romance at short notice
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Joined 01-29-08, id: 597883, Profile Updated: 09-17-08
Author has written 5 stories for General, Horror, Life, and Romance.

hello.(:
what you need to know about me.

I'm romance at short notice. I've been on fictionpress far longer than my profile says, but it was an account made when I was a crappier writer. So just pretend this one has been around since July '06ish, okay?

I write romance (duh.), supernatural, horror, the like. Pretty much, anything having to do with real-life drama or vampires. Hah. (((:

I write it, therefore I read it. The Some Kind of Wonderful Awards has some amazing good stories from the romance genre, so go read 'em! Their authors deserve major love. If you have any suggestions for supernatural stories, send 'em on down! I need a good vampire fic to read haha.

Feel free to PM me -- I'm a pretty friendly person. I'm horrible at being good about reviewing others, which is why I joined the Review Revolution. (scroll down, it's the last thing on my profile.) Go copy&paste! Spread the lurrrrve.

peace&love&happiness :
r@sn

p.s. I'll love you forever if you can tell me where my name came from. :D


. m y . s t o r i e s .

_//in progress.
Perfectly, Preposterously, Penelope

_//completed.
I Gave You Blood (Unwillingly.)
Drinking Games
This Goes On My Grave
Irrevocable

_//in limbo.
nada. :D


on the horizon . :)

(9/17/08)
A ship, I see a ship! Sails billowing, flag waving proudly -- ! Oh wait, it's just a new story. x)
Indeed, romance., the author with an inability to focus on one singular project at a time, has began a new quest! It's a vampire fic, and I'm so unbelievably proud of its plot and characters that I want to scream.

Which I have already, actually. So cross that one off the list. :D

Anyhoozles, keep an eye out, the -439586 of you who are acutally reading this -- I'm hoping to post it within the next week.

Penelope, on the other hand, has come to a dead stop. I'm still writing it, but it's crap. D: I'm trying to work out minor plot details, and then I'll be able to post again. For the those of you who have been watching it, I'm sorry! Please be a little more patient with sorry ole me!

The last thing I'm beginning is a collection of oneshots and such things that I write when I have writer's block. Look for Gobbledegook and Other Kinds of Drabble soon, because I've already started writing the first little bit. (:


I, romance at short notice., do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the Review Revolution. Post this same thing in your profile and spread the love!


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Covet by BKGal-24 reviews
He should not have been there, but he was. He should have looked away, but he did not. He should not have had her...but he did. A re-telling of King David and Bathsheba. Retired now and available as an ebook.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,405 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
Pathetic Obsessive Girls Anonymous by elisefey reviews
Twelve steps to dating a pop star.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/17/2006
Pieces of Forever by A.Annie.N reviews
Forever is for the bursting butterflies, for the sidelong glances, for the eyes that haunt and the words that echo. Forever is for the moments relived over and over and over again, because they are pieces of something extraordinary. :Oneshot Collection:
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,937 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 11/15/2007
the list by sunshinedoll reviews
A girl makes a list of 100 things she wants to find in her perfect guy. She refuses to stop looking until she finds a boy with all 100 traits. But once she finds him, she runs into another problem. She's not happy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 43,672 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008
The Act of Acceleration by DianaChristine reviews
To fight the freshman fifteen, four girls start a contest to see who can lose the most weight. But who can concentrate on dieting when they are surrounded by the craziness that is college life for the first time? And who will take it too far?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,359 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008
Goodnight Saigon by effervescent-sentiments reviews
Dear Jennifer. I write you letters in my head, sometimes. Things of this nature, in greater detail. Horrific things I could never relive on paper. Feelings that I’d never be able to tell you to your face. Just know that this is what you love. Lewis.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,265 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Run Baby, Run by EricaElectric10 reviews
Janice is taking a road trip to find her independence before college. She finds herself in Madison, Michigan, making her money as a regular musician in Gary's Bar. The only downside is Adrian, the handsome, arrogant, musician she has to work with.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,256 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008
then believe that we have lost our eyes by Catalyst Roses reviews
The world ends on a Thursday. SLASH.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 175 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
War Zone by Gonzogrig reviews
Alexis had one rule when it came to dating: he had to be smart. Aiden fit the bill, but just wasn’t picking up on her signals. So she pretended to date the idiotic and histrionic Val in an effort to make Aiden jealous. But Val had other plans… CHAP 3 UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008
Seven by breana reviews
It's time for Snow White to tell her own dark story. The stepmother wasn't hers, there was no magic mirror, her prince wasn't a prince and didn't have a horse. And her fellow outcasts... they were NOT dwarves. Come explore the seven paths... if you dare.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,505 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007
The Desk by EruptingFender9 reviews
If you want to be more specific, the writing on the desk is what really changed my life. Scribbled across the surface of that life-changing desk in the back of that history classroom was a three month conversation with a boy I’d never even met.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
The Block by Rogue Sahara reviews
3 people, 3 perspectives, 1 execution. Written for a Writer's Craft assignment.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Losing Isn't All That Bad by EruptingFender9 reviews
So that’s how it happened. I lost the bet, and now he had to know. The guy I had never ever talked to a day in my life had to find out that I liked him. This was bound to be awkward.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
The Eleventh Annual Hide Or Die Summer Challenge by Le Meg reviews
The EAHoDSC is a long-standing tradition for Adelaide and her friends. But what happens when one of her other traditions - the delicious Charlie Harris - joins the fray? You know, besides the traditional inordinate amounts of sexual tension?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,394 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Favourite Time of the Year by Hilmary-Oceans reviews
Autumn is every high school guy's fantasy. She has always had the ability to magnetise them towards her. So what happens when the new guy seems completely unfazed by her appeal? Maybe he is keeping a secret that will blow her mind away ... Read and review
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,773 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
Dark Carnival by C.H. Eskew reviews
And as they walked on the tightropes I saw the one object that could change it all: a key. ×× Gory faery tale. Slash or het, whichever you interpret. Oneshot.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,149 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Ex Marks the Spot by bangbangstartagain reviews
[oneshot] Chester Ex was going to be my New Years Kiss. I just knew it. Too bad I could only find the Crazy Cake Guy ... or he found me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Thanks To The Stutter by gummybearmurder reviews
He worked at the local grocery store. He was a bag boy. He was gorgeous. And after seeing him for five straight years of my life, every Thursday I went to buy groceries, he chased afer me in the parking lot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Does This Make You Uncomfortable? by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
She stuck her hand in the back pocket of his jeans. "Does this make you uncomfortable?" He smiled and slid his own hand into the back pocket of the shorts she was wearing. "You'll have to try harder than that." It's funny what games become. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Monochrome by DarkPegasiKnight reviews
Perhaps she is evil. Perhaps she isn't. Not like she knows. Not like she cares. A retelling of Sleeping Beauty
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2007
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Perfectly, Preposterously, Penelope reviews
“What the hell kind of killer do I look like,” he managed to utter between spasms of laughter. “I’m covered in paint, for God’s sake!” “. . . Maybe it’s hiding the blood.” I muttered, starting to realize just how ridiculous I sounded. -- V.2 :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,575 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008
This Goes On My Grave reviews
Writing your own epitaph is pretty disturbing, even if it was for English assignment.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Irrevocable reviews
After working so hard...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
I Gave You Blood reviews
Unwillingly. & A summary will ruin this.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Drinking Games reviews
The aftermath.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete