Steampunk Champagne
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Joined 02-11-08, id: 599477, Profile Updated: 09-27-09
Author has written 7 stories for Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Life, and Fantasy.

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Yes, well, there you are. Greetings to all, my name is Steampunk Champagne, sometimes referred to as SC or Cham. I write fantastically awful stories and poems, the most acceptable of which are visible below. Reviews and the like are greatly appreciated.

I am not afraid to leave you an absolutely immense review if I think you deserve it, or to go to town on you for bad grammar and/or spelling (but I make typos all the time, occasionally while I'm berating you for making such a mistake, so I'm really quite the hypocrite).

Other than that, I am very open to PM's of all natures, be they complaints, suggestions, requests (if you request something, there's a 99.99 chance I'll write it. Not even joking), hate mail, love letters, or what have you. Don't be shy (I would say that I don't bite, but that's a. cliched and b. untrue).

If you're looking for something to do, I'm also available on deviantART (NightmareXClockwork) and a certain other writing site.

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Real? by Nightmarish Waltz reviews
Reach on out touch the air...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2008
City by SilverScreen Crush reviews
i might've been high.......
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Dreaming by the Sea by Tranquil Thorns reviews
A sea-maid reminisces.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Just A by Nomine Inferi reviews
I'm only human...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2008
Falling by battousai24 reviews
Being confused about falling in love with someone you're not really supposed to, but you can't help it, and you want to tell the person how you feel, but feeling afraid of what the outcome may be.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
Higher than Asphalt by Moondog Dozier reviews
At sixteen, sadness comes easy,
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
The Milky Way Dance by Wannabe Werewolf reviews
The wounded alien crouched behind a dumpster, waiting to go home.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Tonight It Ends by arwenfrodogurl reviews
A one-shot poem. Inspired by life.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Untouchable by OneLastEndeavor reviews
She's untouchable. No matter how high he climbs, he will never touch the sky. Also contains fairy tale references because they're cool like that.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
United Galaxy of Fools by RoyallyScrewed
A collection of short stories in the United Galaxy Federation UGF verse. Only one so far, hopefully that shall change, some of these may eventually be rewritten. Slash and language warning, rated for safety.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19/2008
Apparently Her Sanity Commited Suicide by Firetrap reviews
I wanted to write something completely abstract. Guess I got my wish xD. R&R.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Ghost Ship by Eurypides reviews
When they signed on, all they were looking for was a legend. After a few years, all they were looking for was a way out. But he couldn't let them leave.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,620 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Initiation by Eurypides reviews
They came hooded and robed in black to accept the wandering sheep into their flock. But the rite of Initiation is a grueling thing: not every sheep is strong enough to withstand it.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
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Asylum reviews
Not every cage is made of steel; not every asylum is inescapable. Rated for graphic imagery.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
The Black Wire Engine reviews
A single pure heart is all the Engine needs to thrive, but such things are far and few between. The City of Wires will perish if the Engine fails, but where does one find an untouched heart? My finest work yet. Oneshot.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Black Wire Engine reviews
The city of wires needs a heart to survive/ are you the right person, can you keep it alive? Rated cause I like the letter T.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Socket Shell reviews
Tell me, what is inside of that hollowed-out core? You gave up your flesh, have you gained something more? Linear thinkers beware: metaphors ahead. Rated for safety.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
The Inchoate reviews
An anthology of poetry presented to you, my dear readers, for your entertainment. Rated for language and violence in certain chapters. !DISCONTINUED!- due to a combination of reader and writer disinterest. Only being maintained for the archives.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008
Fad reviews
And that somebody’s up and they’re getting off the floor, saying “I can’t live like this anymore.” Maybe they’ll get out and maybe they won’t; maybe someone cares and maybe they don’t.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
Corpse Moon reviews
Hearts are precious things in the city of towers, and those without them are forever searching for those who do...Rated for violence, or something like that.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete