Author has written 10 stories for Love, Supernatural, Life, Romance, and General.
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This creature goes by Freak Perfume because of a youth misspent in dark and broody clubs where equally dark and broody youths complained to each other and called it cynicism.
Thankfully wounds heal with time and the creature now lives on coffee, cigarettes, and paperback novels. Mostly, she lives for the nights she can't remember with the people she'll never forget.
Other things I like would include being stupidly drunk, gratuitous foul language, genre-bending music mixes, porn (obviously), and reptiles. Oh, and feedback, because whoever claims not to be a comment whore while actively posting things where feedback is an option is fucking lying.
Let's see, what else. Ah, yes, I have a phobia of fish. If that doesn't say it all, I don't know what does. Fish, are terrifying, unless there's a wall of glass between us, thank you very much. I'm not obsessed with my feet, but damn it, I do want to keep them forevermore, which means that fish near my feet give me panic attacks.
Yeah, alright, this is getting more boring with the second, so it's time to call it quits. Rock on, people. Let's all just rape our thesauruses in celebration.
"Generally I'm not really interesting, except for the occasional battle against the apocalypse."
So, obviously beta readers are the bee's knees, y/y? I'm just going to put this here because I've looked at the beta listing here and by all that is holy, there are so many. It terrifies me to tell you the truth. It's like a hive with a million differently coloured bees. I better get to the point here before I lose you, right? Right. What I'm looking for is a beta reader who doesn't get the heebie-jeebies from all 'teh ghey' around here and isn't afraid to shank me (metaphorically, please) until I'm a gibbering pile of gooey tears of despair. As much as I'd like to pretend to be perfect - and let's admit it, writers are full of themselves - I'm really just a confused thing with too many voices in my head and a keyboard.
If you are this person, do send me a PM with a short (or long, I'm not picky) introduction and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out. If you could bring your own whip, that'd be grand.