Author has written 7 stories for Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Life, and Fantasy.
MORE PROFILE OVERHAULING? LIKE THIS WASN'T BAD ENOUGH BEFORE!
Yes, well, there you are. Greetings to all, my name is Steampunk Champagne, sometimes referred to as SC or Cham. I write fantastically awful stories and poems, the most acceptable of which are visible below. Reviews and the like are greatly appreciated.
I am not afraid to leave you an absolutely immense review if I think you deserve it, or to go to town on you for bad grammar and/or spelling (but I make typos all the time, occasionally while I'm berating you for making such a mistake, so I'm really quite the hypocrite).
Other than that, I am very open to PM's of all natures, be they complaints, suggestions, requests (if you request something, there's a 99.99 chance I'll write it. Not even joking), hate mail, love letters, or what have you. Don't be shy (I would say that I don't bite, but that's a. cliched and b. untrue).
If you're looking for something to do, I'm also available on deviantART (NightmareXClockwork) and a certain other writing site.