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Joined 01-25-08, id: 597395, Profile Updated: 10-28-09
Author has written 2 stories for General, and Romance.

Life in college involves little sleep and much homework, but is still very good as far as life goes.

I think I write better reviews than I do stories. Read at your own risk - they need editing and updating BAD.

Currently reading: Les Miserables, Anna Korinina

Read and liked: Blink, Lullaby (Chuck Palahuik)

Music: Kazemachi Roman! Also Andrew Bird. And... Chopin, actually.


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Writing Speculative Fiction: A Nerd's Guide by Jave Harron reviews
Tired of looking for scifi and seeing nothing new? He's my attempt to help speculative fiction writers, as well as even give the pros a few new ideas. Going strong for years! Now, we cover sword and sorcery, and how to drive your enemies before you while you hear the lamentations of their women.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 103,506 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 3/10/2004
The Importance of Getting Revenge by mandybeth reviews
Her boyfriend dumped her for a first class skank and she wants revenge. He's her ex's archenemy who wants a little revenge of his own. Pretending to date each other could be the perfect solution to both of their problems, right? Then again, maybe not.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 2833 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 12/29/2007
FaerieTales by twistedmuse reviews
Transported to a world of myths and fairy tales, a young girl will discover that fairy tales aren't always as benign as they seem, and happy endings take hard work. Primarily fantasy, with some sci-fi elements in the beginning.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,358 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 4/23/2008
Ira and the Sirens by InSilverShadows reviews
When Ira washes up on shore half dead after a storm, rumors start to fly about the Sirens, mysterious creatures that fiercely rule the coastal oceans. When Ira gets curious about his rescue, the answer pulls him right in by his shirt. UPDATED 10-16
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,531 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007
It's Just Mia by kanders reviews
You all know the whole bet cliche. Well, this is me, and I kinda sorta maybe already know about said bet, and am playing along with it to give the guy a taste of his own medicine. Warning: Slight chance I might fall for the guy and my plan will be foiled.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,208 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008
Hitchhiker by One-Hand Clap reviews
The driver's cab is cold with the dubious vein of blood and bleach, chemical and core.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Bacon and Blood by One-Hand Clap reviews
A serial killer soliloquizes to his latest victim as he prepares her last meal.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Boy Kicked In Crotch by The UGLY American reviews
We have managed to get an exclusive interview with the kicker! A no-holds-barred, uncensored account of the carnage. For the protection of the wounded, we have replaced his name with John Doe.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Mommy's on the Radio by Kinderwhore reviews
Being the somewhat misleadingly titled tale of a not-quite-fired film critic and her transatlantic baby. Rated for language, vice, and general fluffiness. -ON HIATUS-
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,918 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008
The Angel and the Delivery Boy by Good Start-Bad Finish reviews
It was supposed to be a normal pizza delivery, but when a certain "angel" managed to knock me out as I was leaving, it became so much more. -slash-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2008
Maybes by simpleplan13 reviews
A piece about losing someone and doubts I guess... I wrote it because I had to after a member of my family committed suicide... it's not my best so please critique away
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2008
Macbeth's Final Battle by Anti-Reality reviews
A script for a radio semidrama interpretation of Macbeth that I wrote for English class. This covers only the last few scenes in the play. For the record, this is NOT fanfiction, though it is heavily inspired by Pokemon.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Frankenstein Prison Experiment by Kindre Turnany
What makes a villain? This essay examines Marry Shelley's Frankenstein and the Stanford Prison Experiment to explain it.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
E Flat Minor of Platform 24 by Imalefty reviews
He wrote his music on the walls of the subway, and she was the only one to take notice. Against her better judgement, she fell in love with both the music... and the composer. But he had a secret that she wasn't ready to accept. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
The FictionPress Affair by Zure reviews
COMPLETE. A story about a girl, a story about her past, and a story about her addiction to fp. [REVISED: June.25.07]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,456 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
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Lullabies reviews
She'd stopped breathing before he could get her any help, but still, they managed to save her somehow. She's got amnesia, too, but they take her in. She wants to discover her past with the help of her new family, but they have wounds of their own to heal.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/8/2009
The Flying Dutchman reviews
Trying to figure yourself out is no easy feat. And talking to people is far worse. So in the end maybe the only thing you can do is put yourself down on a piece of paper and let someone else do the hard work for you.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008
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