eyes of the popular cheerleader.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 145,051 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
sandwich boy at the WholeFoods by speakeasy-love reviews
you are back.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Complete
see: escape by shakeyourheaditsempty reviews
we kept so many secrets.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
Counting Chickens by pixy-dizzy reviews
She wanted the fairy tale. She wanted the chick flick. She wanted the soaring music, the dozen roses, the Princess Bride kiss-to-end-all-kisses. She wanted the cliché. It’s a pity she was so busy up in the clouds that she didn’t recognize it when it came.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 99,761 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/22/2006
scent of by tangerine love reviews
a girl named Opium.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/17/2009
Out of Orbit by American Schokolade reviews
slash Nate may be Mr. Popular of Bethlehem, Kansas, but he’s not entirely sure that’s saying much, since no one quite knows where Bethlehem is. He wants to use Jesse Jones for his connections. Or, he thinks so. So why did the CIA get caught up in it all?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 190,843 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
The Man on the Side of the Freeway by its.Nothing.Special reviews
Mason always agrees with me and Jacob nearly kills me and I want to build a lemonade stand out of our memories. The man on the side of the freeway had a lemonade stand once, too, I think. It's just that whenever I see him, I kind of want to cry. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
Of Money and Mouths by mrdryrdrlngs reviews
Take a girl who cheats, a guy she can't stand, and her gay, sometimes crossdressing ex. Throw in a pissed off football player, one doozy of a bet, and more money than should be handled by people like this. Mix well. Chaos, anyone?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 3/29/2007
The Rise and Fall of the Butterfly God by Raina1 reviews
A series of vignettes following the adventures of an exiled princess, an immortal being and a deserter trying to survive in a land torn by war. Please read author's note. Rating changed to M because of mature content.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 29,649 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
sunshine by poetic heretic reviews
we call him sunshine because of the way his crooked, car-crash smile makes me light up like christmas.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Complete
Stupid Post It Notes by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 434,926 - Reviews: 3977 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005
Mom Doesn't Know by its.Nothing.Special reviews
I love Jax and we're kids and we're confused but we're unstoppable. /And Mom is always right, even when she doesn't want to be./ Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
Armageddon–like–Love by Shini02 reviews
Let's go extinct together.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Complete
Sweet Little Lies by The Toothpaste Fiend reviews
She’s been dumped by her boring boyfriend, well, ex boyfriend for another girl. And now, she was wants revenge. How? Well, she’s going to seduce the other girl. There’s only one snag, his hot older brother.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,381 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Hugs and Kisses by this is the life reviews
ONEshot. - She is the type of person who likes hugs and kisses. Cuddles and touches. But he isn't. And sadly, she doesn't know.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 175 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Stalkers Like Bandanas by xPrettyXxRadx reviews
It was bad enough that I had a guy like Justin for a neighbor. But then add dinner at his house and the fact that I was obsessed with him, and things get interesting. I swear I'm not stalking him; I just want his bandana...and his body. One-shot. Slash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
RNA's Bony Arse by faerie-gumdrops reviews
He's an uber-nerd obsessed with biochemistry and collectables. She's a vain wannabe prep with a wardrobe full of issues. When you have nothing but 99.9% of your genome in common with the girl you love, how are you to convince her to love you? - REMOVED
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008
The Unhappiness Factor by lesseninglessons reviews
A darkly satirical look at a future society where unhappiness is a crime. Co-written by Alex Moore and Erik Olsen. Complete
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 115,277 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 10/8/2005
Interstate by speakeasy-love reviews
Cradled in his lap is our melon, the melon is our baby, and we love our precious baby for we are on one never-ending acid trip and this melon is our love-child. Strange love between a boy, a girl, and a melon.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
Seven Minutes in Heaven by SamanthaNicole reviews
REMOVED. After three years on the cheerleading squad, I was still single, and pining after my geeky lab partner. Don’t ask me how or why, because I couldn’t tell you. All I know is that the way he mixes dangerous chemicals really turns me on.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
sparkles by kelsi bones reviews
i think i have fallen for the sparkles on your eyelids.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
S T A G N A T E by CaveDwellers reviews
Oneshot. He never stopped her. She could rant and rave and scream at him all she wanted. She could rape him, slap him, just stand here kissing him until she passed out, and he’d let her do it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
i need to light the world by smile for the sunshine reviews
[i need to do more than just dream of what i could be.]
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
glamorama dramarama by shakeyourheaditsempty reviews
if someone tells you this is a love poem, don't believe it. my words are always dressed in lace and false compliments, you nitroglycerin pixieboy
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
Five Minute Soap Dish by johmichaels reviews
Steve's a mysoginist who can't stand Gia, who is trying to fit in at the radio show run by Kelly, who is trying to endure the cynical moods of Nick, who is just a depressing bastard. Five minutes of their lives, updated weekly.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 54,605 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007
Love & Memories by poet tree reviews
suddenly i miss everything.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Shoelaces Undone by jennycraig10 reviews
She was just a girl falling in love with the boy who came up to her, out of nowhere, to tie her shoelaces. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Quest for the Quiche by invisible.writer reviews
We've all read it, heard it, been there, done that but I am still looking for my cliche, and I will leave no rock unturned, no tree uprooted until I find mine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
a typical saturday by purplepants reviews
i like this kid.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
From the Mixed Up Mind of the Widdershins Girl by you are not a pretty snowflake reviews
We all know one.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Complete
This will be enough by pixy-dizzy reviews
I will sleep on sunbaked roofs, I will remember that there is perfection in imperfect imperfection, I will find It. This I swear. [A collection]
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 9/13/2006
It's Not So Hard To Be A Hero by The Fourth Fate reviews
he's deeper in denial than she is... and she's just a make believe super-hero.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/28/2006
fast food by really reviews
too fast for me, too cool for me, too you for me.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/23/2006
hairband by really reviews
holds you up.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Complete
Going Native by d'Neronique reviews
mm The school Republican finds himself in love with the school Lesbian. In an attempt to woo her, he joins the GSA and makes a few unexpected friends along the way. FINISHED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,432 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/11/2006 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Complete
Hanging by pixy-dizzy reviews
[Rated for language, Short story] She's a typical bleeding heart, so when a suicidally depressed, foulmouthed, unpleasant mancreature shows up at her doorstep for shelter, it isn't like she has much choice but to take him in. Written entirely in dialogue
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
2006 by the big sleep reviews
Get the fuck up and do something.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/27/2005
me, myself and you by citrus scented reviews
ive come to a conclusion
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/26/2005
College Material by Shampoo Suicide reviews
Your failure to provide complete, accurate, and truthful information on this application will be grounds to deny or withdraw your admission. A college application that is more truthful that it should be.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Complete
Happily Blind by Silent Impulse reviews
"Okay... yes... no... yes... I DON'T KNOW! Leave me alone" Ahem. The elite words of an indecisive sixteen-year-old who's favorite sport is... um... 7-Up. So why on earth just Justin, prize rebel of Mandridge High, fall for this complete ditz?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,628 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2004 - Published: 5/25/2004
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TAG reviews
Lini likes clean, cool metal, is frightened of the noise her feet make and is barely psychic enough to be noticed. Due to a rescue she never asked for, she begins work in a menagerie, with the first awkward, brilliant, blind boy she cannot understand.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 7/30/2011
crack coffee and soy reviews
Alec is a broken-hearted, starving artist trying to find the inspiration he lost about eight months ago. Cammie stays thin by talking, doesn’t ask permission, and the only things she knows how to feel are silk sheets. Director, take one. Shoot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,417 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 10/5/2008
Haptic Jungle and Sunshine Synchronicity reviews
Pinot is just a fashionably awkward idealist who thinks she can save the whole world in one summer. North is just the cynical, sarcastic son of her father’s mistress who wants a skate-park where she wants a tree. Together they just set the world on fire.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,347 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 3/10/2009
Burning Canvas reviews
Meet Edie: charming, boy-crazy, queen bitch. Alias: The Fixer- genius hacker, completely bored. Newest job: investigate mysterious government project known as Seven. Tiny snag: Blue-eyed Seven arriving on her doorstep. Looking for Edie's dead twin.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/16/2009
of love coffeespoons and derivatives reviews
there’s a boy i have in mind/he reads my body like braille and i am the canvas for his fingerpaint/as he crashes neon-bright into heartbreak/and i'm so f-ing mad over him
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Complete
Tried'True'Blue Girls reviews
Chloe is a Queen-Bee-in-training, and she has to go to Mexico to help her ex-best-friend’s ex-boyfriend win her back. But the awkward and charming Alfie also dragged along his own best friend- a cynical, philosophical, blue-eyed stoner named Max.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009
crazy new york artist girl reviews
she will wish on glitter-glue and the tuesday after next/like they’re going out of style
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Complete
Ode to Peter Pan reviews
his address is the day after tomorrow/and if it were the apocalypse, i would want to hear his laugh/as he whispers honeyed electricity -i don’t want guarantees-
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Complete
Dogs and Aliens reviews
They are dysfunctional and illogical and imperfect and he doesn’t even really like her, anyway. But it’s 2am, and she’s throwing pebbles at his window, praying he’ll come watch the shooting-stars-slash-UFOs with her. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,520 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Complete
Screwing Sunday reviews
Sunday will be valedictorian. She will be. She will– ooh, wow, her toes are long! Lovely. Right. And Tom Hazard... is the class clown. An unemotional stone. Her competition for valedictorian. And then- well, then it all went nicely to hell.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009
Catching Crazy reviews
Dizzy is pretty sure she was just saved by a real, live superhero, and she- ooh, shiny! What was her– right, she won’t be the bait for any wannabe Lois Lane. Yeah. And, um, Ernest Clifford III needs to accept that she only dates tortured, artistic types.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,798 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008
Sugared Freckles reviews
she doesn’t think they’re soulmates and he’s not sure they’ll ever fit quite right -and there’s nothing special or beautiful about them-. just a pair of disaffected teens. /down the rabbit hole/
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Complete
Mayhem, Murder and Manolo's reviews
Charlie: awkward and mathematically gifted. Going to find her missing friend. Jamie: Too-beautiful boy. Won't give her the time of day. Toby: Redheaded genius. Going to drive her crazy. /it's shoes and smiles and SATs/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,114 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 1/19/2008
Confessions of a Teenage Idiot reviews
Murphy accidentally-drunkenly-told everyone about the time he slept with his ditzy,emotional girlfriend’s short-tempered and loyal best friend.Who’ll kind of never talk to him again.And his girlfriend’s kind of falling for his asshole best friend. Wait...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,346 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008
An Inevitable, Nonsensical Hijacking reviews
she has the smile of a child and a heartbreaker -he is Peter-Pan-apocalypse-. he caught her and he let her fall. /Of runny noses and colds and gin-joints and Barbie and Ken and skin/
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
Stalkers and Cigarettes and Valentine's Day reviews
Don’t you know what caffeine does to you? No, I have no idea. But I’m sure it’s not good. What do you mean there’s caffeine in tea? What? My boyfriend? He's just... running a little late. This isn't a date!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Sweets and Cherries and Other Lovely Things reviews
Sadie’s in the middle, see, and when she dies, they’re all screwed. Because- it’s- well, it’s like this- Xander loves her, but she screws Mac, who also sleeps with Xander’s sister. And the jailbait, the pill-popper, and the geek are... well, um, caught.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008
December Heroes and Schoolyard Ghosts reviews
He just wants her to pose as a nun, and it wouldn’t hurt if she had more thoughts in her head than colors in her hair. She just wants that damn anal-retentive ghost out of her room. And her younger brother just can't choose between psycho and disaster.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,401 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 4/10/2008
Confused Musings of a Girl Who Gets Shrek reviews
The roller coaster ride that is long hair, one night stands, bubblegum and so much more. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,267 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Their Story reviews
It’s about girls who know they’re right but they’re too scared to say so. Boys who need order and organization or everything will fall apart. Macchiatos, jello shots, quiet and sweet and dirty. And everything in between. -told in drabbles-
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/5/2008
Switch to the Express reviews
One perfect kiss and she was willing to forget everything. Too bad that kiss was in her dreams. Too bad he still had no idea that she’d only talked to him that time because she was worried she’d look too psychotic simply staring into his beautiful eyes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
Once Upon a Time' and Kill Me Ever After's reviews
The fate of the world is in the hands of four college students. The happy one set her dorm room on fire, the boy she thinks has pretty eyes thinks everyone's trying to kill him, he lives with a wannabe Native American, and the other one wears leather.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008
Smithsons, Jamesons, and the Hazy People Inbetween reviews
Jennie Smithson, one time ditz, prom queen and total Barbie, has made a Big Decision. She will be a math major and she will get one twelfth of one ounce of respect doing so, dammit. And those stupid fratboys, badboys, and all-other-boys won’t mess her up.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,713 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008
Simple: I Just Like You reviews
I like that you always part your bangs over the middle of your right eye and they're such a boring brown. I like how you’re always chewing on that pen, holding it like a cigarette. I just don't like you. I don't like you. I just wish I believed myself.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete