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Hello everyone :)
I'm going to assume that you're on this page because you've read one of my stories, if that's the case, then I hope you're enjoying them so far. In order to pass time, I decided to re-write my profile page and make it a bit more interesting than the last one -though I'm not even sure if anyone will bother to read it _'
Name : Adrey
Age : 17
Nationality : Canadian
Hair : Black
Eyes : Brown
Height : 5'1
Favourite books : Harry Potter series, Twilight series, La lumiere blanche, La chute du corbeau and L'empreinte de la corneille.
Favourite shows : One Tree Hill, Who's line is it anyway?, Gilmore Girls, The Simpsons, Everybody loves Raymond, Seinfeld, Friends .
Favourite movies : Lucky number slevin, Transformers, P.S I love you , Juno, Coach Carter, Rush Hour 1, 2 & 3, The Simpsons movie, Freedom Writers, King Kong, Pride and Prejudice, etc.
Chandler : I got her machine.
Joey : Her answering machine?
Chandler : No. Interestingly enough, her leaf blower picked up. -Friends
Phoebe : I remember the day I got my first paycheck. There was a cave-in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed.
Monica : Wow, you - you worked in a mine?
Phoebe : No, I worked in a Dairy Queen. Why? -Friends
Chandler : And yet you're surprisingly upbeat!
Rachel : Well you would be too if you got new boots 50 off
Chandler : Oh how well you know me. -Friends
Rory : Why me?
Paris : Because people like you. You're quiet. You say "excuse me". You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning. -Gilmore girls
Lorelai : (walking into Luke's diner) Give me a burger, onion rings, cheese fries, and a list of people who killed their parents and got away with it. I'm lookin' for some heroes. -Gilmore girls
(Logan and Colin storm Rory's class and pretend to fight over her. Finn enters dressed as an English policeman)
Finn : All right, that's enough, break it up, you two!
pulls Colin and Logan up by their collars
Finn : Rory Gilmore, you should be ashamed of yourself. Toying with these boys like this. They used to have pride. They used to have dignity. They used to have balls. Damn it Gilmore, give 'em back their balls! -Gilmore girls
Kirk : Man, I wish my mom would let me have a car, or a bike... or my roller skates back. -Gilmore Girls
Lorelai : (on Michel) He's snarky.
Sookie : And sarcastic.
Lorelai : He's snarkastic. -Gilmore Girls
Robert Barone : I could of been a pretty good hockey player. I was big, I had the toughness, good hand-eye coordination.
Ray Barone : Yeah, but eventually you would've had to let go of the side. -Everybody loves Raymond
(after the twins have knocked his golf clubs down the stairs)
Ray Barone : Yeah... you won't be smiling when we send you a postcard from Disneyland. -Everybody loves Raymond
Ray Barone : Uhh. It smells like a skunk that came out of the ass of another skunk. --Everybody loves Raymond
Jerry : This isn't a good time.
Telemarketer : When would be a good time to call back, sir?
Jerry : I have an idea, why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you back later?
Telemarketer : Umm, we're not allowed to do that.
Jerry : Oh, I guess because you don't want strangers calling you at home.
Telemarketer : Umm, no.
Jerry : Well, now you know how I feel.
hangs up phone -Seinfeld
Homer: When the fire starts to burn,
There's a lesson you must learn.
Something... something... then you see,
You'll avoid catastrophe! D'oh!! -The Simpsons
(Me complaining about how much I wished I had more confidence in myself)
"I hate myself for having such low self-esteem!" -Me, not realizing I was just making it worse.
"He thinged the thing!" -My six year old cousin.
"You dumb shit!" -Me
"Hey!" -My sister, obviously insulted.
"Sorry, I meant chicken shit." -Me, not realizing I've made it worse.
Jerry : What are you saying?
Elaine : I'm not saying anything.
Jerry : You're saying something.
Elaine : What could I be saying?
Jerry : Well you're not saying nothing so you must me saying something.
Elaine : If I were saying something, I would have said it.
Jerry : So why don't you say it?
Elaine : I said it.
Jerry : What did you say?
Elaine : Nothing. -Seinfeld
George Costanza : Only I could fail at failing. -Seinfeld
George Costanza : Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?
Jerry : Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind. -Seinfeld
Cosmo Kramer : I bought a chicken.
George Costanza : to Jerry Allow me.
George Costanza : Why?
Cosmo Kramer : Cage-free farm-fresh eggs.
Jerry : to George Allow me.
Jerry : What are you, an idiot? -Seinfeld