If your reading this then you are probably checking to see if I have any stories for you to read. Good luck finding them. I actually am planing on getting my original fiction published so I'll post it here after I get published... or maybe I'm too lazy to upload them.
Yes, I'm single. This will sound conceited but, I know I'm attractive because I've caught girls staring at my ass.
College Freshman Woo Hoo! Top ten tips for the rest of the world:
1. Don't stay up late like you did in high school. You will miss your classes.
2. Keep your bicycle in your room unless you want the local meth heads to steal it.
3. Go to social events, all you have to do if you wanna dance well is do whatever doesn't feel natural.
4. Ignore the girls who wanna bitch about how hard their classes are, it gets worse later.
5. You can sleep on Sunday. Friday afternoon is for homework. The next 36 hours are reserved for doing random shit.
6. Do your homework the day after you get it. Someone else will have it done so you can ask questions
7. Don't wait until the night before your homework is due to do it.
8. Keep a condom somewhere, sometimes you need an impromptu glove.
9. Avoid the frat boys, they are the very definition of trouble
10. Don't get smashed. 15 drinks is a LOT more than you think. Stop between 4 and 7. That's more than enough.
any way... moving right along.
STOP WHINING ABOUT HOW "UNFAIR" LIFE IS FOR YOU AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!