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Hello everyone :)

I'm going to assume that you're on this page because you've read one of my stories, if that's the case, then I hope you're enjoying them so far. In order to pass time, I decided to re-write my profile page and make it a bit more interesting than the last one -though I'm not even sure if anyone will bother to read it _'

Name : Adrey

Age : 17

Nationality : Canadian

Hair : Black

Eyes : Brown

Height : 5'1

Favourite books : Harry Potter series, Twilight series, La lumiere blanche, La chute du corbeau and L'empreinte de la corneille.

Favourite shows : One Tree Hill, Who's line is it anyway?, Gilmore Girls, The Simpsons, Everybody loves Raymond, Seinfeld, Friends .

Favourite movies : Lucky number slevin, Transformers, P.S I love you , Juno, Coach Carter, Rush Hour 1, 2 & 3, The Simpsons movie, Freedom Writers, King Kong, Pride and Prejudice, etc.

Favourite quotes:

Chandler : I got her machine.
Joey : Her answering machine?
Chandler : No. Interestingly enough, her leaf blower picked up. -Friends

Phoebe : I remember the day I got my first paycheck. There was a cave-in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed.
Monica : Wow, you - you worked in a mine?
Phoebe : No, I worked in a Dairy Queen. Why? -Friends

Chandler : And yet you're surprisingly upbeat!
Rachel : Well you would be too if you got new boots 50 off
Chandler : Oh how well you know me. -Friends

Rory : Why me?
Paris : Because people like you. You're quiet. You say "excuse me". You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning. -Gilmore girls

Lorelai : (walking into Luke's diner) Give me a burger, onion rings, cheese fries, and a list of people who killed their parents and got away with it. I'm lookin' for some heroes. -Gilmore girls

(Logan and Colin storm Rory's class and pretend to fight over her. Finn enters dressed as an English policeman)
Finn : All right, that's enough, break it up, you two!
pulls Colin and Logan up by their collars
Finn : Rory Gilmore, you should be ashamed of yourself. Toying with these boys like this. They used to have pride. They used to have dignity. They used to have balls. Damn it Gilmore, give 'em back their balls! -Gilmore girls

Kirk : Man, I wish my mom would let me have a car, or a bike... or my roller skates back. -Gilmore Girls

Lorelai : (on Michel) He's snarky.
Sookie : And sarcastic.
Lorelai : He's snarkastic. -Gilmore Girls

Robert Barone : I could of been a pretty good hockey player. I was big, I had the toughness, good hand-eye coordination.
Ray Barone : Yeah, but eventually you would've had to let go of the side. -Everybody loves Raymond

(after the twins have knocked his golf clubs down the stairs)
Ray Barone : Yeah... you won't be smiling when we send you a postcard from Disneyland. -Everybody loves Raymond

Ray Barone : Uhh. It smells like a skunk that came out of the ass of another skunk. --Everybody loves Raymond

Jerry : This isn't a good time.
Telemarketer : When would be a good time to call back, sir?
Jerry : I have an idea, why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you back later?
Telemarketer : Umm, we're not allowed to do that.
Jerry : Oh, I guess because you don't want strangers calling you at home.
Telemarketer : Umm, no.
Jerry : Well, now you know how I feel.
hangs up phone -Seinfeld

Homer: When the fire starts to burn,
There's a lesson you must learn.
Something... something... then you see,
You'll avoid catastrophe! D'oh!! -The Simpsons

(Me complaining about how much I wished I had more confidence in myself)
"I hate myself for having such low self-esteem!" -Me, not realizing I was just making it worse.

"He thinged the thing!" -My six year old cousin.

"You dumb shit!" -Me
"Hey!" -My sister, obviously insulted.
"Sorry, I meant chicken shit." -Me, not realizing I've made it worse.

Jerry : What are you saying?
Elaine : I'm not saying anything.
Jerry : You're saying something.
Elaine : What could I be saying?
Jerry : Well you're not saying nothing so you must me saying something.
Elaine : If I were saying something, I would have said it.
Jerry : So why don't you say it?
Elaine : I said it.
Jerry : What did you say?
Elaine : Nothing. -Seinfeld

George Costanza : Only I could fail at failing. -Seinfeld

George Costanza : Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?
Jerry : Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind. -Seinfeld

Cosmo Kramer : I bought a chicken.
George Costanza : to Jerry Allow me.
to Kramer
George Costanza : Why?
Cosmo Kramer : Cage-free farm-fresh eggs.
Jerry : to George Allow me.
to Kramer
Jerry : What are you, an idiot? -Seinfeld

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Breaking Brian Deacon by SamanthaNicole reviews
REPOSTED. Brian has been trying to win my heart since kindergarten, when he handed me a valentine with a worm inside. Too bad he doesn't understand the meaning of the word 'no.' 13 years later he's still trying, but I'm standing my ground. Or trying to.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 8/5/2017 - Published: 5/2/2008
Standing On the Edge by Secretive reviews
Rosaline thought she knew him and what she knew, she hated. But Javier isn't the kind of guy you get to know easily nor is he the kind of guy who is what he seems. He needs her more than she or even he understands. If only she would realize...
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Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
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The Deadly Flower by Carmel March reviews
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The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
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Don't Make A Scene by SamanthaNicole reviews
REMOVED. There are loads of things out there I'm not exactly fond of. For example: string beans, getting up early, doing homework, and Ryan Bradley. He was number one on my list. And he was trouble.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
Borderline by baraonda reviews
Working at the local diner is not the most thrilling job in the world, but when Penelope meets a strange group of boys, her world is thrown into total and utter chaos. And that was before she found out about their "pack"...
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iStare by Ravina reviews
LONG ONE-SHOT! It began at the grocery store when he caught me having a staring contest with an unlikely candidate. Then his sister shows up at my school, he shows up in the parking lot and then in my...heart? Wait, how'd he get there?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete
CanisLupus by canislupus7 reviews
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Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 191,104 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Heels over Head by lebronzgrl09 reviews
“I like you, Charlene. Ever since the first time I kissed you, I’ve liked you. Every single time I talk to you, I like you even more. Damn… when I even catch a glimpse of you…”
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Inferno by Nocturnal silhouette reviews
Attraction cannot be denied and desire cannot be repressed. A romantic story. One shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,856 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Avery Susan Sanders is not an Ass by Justice Bana reviews
Avery Sanders should have been pleased that she received a full ride to Verminton University, one of the most prestigious colleges around. All goes well until she meets Jack Shanahan. He's rich, arrogant, and his father is paying for Avery's education.
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They Tend To Forget This by Whacktastic reviews
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Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,312 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 10/29/2006
Breathtakingly Gorgeous by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] “I'm already in love with someone,” I said. “And who is this supposed moron,” he muttered darkly. I turned and looked at him. Oh God, here goes the last shred of dignity I own. I took a deep breath. “You.”
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The Killing Dance by C. N. Sweatt reviews
REMOVED. Keia Eastani, an ambassador's daughter, has been targeted to be killed many times in the past for political reasons. Now, a new contract on her life has raised the stakes and only a contract killer may be able to help her.
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Declaration of Bridget by Kiley Praylake reviews
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Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,134 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/24/2005 - Published: 3/20/2005
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
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Cinderella my ass! reviews
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