REMOVED. One night stands are usually never good. But a one night stand with your sworn enemy? That's even worse.

. "Hatred comes from the heart, contempt from the head, and neither feeling is quite within our control." Bullshit, she thinks. Then she meets Matthew Valentine.

It's like we're more than just friends but still less than lovers, you're oh so tough, but I want to be your first weakness. Here we go again with the mixed signals and second thoughts.

It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.

A series of confessions, all independent of each other. Some are personal, some may potentially contain lots of cliche and more cheese than necessary.

I used to have a corny summary for a make believe story to lure people to read this. This is not, in fact, fiction. It is a commentary on the quality of the stories on this site...

Story taken down due to piracy concerns. My apologies.

FLG sequel Morgan Miller wasn’t looking for love. She wasn’t even looking for a supporting role in one of the biggest celebrity scandals to rock the nation. But somehow, amidst her devious plotting and relaxing vacation, that was exactly what she got.

Then looking upwards, I strain my eyes and try to tell the difference between shooting stars and satellites from the passenger seat as you are driving me home. "Do they collide?" I ask and you smile, with my feet on the dashboard the world doesn't matter.

As she looked into his eyes, she felt the feeling of drowning in the deepest ocean...

REMOVED. "Get married. Have a kid or two. Then you can have the company." Weston never thought this would happen, but he's going to do whatever is necessary to take what's his... even if it does mean marrying a random stranger.

[COMPLETE]She's the quiet, shy type. The girl you look at and say, she thinks she so much better than us, but when he looked her he said, hi. He broke the unbelievably thick wall that she built with just one simple word.

REMOVED. So he's my twin brother's best friend. The supposedly hot one who gets the girls while I hang out with the loud mouthed, all round idolized jocks of the school. Then he kisses me one night... wait, WHAT?

The last time she'd talked to him, he was wearing a coconut bra, a grass skirt, and more makeup than a Las Vegas prostitute. Peyton Schulyer could only wonder at the intricacies of Fate that left her cryptography partners with Jordan Cross.

“Would you go on a date with me, Shea O’Connor?” “No.” His face fell. “Yes.” He raised a brow. “Yes. No. Maybe. I don’t know.” She inhaled sharply. “I like bananas.” ONESHOT

“What am I supposed to do?” “Go after her, of course,” Brett said matter-of-factly. “She’ll think I’m a creeper.” “Oh, little brother, it surprises me sometimes how stupid you are. you are a creeper, otherwise you wouldn’t have kissed her." Reviews please

All I wanted was one last peaceful summer before I finished college. Needless to say, I hadn't expected my brother's best friend to climb through my window every night...or that it'd be so hard to turn him away. Judge's Pick for SKOW's Best Cliche Round 7

How do you let a girl know you are crazily in love with her? Announce the choice of her undergarments to all her peers at school of course!

ONE-SHOT! Kissing booth. Age 11. Clark had been my first - and only - customer. After he paid his 2 dollars and placed a wet one on me, I realized just how many cooties I was setting myself up for and closed up the business. Now he's back for a refund.

ONE SHOT. “Aw, c’mon, Kee, you angry?” He smiled cheekily. “I’ll make it up to you, I promise. Three Kit Kat bars?” Damn. He took out the big guns. “Fine.” I snatched the bars before he could make me beg. “But only because I’m low on supplies.”

SKOW Challenge One-Shot, Short & Sweet, Fluffy, Best friends & Co-ed Sleepovers what fun :D

He was eager. She was bewildered. He was a little dorky. She was a little nerdy. Oh how cold Canadian love can be! **ONE-SHOT**

Why did he do it? The question had been eating at her for months now. Ever since she met him. Ever since she fell for him. Ever since he broke her heart. She was about to get an answer. Oneshot. Read & Review.

Black-haired, blue-eyed Aiden just HAD to be my type, just HAD to tease and flirt with me, just HAD to follow me home from school, and I would have resisted him still...if he hadn’t pushed me back against the wall and started kissing me. Oneshot.

“Christopher, I love you, with all my heart and I would never, ever do anything to hurt you.” I almost felt guilty for lying to him, almost. But then again, almost doesn’t count, does it? rated M/ONESHOT!

How many Christmases was it going to take for him to come back to her? Cliche little oneshot.

Andy pulled back slightly, "What are you doing?" "Well, I was planning on kissing you. But if you want to go straight to the raw shagging, then that's fine by me too."

It’s an undeniable fact that I feel ill. I mean, wouldn’t you feel ill if your one true love is in love with your mum? And is marrying her? God, it’s enough to make you want to vomit.

REMOVED. Sorry guys I wrote this when I was 15 and I just cannot stand a single one of the characters in the story anymore. Leaving the first chapter up for nostalgia's sake.

I liked you because you were stupid and that made me look smarter. You went for me so you could cheat during exams. We had sex and got caught, your hands on my boobs. We have two kids, one of which, apparently, developed HIV. At the age of two. one-shot.

People surprised you with actions – a spontaneous kiss in the pouring rain – and words – whispered nothings that meant everything

Brier managed to survive university without a single hangover only to get completely trashed at a welcome home party. The killer hangover the following morning is just the first in a series of disasters that follow. Oh, the consequences of keg-chugging.

Which, I find odd, because honestly… who in the hell kisses with their eyes open? R&R

He had loved her since the day he met her. She was his best friend. He had loved her for four years, always too scared to let her know. Today would be the day that he would finally do it. Today would be the day that he told her that he loved her. One shot

It was all centered around time. There was the time she'd spent waiting on someone to make her feel the way that he did, the time that he would give anything to keep her in his arms, and the time that she realized something had gone wrong. One shot.

He gave her his heart, and then his heart gave out. ONESHOT.

ONESHOT - It’s amazing what one ‘are you okay’ can do to you? It confirmed any notion that he sensed my discomfort. Great, I found myself almost wishing he was as intuitive as every other boy I met.

REMOVED. The way Eric Langstrom sees it, showing up everywhere she goes will convince her that he doesn't care about social hierarchies, and that they belong together. Too bad it isn't as easy as he wants it to be. -One shot-

I dare you, Anna Sasin, to serenade Zach Jacobs in a bunny suit." I have never been known to resist a dare. Only this time, I really wanted to resist it. Oneshot.

“I’m supposed to be interviewing you, you homeless bum! What have you been doing, sitting out here and letting your hair get long? What about a job! What about your life?” I say. And soon after, we're making out on the pavement.

2008, India. "Call it a crush, call it Spring Madness, call it hormones, it will get you in the end."

“Look outside your window; you’d find me there. I could be stuffing my mouth with chocolate. I could be dreaming of us living blissfully; in love. I could be getting drenched by Mother Nature’s piss. I could be waiting. I am waiting. For you. I love you."

So here I am, standing ‘innocently’ inside my neighbour’s garage, possibly eavesdropping, when next thing I know I’m being swept off my feet – no joke. Let me tell you this is not my idea of my fairytale happy ending. ONESHOT

I've decided that you smell like heartbreak.

He’s totally in love with her and is deluded that some day and some day soon my mum’s going to leave my dad for him. But what I'm wrong...what if he isn't coming over for my mum, what if he's really coming over for me under false pretenses?

-ONE SHOT- "Nice pink panties," Jayden taunted me. "Glad you liked the sight," I responded nonchalantly. "Oh yes I did," he shot back. "But I have to say, seeing you fall down those stairs was much better entertainment." Why again am I in love with him?

Nicole Stone's plan to ask Sullivan Black to the Sadie Hawkins Dance backfires. Embarrassingly so. Will she be able to work up the nerve to ask him again? // One Shot //

OneShot: I love him. He likes her. Right? ...Right?

Out of all the ways that she'd had imagined to leave her school, this wasn't one of the ways. Nor was it one of the ways to find out just what was going on behind her back. Time to face the real world...

She likes quoting films. So does he. It's a match made in movie magic land.

He pecked me on the lips and grinned so hard I thought one of his cheeks would burst, “because who’d spend time with any other girl, when they have you?” “See,” I said, shaking my head, “now that’s what I thought!”

ONE-SHOT SEQUEL TO YOUR BEST BET! They made a bet on their friends. But what started out as a small wager turned into something so much bigger – and this time, there’s more at stake than a lot of money. They just don’t know it…

ONE SHOT. “This is closure,” he whispers. I nod. “I know.” “Then why is it so hard?”

How do you snag the hot senior's attention? Easy. Sneak up on him in the boy's locker room. One shot!

I stole his latte, he stole my cab. I stole his pen, he stole my diary. I stole his umbrella...he stole my heart. It’s funny how fate works out. ONESHOT

She didn't know why. But this thing in her heart was the only thing that kept her addiction running. She was in love with someone she could never have and she was stubborn enough to say she didn't like him...until now. Trial of one-sided oneshots.

Dude, please check the locker number before you drop off love notes. One shot.

“You’re scared of me?” - “No.” - “Of us?” - Taking her a little bit longer, she replied, “No…” - Lowering his mouth to hers, "Of this?" - Amazing how a flame can be rekindled at 2 AM in the morning in a college dorm hallway.

Mind racing, Feet pacing, Dead willows on the floor. Arms embracing, Life replacing, Talking to a corpse. Cruel behavior, my savior, simulated gore.

I don't make sense most of the time, I'm the most indecisive person you'll ever meet. I know that there is beauty and ugliness in everything, & we are all part of anything.

Being revised. She's Valedictorian; he's an ex-gangster from New York. Is the school ready when two different worlds collide? There are only two possible outcomes: either they destroy the school or each other. It's anyone's game, but he can use a gun. R&R

So this cute guy I see everywhere on campus suddenly went from being a semi-stranger to the guy I'm being paid to hit on. It started with a bet... ONE-SHOT SKOW ROUND 7 NOMINEE

Samantha's first time at a party has her doing something she never thought she would have, and has her playing a game she didn't even know she was in. R&R! Decided to continue!

A place for rhyming poems in which I personify/parody various aspects of our culture, language, and lifestyle. Home of the Everthing, Little Spelling, and Mr. Wayside.

The number one reason to avoid coffee and donut shops: the ex-boyfriend you never got over is a cop, and you can never be too sure where or when you’ll run into him. ONE-SHOT

When we fell, you blamed gravity, the audacious sod that made me trip just the other day. When the scum of the world pushed you down, many years ago, you got right up and punched them back. And when that girl's jeans tore in two.

ONE SHOT. “I heard you had a girlfriend. Kirk told me she was pretty.” Her voice was wobbly. “She’s beautiful,” he murmured. “Do you love her?” she asked after a pause. He said, “I’ll never love her like I loved you.” Suddenly, I couldn’t breathe.

-ONESHOT- So the hot jock goes to the shy loner girl, the one who's sarcastic and loves books and has never kissed a boy before. The protagonist we know and love. But what about the other girl?

One-shot romance with the appropriate amount of fluffiness that the category demands. No need to review as long as you at least try and read the whole damn thing. Thank you.

That's what I'm doing when I give her a smirk. Flirting. She thinks I'm just being cocky and arrogant. For such a smart girl, she sure is clueless when it comes to romance. Not that you could call what we have a romance. ONESHOT

“What the hell David? Make me run down my fire escape in my pajamas after you kiss me and try to run away,” I said, “Girls aren’t supposed to chase the boys.”

Spin-off of Redux. All Devon wanted was to be left alone. She tried reasoning. She tried pleading. Eventually she even turned to blackmail. The problem was Quentin Maxwell had just never learned the meaning of the word 'no.' //REMOVED//

They were the couple that everyone knew would never last, so it came as no surprise to anyone but her when they broke up. She was sure of their love, but she had no clue why he broke her heart, and he's sworn never to tell her...One-Shot

“Is this something you do all the time? When a guy tells you he likes you, you strip in front of him and drown yourself in a pool?” "Maaaybe." And she fell sideways into the pool, giggling. one-shot.

ONE SHOT. SKoW challenge response. “You're mine. And I'm yours. It's a whole big possession thing. Point is: I love you.”

Love, glamour, regret - whoohoo!

Got bored, tried to write, didn't work.

Sitting somewhere in California, laughing at the yuppies, in their hundreds.

“Don't you remember sleeping beauty...” he whispers into my ear as fingers trace along my pale cheeks. “You said you were always mine.” My throat was dry and I knew my voice had grown shaky but I still formed a reply. “I lied.” - ONESHOT -

Terrifying dreams are pretty terrifying... especially when Death Gods sneer at you while you're unconcious.

Mother and daughter...Crash.

My rhymes are atrocious but don't let that deter your focus on the brilliance of my bitterness. I had fun with this.

Wake up the muse.

Dear Me, You unmotivated loser, you get too distracted. Go get your priorities straight, and fast.

I fought to keep the impending grin from spreading across my face. If there was one thing I couldn’t deny about William Keegan, it was that he sure knew how to charm his way out of trouble. Rated for mild language.

“You have…” I stared at what I was wearing once more, feeling oddly calm. I shook my body a little, and there it was. That stupid, annoying jing-a-ling. I looked up at Raleigh incredulously. “You have little bells on your g-string?” SKoW challenge.

“Oh,” he said, and then shrugged at me. “Nevermind, I just thought you’d like to know something.” "What?" I said. “Your boobs are leaking.” He gestured towards my front. “What is that, anyway? Is that, is that custard?” Oh, shit.

Sometimes people can spiral out of control. But what if you're the catalyst?

REMOVED. Never fear, for Romeo is here! Or maybe just Devon Saunders with the rest of the Stonehill High gang. Scenes from They Call it a Cliché that they never thought would make it on screen... now that's what they call scandalous.

Note to self: Next time you see the school Goth without makeup buying tampons at a local store, don’t start screaming and asking him if he’s a guy or not. He might find strange ways of giving you your answer.

They were stuck together for the summer and one thing led to another. When school starts back up, how will they keep their secret from being revealed? Especially when a reality show is recording every move they make.

COMPLETE! First impressions are rarely right. But one of them is slightly prejudiced and the other’s got way too much pride. It was definitely hate at first sight until love got in the way. Losely based on P&P

“Let me guess,” Sam said into the intercom after a while, “You’re the singing leprechaun I hear people talking about.”“Close enough,” He answered,“Only I’m six-foot tall, I don’t have pots of gold, and despite popular belief, I can actually sing."one-shot

We are liquid iron gummy bears, walking through the sleet and the wind.

I could have easily written a list of the many things about him I didn't like, well multiple lists actually, but he had this very clever way of making me forget all about it and think about...other things. OneShot

A story told from the view of a player. Hope I did well.

ONE-SHOT He didn't want anyone to know about our relationship because we were both so different. But then I had enough. ONE-SHOT

A sea-maid reminisces.

A girl, a sailboat, a race, and a friend. Yes, a friend. Just a friend. Right? One-shot.

ONE-SHOT: When he almost says "I want you," he changes it to "I want a bird!" Wait, what?

They die in the end.

Taking a deep breath as he presses closer, I think, 'This must be one of the most perfect moments of my life...' ...Solar

This is a story about a girl, a rather mixed up, confused, silly girl. And a boy, a silly, mysterious boy... oneshot

He had been gone for two months and she’d hoped that her feelings might have changed, but all it took was one look at him bobbing his head along to his music while mowing the lawn before she realised that some things never did. TwoShot

About falling in and out of "love" . A little sappy, a little depressing, and just a smidgen hopeful. I also mock men in eyeliner.

Being the substitute is like being called by your dad to pick up the newspapers when your dog is throwing a tantrum; Like having a girlfriend who only talks to you when her anime isn’t on; And like falling in love,but NEVER getting the girl. Oh,the agony.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived a beautiful princess called – “Oh. My. God. Let go of my FREAKING hair!” I am never acting in a school play ever again. Never.

‘I love y…y…yelling.’ She raised an eyebrow. ‘You love yelling?’ ‘Yeah, I do. Why? Is there anything wrong in a guy who loves to yell?’

Oneshot. Obsession. Surrounding our lives; some less, some more. Kirsten supposed she should thank that ugly fangirl that was obsessed with Sebastian for being in his arms right now. She would rather not, however. Please read and review.

This is a letter that I wrote and will never send. I tried to bleed onto this work as much truth as I possibly could.

“How do you know that you’ve fallen in love with someone?” She asked meekly. He raised his eyebrows. “I know that I’m in love when I fart really loudly, and the first thought that pops into my mind is ‘damn, if only she was here to hear it’.” one-shot.

It takes a lot for someone to forgive a lie, or many. But not everyone can, so instead they just accept them, hoping some day they'll be strong enough to fight back. OneShot

The EAHoDSC is a long-standing tradition for Adelaide and her friends. But what happens when one of her other traditions - the delicious Charlie Harris - joins the fray? You know, besides the traditional inordinate amounts of sexual tension?

She didn’t like a lot of things, namely over-the-top declarations of love. However, just like many things in life, you never really know if you like them until you try them. OneShot

First, he thought I had a clown fetish -Because I asked for his number when he was working as a clown-. Then, he started giving me balloon flowers -Because I was ‘as boring as a flower’-. What I never expected to come right after that, though, was love.

‘It’s true,’ I sighed. ‘I really do love you.’ There were a million romantic things he could have done at that moment. But no, the thick skulled idiot just had to faint.

“Wait!” Jonathan ran towards me, again. He tripped over thin air and fell, again. He looked up from the ground with a boyish smile. “My horoscope said that if I fell down twice in front of a girl I like, she’ll fall in love with me!” One-shot.

Some true words of wisdom - the sun, the beach, a girl clad in a bikini, hormones and suntan lotion, particularly when used in combination, can make men do funny things.

“Did you honestly,” he panted, pausing to grin, “Just compare me to a Greek sex god?” Oh, he so wasn’t going to let that go, was he? -- Aphrodite never saw this coming...

Don't have sex when you want to maintain innocence.

ONE-SHOT The first time Tyler Harrison talked to me, he called me a fat, ugly cow. Being in kindergarten, I just cried and then socked him right in the face.

“I smell like puke.” I grumbled, glaring at Rachel, who was now pulling my shirt and tugging me forward to an empty classroom. “Oh, puke is good.” She replied with an air of enthusiasm. “Girls love guys who smell like a kid just vomited on them.” fluff!

I hate chemistry, usually because I blow things up and cause awful reactions to happen. Well, I hated it until the day Aiden showed me the best chemical reaction, that is... OneShot

Jasper and Anna don't make the perfect couple, but they try. ;;an all dialogue one-shot

“Right now, standing on top of this bloody cliff, I have only one thing to say to you. It has 'I', it has 'you', and you probably wouldn't like the idea of it.";“I knew it,” He says with a gasp, "You want to have sex with me!" One-shot. fluff. :

Wrote this back in... December? ...sometime around then. I really need to do something more with it... and yes, he is based on someone I know... knew.

We need to talk". Nothing good follows these words, he knows, but despite that, he feels riveted to the spot, compelled to stay and hear out the intimidating, tiny girl, to hear the bomb that follows those ominous words.

I was going to be the 40-year-old virgin living with 20 cats, and I was happy with that plan. Well, okay, not really. But I would've, had he not stepped onto the bus that morning and asked if i'd miss him. God, the nerve of him. Fluff fluff fluff!

[ONE SHOT] Cady & Hayden had been friends forever. So when Hayden realizes he might have feelings for her, he enlists his ladies' man poet friend to help him win her over. Sadly, the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry...

A boy tries to tell the girl of his dreams how he feels and can't seem to catch a break while trying. Will she give him a chance? [Songfic Oneshot]

He was never supposed to fall for her. They were an accident. She was just a silly girl who didn't believe in love where he was the boy who ran everytime it got too deep. Yet, they were always on each other's minds. Please Read&Review

She hated watching horror movies. It made her clingy and completely un.her.like, kind of. So maybe she was a wuss all the time, but no one knew this more so than he. OneShot

Jasmine Shanahan is a master manipulator of men. Just ask her brother. She can melt the heart of her father or make the meddling media adore her. She can't refuse a challenge. So when Jasmine meets the first man she can't control, she just can't back down

Bestfriends weren't supposed to like each other that way, Dani thought. But, she had always liked Tom and she was sure that Tom liked her too. They had a secret world of their own. What happens when Tom leaves Dani behind their secret world and grows up?

“Maybe I’m your Prince Charming, o’ Princess.” “I ain't no Princess.” “You're wrong,” he said, and I stopped breathing. “You're MY Princess.”

[one shot] Despite his rockstar status, he wanted his old life back. And he wanted her back, too.

[NOW COMPLETE] No human expects to get a job working for Lucifer himself...or falling for him.

She skipped to the final track, and a rich, warm guitar that was so, so familiar resonated throughout the house. His soft voice filled every nook and cranny of her heart with a warmth that she hadn’t experienced for years...

The dare was simple, kiss a stranger, someone she would never see again. He had on another school's jacket! So why is he now at her school? She doesn't need this!

ONE SHOT. She said, “Silly, you’re my guardian angel…” and he said, “Yeah, I guess I am. I promise I won’t let you down.” He didn't.

We’ll start over from scratch, and pretend our past is nothing but fiction.

When the lights go out and you're in an elevator with a guy who you're quite biased and attached over, it's either hit or miss. [one shot]

[one shot] I attended a wedding and ran into my twelve year infatuation. After being locked out and playing a game of truths, nothing comes as a surprise.

She's a football obsessed cheerleader who ends up coaching the school team. He thinks her place is on the sidelines. Mutual hatred? Yep. Sometimes the last person you want to be with is the one person you can't resist. AWFUL, read at your own risk!

It can be terrifying to entrust your heart to a lover for the first time. This poem is about a first love and the naivety of a young lover. Please R/R

A tale where Devlin Madison, filthy richie & playboy extraordinaire, employs a sullen, streetwise young woman when he's suddenly thrown into an early inheritance which not ony brings money, but a bride search as well. COMPLETE.