The Psychopath Blonde
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Joined 02-08-08, id: 599073, Profile Updated: 01-16-09
Author has written 3 stories for General.

Name: How 'bout Serval. Or Spotz. Or any combination of the two. If you thought I would give out my real name, I'm offended for being thought of as stupid enough to do such a thing.

First I was ChilledHeart, then Featherfall. Now I'm ServalSpotz. 'Cause I feel like it.

Story Info: Okay, no stories yet. I always have issues with updating things, or writing anything that is lengthy in any way, shape, or form. There go my dreams of making millions off a best-selling novel. Though maybe I could write a book of poetry.

And please, no idea-stealing. I find that it's rather unpleasant to try to remove bloodstains from fabric, and even more so to scrape an eviscerated body off the ground. And that person only tried to steal an idea for a poem. Although I s'pose I'd be quite flattered if someone thought a story or poem of mine good enough to copy.

Likes: books; MR1, 2, and 3; Skittles; sarcasm; goth-looking stuff; ivy; spring, and summer; Twilight series; Florida; birds; cats; sci fi; fantasy; magic; thunderstorms and high winds; temperatures above 65 degrees F and under 85 degrees F; summer vacation; school, if it had minimal homework, was shorter, optional, and more interesting (yeah right); drawing; photography; reading; libraries; peace and quiet; any time between 9:30 pm and 1:00 am; sleeping in until 10:30 am without anyone attempting to wake you up; being alone; and, most of all, the INTERNET, which may be an even better invention than running water. Or maybe not. And lets not forget sarcasm.

Dislikes: siblings; little deaf kids (like my sis); MR4 (I currently hate J.P.); killing animals; peas; seafood of any kind, including shrimp, salmon and crab, but maybe not lobster; McDonalds, especially after seeing Supersize Me; grammar and spelling mistakes; chatspeak; mean people; rules; bad complexions; fall and winter; the flu, which I always seem to get each year, complete with nonstop barfing; being out of shape; way too many things to even remember

Thanks to all of you who have reviewed my poems/stories. To honor you (I LOVE reviews) I shall post links to your profiles, which will hopefully increase the number of reviews you receive. People who've given me reviews:

fatbird33

a silenced revolution

intensity

simpleplan13

pirate-guy99

AspiringWriter05

RodeoGirl

Thanks again!

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Ty's Ultimate Catastrophe Survival Guide! by Typing Typhoon reviews
Now back by popular demand! Ever been stuck in a horribly awkward, tragic, situation? Well this is the guide for you! Use this E-book to get you out of all the most ridiculous situations life can throw at you! Ha! In your FACE, Life!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009
You Say Tomato, I Say Tomato by staces reviews
The horrible truth about one oppressed group's silent suffering.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
sunshine smiling by a silenced revolution reviews
pantoum: this is just another nightmare i can't make a song
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Complete
wishfully thinking an apocalypse by a silenced revolution reviews
but if you really want to make the world end, you'll have to strike a match, or something.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
i don't understand but i feel by a silenced revolution reviews
that it's true.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
How High by Euphorialie reviews
Add:One slightly psychotic, self proclaimed huntress, one snarky and attractive new partner, and a mess of trouble with far too many firearms. Throw in a dash of mysterious stalker and annoying sibling. Blend. Bake with an oven full of mythical creatures.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 148,078 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
The Alabaster Prince by Alfsigesey reviews
King Safron IV chose to secretly raise his daughter as his son, in order to save the Alabaster Dynasty. So, Prince Caerleon VI is a woman, raised as a man. Only three people in the world know… and poor Caerleon was the last to find out.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,980 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 10/16/2007
and you say, i can never fake a smile by a silenced revolution reviews
when all i am is all i can be, born a freak live a freak and die, die, die unloved.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Mad Man by groovacious reviews
It has a floor, a ceiling, an entrance and exit way and a scene. It is called a room. Many things can happen in a room.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008
Flakes of Snow by Coalesced Wraith reviews
cloud enthralling / soft let go / winter calling / silent falling / flakes of snow
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
God vs Angel by Sylvafish reviews
Basically an angel's view on God. It was written for an English essay... it's satire . May offend some readers. If you find it obscenely offensive please tell me and I'll remove it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
The Grim Sleeper by Cheetor640 reviews
Death is forced with a daunting task: reaping the soul of a stubborn cat.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
shattered petals of roses by a silenced revolution reviews
whirl around and stare numb out the window.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
When Jewelry Strikes by Euphorialie reviews
A simple but diabolical bracelet has a huge effect on Will Tucker's life, throwing him together with the most frightening creature to ever prowl the night—Cora Raiden, completely human girl who may or may not be a ruthless killer. Note: sarcasm.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,104 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Ill by The Old Sam Garrett reviews
Two children try their best to cope with their beastly mother. A lesson on the boundaries of perfection and social persecution. I just fixed the ending, which I have been told was too abrupt.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Anyhting that doesn't kill you by simpleplan13 reviews
about the phrase anythign that doesnt kill you makes you stronger
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/22/2004
Mars Attacks by Beppo reviews
Basically, an extremely anti-climatic first contact, falling somewhere between actual humor and slightly off-beat weirdness. This is for everyone who loves Star Trek but secretly thinks that they occasionally take things a little too seriously.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/16/2003
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Stone Angel reviews
How sick is that, to create an angel that can't fly?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
A Fathomless Sky reviews
All lost are the birds that wand'ringly fly/ In and out of white clouds in a fathomless sky. R&R please!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
it's cold reviews
Winter is scarring, so rending and raw...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete