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Hey this is AsianPearl101, A.K.A Jane, if you're looking for something hilarious listen to Jim Gaffigan's "king Baby" album it's HILARIOUS!! Gotta love Jim.. and Bacon!!

All about me:

I'm a Catholic

I'm Asian, Philipino to be exact.

I'm more of a reader than a writer.

I absolutely love Kung Fu

I play the violin and piano

I can't dance, except ballroom

I loved to write when I was little, always for fun. Except now my mom deleted all the files of my stories cause they were well, just for fun and taking up space.(sad, I know!)

I've never been good at putting my work on paper it's all stuck in my over-imaginative head! I've been working on it, I have like a thousand unfinished documents, and now that it's summer I'm gonna fix that and hopefully ( don't get your hopes up, though) you'll see one of my stories by winter...I work slow!

I love to read. I have four book shelves, full of books I've bought and some that were given to me. I love romance/humor novels(they're the best!). I would marry Jack Skellington if only to have his library!

I love all kinds of music except for heavy metal it gives me a headache!

I laugh easily and alot, seriously I laugh when I'm sad, angry, frustrated and any emotion, espescially happy don't even get me started and I have thousands of weird laughs it scares me and my family... except in the good way!

I hope that when I put up my story that you'll enjoy it, review, and give me your honest opinion.

Thanks you guys!

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Covet by BKGal-24 reviews
Complete but removed
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/1/2020 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink. JONNIE IS BEING RE-RELEASED CHAPTER BY CHAPTER TO PROMOTE NEW JONNIE WEBSERIES! Youtube teaser trailer up now!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,871 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 9/1/2007
Getting Malcolm by pinkmist reviews
He stared down at me, eyes dark and unrelenting. "Do you want Malcolm?" Stupid question. But I nodded anyway. "Then kiss me." Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place. *SKoW Winner*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 140,913 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 6/29/2006
Opposite Ends of The Spectrum by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
. "Hatred comes from the heart, contempt from the head, and neither feeling is quite within our control." Bullshit, she thinks. Then she meets Matthew Valentine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,342 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Lighthouse Charlie by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
The first time I had kicked in the womb it had been when Max, a baby himself, had placed his hand against my mother's stomach. It had been the first, but certainly not the last, time I'd kicked him, and now suddenly he wasn't interested in a fight? Weird. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Ugly Duckling Turned Swan by farryn reviews
She was a chubby, awkward outcast bullied by the mean students of Ashwood Academy. Their King -although handsome and rich- was the cruelest, and drove her away. Now Savannah is back, more beautiful than ever, and ready to exact revenge. *DISCONTINUED*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,730 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 10/23/2007
Big Apple I: Truth is by Kangae no Hinansho reviews
I needed to stay far away. "Mate…" The words sounded like a whisper, but I heard them clearly. He was standing in my face, staring down at me with his amber eyes. I had never seen lustful eyes before, at least lustful eyes directed at me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,442 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010
Erase & Rewind by addicted2cocoa reviews
For Connor nothing had changed, I was still the girl that taught his best friend how to smoke, taught her to steal and taught her how to lie. I destroyed his world and he hated me for it, but me..? I couldn't hate him back.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,278 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011
Hero Complex by jamaninja reviews
In a fit of sudden heroism, Miriam Porter saved a little girl from certain death. But the girl turned out to be the president's daughter. So now who's going to save Miriam from falling in love with the president's sexy son? Oh, shenanigans...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,624 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
Lust Is Only the Beginning by Corrupt the Innocent reviews
Two days ago my roommate saw me naked and now he won't leave me alone.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,412 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 11/17/2008
Living Next Door by Jenecis reviews
He’s HOT, RICH and super SEXY. Josh Mitchells is the epitome of perfection. Girls worship him and guys envy his popularity. The only problem: he’s my next door neighbor. CHAPTER 9 UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,500 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/8/2005
Laser tag my heart by JAceyJInx reviews
ONE-SHOT. Something fishy was going on, and my suspicions were confirmed when Ryan walked past and told me it was just me and Zach left, all alone in this dark, dark place with many corners and hidey-holes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete
Chasing Mr Darcy by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) Once upon a time, we met. And for me, that was happily ever after.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,699 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
In The Cookie Jar by productofdreams reviews
-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Dropping the Act by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “Jealous?” He knew the damn answer to that. She grabbed him into place so that no space existed between them. He knew he wished it were like this forever. “You wish.” Cute how they try to run when all they need is each other.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,718 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
Bullshit by JAceyJInx reviews
ONE-SHOT "You're just scared to admit how much you want me, too." "Bullshit." "Really? Is it?" I hesitated. Was it? He took my hesitation to mean no and took another step forward, which would have been fine if there was any space to take a step.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Complete
Serenading Selina Sorrentino by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) "You want to be with me, just as much, if not more than I want to be with you." A flicker of something passed over her expression. "I'll get over it."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Litter Bug by Ravina reviews
She picked up the paper ball and threw it at his face. Again. This time, it hit his forehead. Before she could blink, she found herself pressed to the pole, with Vincent's body against hers. "I don't think you want to try that again," he murmured.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Cute Is What I Aim For by hopefullyxme reviews
I've been stood up 99 times. That's why I've given up on Romance and now live in the beautiful, care-free unromantic world. But why is this guy doing the most romantic thing - making a list - for me now? Poll in my profile to choose ending. TWO-SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2009
Start Back At Start by Whacktastic reviews
Kelsey's mother marries a rich loser and her life falls apart. She is forced to move, leave the friend she loves, and is left alone with the attractive, bitter boy working in the kitchen that refuses to tell her his name & argues with her about breakfast.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,856 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 8/8/2007
Redhead Underneath by hopefullyxme reviews
Samantha Kristina Yvonne Evers is that girl. That girl with no grace and poise. That girl with messy red hair and thick glasses. Skye is the famous It girl. The mysterious international teen supermodel. Who knew these two people were one and the same?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,759 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008
The Raccoon Wars by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED She's your "ordinary" teenager and he's the school's new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it's love when it's midnight and they're together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 8/28/2006
Sapphires and Emeralds by Quill-and-Blood reviews
A tale about a girl, a boy and their happily ever after. -Removed-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Pretty Boy by Sakurelle reviews
Black-haired, blue-eyed Aiden just HAD to be my type, just HAD to tease and flirt with me, just HAD to follow me home from school, and I would have resisted him still...if he hadn’t pushed me back against the wall and started kissing me. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Nobody's Fault But Mine by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
REMOVED. Sorry guys I wrote this when I was 15 and I just cannot stand a single one of the characters in the story anymore. Leaving the first chapter up for nostalgia's sake.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
The Sweetheart by JellyBeaner reviews
Lucy Baker doesn't want to be popular. She doesn't want to be gossiped about, she doesn't want cronies, and she doesn't want an endless line of males chasing after her. All she wants is acceptance into Juilliard. Funny how when you don't want something...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,583 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
You Stole My Heart by Pinkamoo reviews
“What the hell did I steal of yours now?” I demand, annoyed to no end, but my breath catches when he fully sprawls himself over me, pinning me down and taking my head in his hands. “My heart,” he whispers and then his lips are on mine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,592 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3506 - Favs: 4,197 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 220 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Beating the Game by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006
Mustard by gum is yum reviews
ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
The Eleventh Annual Hide Or Die Summer Challenge by Le Meg reviews
The EAHoDSC is a long-standing tradition for Adelaide and her friends. But what happens when one of her other traditions - the delicious Charlie Harris - joins the fray? You know, besides the traditional inordinate amounts of sexual tension?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,394 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Caller Unknown by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
ONE SHOT So you find a phone, and you take it, because… it’s a free phone, why wouldn’t you? And it’s pretty sweet until the angry owner starts calling you every chance he gets.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
La Vie En Rose by RosieLou reviews
Between banging her boss and banging her head Sabrina's life never has a moment free of embarrassment or pain. Then there's her boss' best friend who she loves to hate and never pictures naked...well... Chapter 16 Up! Wooo!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,440 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 3/4/2007
Hey there, sleeping beauty! by jellybeancurd reviews
Oneshot:I cleaned his house for him on top of working shifts at the cafe. Of course I can't help it if I fall asleep while trimming bushes or arranging books. Maybe it all started when I swept into the bathroom mopping the floor while he was...you know!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
Decision Time, Peanut by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Oneshot "Of course I'm crying," I said frankly, "I've been crying for months. In fact I've pretty much been crying ever since my boyfriend said 'oh and this is my brother Mac' and I thought I was having a heart attack."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,647 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
Does This Make You Uncomfortable? by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
She stuck her hand in the back pocket of his jeans. "Does this make you uncomfortable?" He smiled and slid his own hand into the back pocket of the shorts she was wearing. "You'll have to try harder than that." It's funny what games become. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 95 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
The Bluest Eyes by Vivian Locke reviews
Matthew Braun has spent his entire university career building his reputation as the main playboy on campus. That is until his friends bet him 500 dollars that he could never get the most stuckup bookworm, Rayne Johnson, to spend a night with him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 71,547 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
They Tend To Forget This by Whacktastic reviews
She's the angry, sarcastic soccer girl that believes men are made to break dumb girls hearts. He's the rich soccer stud, armed and ready for a fight. All he needed was a ride home... What he got was a challenge. [[On Hold!]]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,312 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 10/29/2006
What I Lived For by BedazzledH20 reviews
Sometimes the most beautiful things are the things that you can't have yet secretly long for. You find yourself unable to sleep or function without it, but never obtain it. That thing for me has a name and will never understand exactly how I feel. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,455 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
Girl At Heart by Promiscuous Geek reviews
COMPLETE! My name is Loralai Sterlin.. oh and the guy who has me in a headlock? That's the First Son, James Winters.. he's my soulmate, he just doesn't know it yet. Probably because he thinks I'm a guy, I'm actually a girl. Yea.. welcome to my life..
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,191 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
To Pinch a Player by SLigHtLy FrEaKisH reviews
As a rule, I didn't touch players with a 10ft pole, but he was the yummiest guy I'd ever seen. So I came up with a plan to nab him. But as everyone knows, some things just don't go according to plan.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,846 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete
What I Want in a Guy by SLigHtLy FrEaKisH reviews
I had it all figured out! Tall, Dark and Dangerous. That was my type of guy. But then the exact opposite came into my life. Now I'm confused. It's Tall, Dark and Dangerous VS Gorgeous, Blonde and Sweet. What's worse is...they're brothers.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,761 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 10/11/2006 - Published: 4/18/2004
A Dark Obsession by Jaskey reviews
Anna Mitchell has always been obsessed. She has loved goths since the time she first met one. But her obsession has taken a new twist, in the form of a certain blue-haired goth boy. Just how far will she go to get his attention?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,393 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/1/2005