Author has written 10 stories for Love, Supernatural, Life, Romance, and General.
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This creature goes by Freak Perfume because of a youth misspent in dark and broody clubs where equally dark and broody youths complained to each other and called it cynicism.
Thankfully wounds heal with time and the creature now lives on coffee, cigarettes, and paperback novels. Mostly, she lives for the nights she can't remember with the people she'll never forget.
Other things I like would include being stupidly drunk, gratuitous foul language, genre-bending music mixes, porn (obviously), and reptiles. Oh, and feedback, because whoever claims not to be a comment whore while actively posting things where feedback is an option is fucking lying.
Yeah, alright, this is getting more boring with the second, so it's time to call it quits. Rock on, people. Let's all just rape our thesauruses in celebration.