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Author has written 5 stories for General, Humor, Biography, and Romance.

So yeah, Hi.

I'm EternalCrimson. Nice to meet you. well... I guess we're not really meeting per se, but since you're reading this, it could be considered you meeting me.

So, I'm still confused as what to put in my bio, so I think I'll copy and paste one of those "interview" things and answer the questions...

"Favorite" Questions:

What was your favorite food when you were a child?


What’s the #1 most played song on your iPod?

Umm... I go through phases, and the last one was the "Trans-Music Phase" so Time stretch by Bass Nectar

What is one of your favorite quotes?

"Only two things are infinite, the Universe and human stupidity, and I'm not too sure about the former." - Einstein

What’s your favorite indoor/outdoor activity?

Drawing on my Pen Tablet

What chore do you absolutely hate doing?

Dishes, laundry, cleaning, cooking... just about any chore really... it's such... a chore.

What is your favorite form of exercise?

... Reading... okay, okay! I know it's not an exercise, but I don't like "exercise" it requires...effort.

What is your favorite time of day/day of the week/month of the year?


What’s your least favorite mode of transportation?


What is your favorite body part?

Boobs.. hehe

What sound do you love?

Music, any type. Scremo, classic, country, pop, trans, dub step... you name it - there's a chance I'll like it. (Some songs in certain genre like screamo and rap fall outside my "like" range thou ^^;)

"If" Questions

If you could throw any kind of party, what would it be like and what would it be for?

It would be elegant, like one of those balls of high class society, but a ton more fun. There'd be good music, and a tasty buffet, and magic shows for entertainment, and dancers, and a party game where those who wanted to participate could, and those who didn't want to wouldn't have to. And at the end there'd be a gift exchange. Where everybody'd get a gift and everybody'd have to bring one in...

either that or an orgy.

Oh, and it would be for no one or nothing in particular... just a party... cause we can.

If you could paint a picture of any scenery you’ve seen before, what would you paint?

Hmph, "if I could"? I already do! and my favorite scenery to paint are those of frozen lakes, with a snowy landscape, and leafless logs, and trees.

If you could choose to stay a certain age forever, what age would it be?

15 - it's when you're the least angsty, and don't have to think about anything or have any troubles, but still understand what you need to understand.

If you knew the world was ending in 2012, what would you do differently?

Nothing. I'd live my life as I'm living it now.

If you could choose anyone, who would you pick as your mentor?

Ooooh! I have no idea. I think myself from a decade or two down the road'd be good.

If you could witness any event past, present or future, what would it be?

China's fall. :)

If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?

To control the elements.

If you had to work on only one project for the next year, what would it be?

Starting a company

If you were immortal for a day, what would you do?

Would I still be able to feel pain, or be injured? Cause if being immortal = no pain/injuries I'd conquer my fear of heights, by jumping off cliffs ^~^! But if I could still feel pain, then I think I wouldn't do anything different.

If you had to change your first name, what would you change it to?


If you could meet anyone, living or dead, who would you meet?

My grandpa (dad's side) who died when I was 6... either him or my mom's dad who died before I was even born.

If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do?

Invest it in government bonds and the stock market.

If you were reincarnated as an animal/drink/ice cream flavor, what would it be?

A blood cell.

If you could know the answer to any question, besides “What is the meaning of life?”, what would it be?

"Why is the money tree called a money tree when it doesn't grow money?"

If you could be any fictional character, who would you choose?


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The Stepway (discontinued) by Chris Rhyanne reviews
He smiled, already fading. "You are a very lucky child, Tayu," he purred, "though whether that luck is good or bad has yet to be seen. Keep that in mind before you do anything rash-there's no such thing as a curse... or a blessing" It was only after he had completely vanished that she let her shoulders slump. "I think I have a pretty good idea already," she mumbled. Rewrite
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,983 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 6/7/2011
Six Weeks With Satan by woodstock1969 reviews
It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,794 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
Break the Sky by Caseus reviews
When kidnapped by a horde of pirates onto an airship, Jonathan tries to make the best of his situation. But it's not that hard with women who care too much and a captain who's as intrigued by Jonathan just as much as Jonathan is intrigued by him. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Complete
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3155 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
Nacho by jinx89 reviews
He lifted his hand, my bra dangling off of his index finger.OPEN word on each cup. His smirk grew as he said, "I don't mind obeying orders."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,421 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Just Because by Ryette reviews
Slash. Bright blue skinny jeans can’t get you out of everything. Especially when your arch nemesis dumps barbeque sauce on them and then acts like a homophobe even though he really isn't. SKoW Best Slash winner round 11!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,309 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
Half Your Age Plus Seven by Measuremylifeincoffeespoons reviews
What was that rule again? Half your age plus seven? You can’t go below that. If I’m 18, half is 9. Crap, where's my calculator? Okay, 9 plus 7 is 16…and he is 15. 15.5! I mean, should I round up? Or not? What’s six months? That should be fine..ah, hell.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,003 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
To Grace The Sun by Meorna reviews
..."Why did you run away on Monday, screaming bloody murderer?" He asked me, amusement evident in his eyes. "Because you were going to sell my body parts in Mexico." I grumbled, crossing my arms over my chest defensively. -COMPLETE-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,196 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
Beauty in the Beast by Topaz36 reviews
COMPLETE:To keep my fiancée alive, I struck a deal with evil: my life for his. Somehow, I'm still living but at what cost? My appearance, my love. That's right; I may be falling for the same demon that cursed me into this life as a werewolf.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,464 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Vandrophobia by SammyLi reviews
COMPLETE. I have an odd fear. I fear beautiful men. Luckily there aren't many in the world, but when my class receives a transfer student who is a completely beautiful boy and is assigned to sit next to me...I just might crack.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,628 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Of Necks and Hickeys by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! "OH MY GOD!" I shouted. "What? What's wrong?" he demanded, appearing at my side. "" I sputtered. "YOU GAVE ME A HICKEY!" "Really? Let's see it." Riordan tilted my chin up. "It looks pretty good actually," he said smugly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7267 - Favs: 6,334 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Revenge, Best Served Hot ::Formerly Take Me Away:: by Promiscuous Geek reviews
I smiled sweetly, with a hint of mischievousness. Well at least I attempted to... but if his slightly confused expression was anything to go by, I’d probably just looked constipated. Lovely, that’s just the perfect way to seduce a guy... ON HIATUS
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,081 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3506 - Favs: 4,197 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Dawn Beaumont’s Guide to Changing the World by Pinkamoo reviews
You Stupid, stupid girl.' he muttered resting his head on mine, 'Why did you make me feel this way about you' I glared up at him 'I can't help it, stupid.'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,875 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Nicole's Stupid Diary by LaraineGlass reviews
Nicole's in love with her best friend's boyfriend. She has never told anyone about her feelings, except her diary. Unfortunately, the most arrogant, not to mention the most popular boy at her school gets his hands on it. [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 36,744 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Complete
Emery & Me by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Just call me George by Pinkamoo reviews
“Alright,” I heard our boss shout from inside the building “Who wrecked the photocopying machine?” “Shit,” he murmured against my lips again but this time he grinned and said “It wasn’t us, kay?” “Kay.” I said. [Christmas ONESHOT]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
Hung up on You by Pinkamoo reviews
Males are like maths homework, you have to deal with them and even if you are quite capable of doing so they are still annoying. Especially the ones that hang up on you. Damn him. [ONESHOT]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,332 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
My Boyfriend the Billionaire by Pinkamoo reviews
I stepped in front of the oncoming car. 'What do you think you're doing' The guy shouted angrily at me. 'Hitchhiking what do you think dumbass' I shouted back with a roll of my eyes 'Let me in'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,489 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Trouble by Pinkamoo reviews
I am sweet. I am innocent. I never get in trouble. I haven't just met an arrogant pervert who I want to castrate. I am lying.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,331 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
The Bee and the Wallflower by bangbangstartagain reviews
[one shot] “Anyways,” added Bee airily, “I'll always see you, wallflower or not.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Complete
Jack Olsen: Private Investigator by a.s. bygones reviews
When Jack goes undercover at his old high school, the last thing he expects is to find his old high school crush teaching English. But he makes the most of it. SLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,871 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
Out of Luck by d'Neronique reviews
[slash] No one wants something more than if they can’t have it. That’s why I believe the best way to get guys is to pretend you’re straight – and you had better believe it works like a charm.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,254 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
Girl At Heart by Promiscuous Geek reviews
COMPLETE! My name is Loralai Sterlin.. oh and the guy who has me in a headlock? That's the First Son, James Winters.. he's my soulmate, he just doesn't know it yet. Probably because he thinks I'm a guy, I'm actually a girl. Yea.. welcome to my life..
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,191 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
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If I knew... i'd tell you. In fact, since the story is writing itself, I won't have a summary until the plot appears in it's entirety. ; Also, story is rated T because it's not quite "M"... hehe.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Published: 2/22/2012
My Day reviews
Please read and grade my writing. You are my teachers, my readers, and my masters. This story is my day and I would like feed back on it as a literary work. Your wish is my goal, and my goal is for your pleasure. Thank you.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Complete
A Coconut Story
People with machettes are always nice! -This isn't horror, it's something that happened to me on campus
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Complete
The Invisible Beard reviews
I know that my beard is awsome. I just can't get enogh of it. All you poseres should just forget about trying to compete with me with your invisible beards... A collection of funny short stories...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Have You Ever Noticed? reviews
Random questions I asked my friends and they told me to make an accout and upload along with the stories I am begining to write.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete