sarky soomka
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Joined 02-16-08, id: 599750, Profile Updated: 11-14-10
Author has written 3 stories for General, and Life.

I'm just a young college student writing for fun in my spare time. I plan to write a great novel one day, maybe after I've gained a bit more life widsom and experience. ;)

I like watching movies at night by myself or with a fella. I enjoy most all music if its right for the mood. T.V. Shows include House M.D., Dexter, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Monty Python's Flying Circus, and Iron Chef on rare occasions. I could say I enjoy painting and drawing, but I hardly ever crack into that any more. I just proudly display my unused supplies and old pieces around my room. Some of my favorite books are A Clockwork Orange, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, The Fountainhead, the Jasper Fforde Nursery Crime books, Harry Potter, anything by Caprice Crane, plus I also like biographies and memoirs.

I have a dry sense of humor (I'm not sure if it shows in my writing) and enjoying life taking it one day at a time.

I like to go to the bar, get up on the stools and dance if I'm drunk enough, and let loose. I'm all about havin' a blast.

If you're curious about anything else that may be relevant feel free to ask.

I'm hardly satisfied with anything I write, but I really appreciate a tactful, meaningful, constructive criticism review. Although, those are rare and few but highly encouraged. :)

I've had writers block for quite some time now, maybe I just need to actually sit and try!! I have all these wonderful ideas flowing with no evidence to prove for them!

Every now and then I'll post a bit of trash and poetry on my livejournal. So if you feel so inclined to check it out, go ahead

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Beyond the Cherry Tree
Natalie and Stacy have pretty decent luck with guys. They're the ultimate party animals. They've been the ultimate team for fifteen years. Now Kevin wants to weasel his way in and form a trio, maybe get laid, and that just isn't going to happen. Right?
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,924 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010
a poem about jim bean, jack daniels, and sam adams. lovely men and lovely sex. kinda.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Complete
Good Intentions
Adelle doesn't have a car. She doesn't have a purse, I.D, or any money. She doesn't have a plan. She just left town and abandoned it all without thinking. Finn has her purse, now there is no way she's getting it back. Besides, that purse was ugly anyway.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2010