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Joined 02-10-08, id: 599320, Profile Updated: 04-14-12
For those of you who even look at my profile anymore, you may have noticed that there is nothing here. Unfortunately, that's not likely to change. I've been a bit busy as of late and will be for the forseeable future. I've also changed my penname again. I've been known as Ohyouknowthatgirl (if I remember correctly) and Cry-on-Friday, but will now be going by Dry Pageant. Although, that won't really matter until I finally find time to post something. Sigh. -D.P.
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Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 179,285 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 2,134 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 4/4/2020 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 9,369 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 3,669 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Six Weeks With Satan by woodstock1969 reviews
It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,794 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
Much Better by JD Allen reviews
She was used to being unnoticed, that was nothing new. But when the mystery boy at school starts paying a shocking amount of attention to her, she's not quite sure what to do. Believe it? Deny it? Surely he couldn't really be into her...could he? REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
They Call it a Cliché by angels and effects reviews
REMOVED. So he's my twin brother's best friend. The supposedly hot one who gets the girls while I hang out with the loud mouthed, all round idolized jocks of the school. Then he kisses me one night... wait, WHAT?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 4216 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
The Raccoon Wars by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED She's your "ordinary" teenager and he's the school's new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it's love when it's midnight and they're together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 8/28/2006
Sox in a Box by Myrika reviews
She's appalled by his food choices. He thinks she's a baseball curse. It's definitely not a match made in heaven or in Boston, for that matter. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
At the End of the Day by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
COMPLETE! His name was Patrick Fitzpatrick, but he pulverized anyone who dared to call him that. He was an enigma, a mystery. Nobody knew anything completely true about him other than that he hated his name. But hey, I’d always liked solving mysteries.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,870 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3506 - Favs: 4,197 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Disney Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Love by White Rabbit Tale reviews
Being a damsel in distress isn't nearly as glamorous as it seems...I should know, since my life is the equivalent of a really bad Disney movie. Except I don't have a Genie or a singing lobster to help me win my heart's desire, whatever that is.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 155,466 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
Doors by red willowtree reviews
A poem about life that had to be written in Lit class that I didn't despise that much.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
Dust by red willowtree reviews
A poem about happiness that had to be written in Lit class that I didn't think was all that bad.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
Hit or Miss by Someday-I-will-Understand reviews
For years, they unequivocally loathed one another. But then they found out that one hand washing the other benefited them both. And just like that, things began to change. And all it took was a band called Funk You & a broken camera. FIN.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,616 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Luna Vis by TheCrystalMaiden reviews
Two dimensions are colliding, and Lorea is caught in a prophecy to save them both! Now she must gather the five guardians, evade a deadly hunter, defeat an evil witch queen... and try not to fall in love along the way.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,378 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 7/14/2006
Cat's Eye by TheCrystalMaiden reviews
Sora, a noble girl, dreams of adventure... but finds she is not quite ready for it when she's kidnapped by an assassin. Now, with the help of a magical necklace, she is the only one who can save his life. Winner of the sKoW best fantasy award! Plz RR
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 121,935 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 7/18/2006
Emery & Me by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Catch You by Kendal reviews
The first time she met him, she wondered if it was possible to die of embarrassment. The second time, shame quickly turned into amusement. After that, what was left to worry about? Oh, right. Figuring out what the heck he wanted. [Fin.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
Smooth Move by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
.FIN. I was starting to think he was my bad luck charm. After all, it was no coincidence that I embarrassed myself every time I saw him. Just throw in bookstores, sisters, best friends, blind dates, and dentists, and you’ve got my newly complicated life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,225 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Kiss Me, Kate by Mad for Figs reviews
[COMPLETE] He was my ex boyfriend's current girlfriend's ex boyfriend. Apparently that's the biggest reason why we should never be associated with one another. But too bad neither of us cared about the morals of society.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,549 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
Unreal by Sour Lullaby reviews
[COMPLETE] First, I meet the sexiest vampire ever at a night club. Next thing I know, my former crush is stalking me, I'm mated to the leader of the vampires, stuck in this war between the two, and have a group of deranged vampires calling me their Queen.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,144 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
The Princess and the Soon To Be Eunuch by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[ONESHOT] Charlie is a girl in a punk band, and Ink is a guy who dislikes girls in punk bands. Still, she has vivid threats involving piano wire prepared for whenever he calls her pet names, so maybe there's some room for exception in her case.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Recover by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
Complete. Boys don't like me, and that's a fact. So there's pretty much no point in me even trying. But then he has to come along, and suddenly, I'm not so sure anymore.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,660 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Complete
Elevators by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[COMPLETE] Four years after they graduated, and she’d moved on. –Ish. So now...what happens when a girl meets her high school crush again when they're stuck in an elevator?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,730 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete
My Life In One Sentence by invisible.writer reviews
My life was mindnumbingly dull, but I was fine with being the invisible Ginger Ale Girl. Whoever said friends were good for the soul did not know the boy with blue hair.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,764 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
Petals by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 6872 - Favs: 3,530 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 4,118 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete