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Cascade by FrayedNeurons reviews
Everything was normal, but then, two years ago, the toxic rain fell and everything went wrong from there. Paint dripping off buildings, power lines melting, and people turning into monsters. Gray's just a normal guy living in apocalyptic times trying to get by. But when a supply run goes bad he's left stranded with his worst nightmare. Creature Feature! Slash.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 113,015 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/9/2020 - Published: 1/24/2016
Superboy and the Evil Genius by MomsDarkSecret reviews
Being an evil genius takes dedication and hard work. Can't superheroes find anything better to do with their time except interfere? It's enough to make one change careers! No longer a one-shot!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,538 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/31/2020 - Published: 3/6/2010
Mother of Learning by nobody103 reviews
Zorian, a mage in training, only wanted to finish his education in peace. Now he struggles to find answers as he finds himself repeatedly reliving the same month. 'Groundhog Day' style setup in a fantasy world.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 108 - Words: 804,117 - Reviews: 6081 - Favs: 4,762 - Follows: 5,880 - Updated: 2/10/2020 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Complete
The Crypt Under Shadow Avenue by Vain Villain reviews
Shadow Avenue had always seemed like such a quiet street during the day, and Lionel was just a lonely boy finding his place in a dull world. But after a chance encounter on a cold autumn evening, his dreary days have taken a turn for the bizarre. Now his nights are filled with all manner of monsters, and he's become intrigued by the creatures lurking in the dark. (eventual m/m)
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,841 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 5/15/2019 - Published: 9/29/2006
Emerson by Ree reviews
When you have the tendency to shut your door twenty-six times, it's hard for people to come in. But sometimes, especially in the case of a certain blue-eyed, half-Italian neighbor, it's hard to keep them out. [M/M or whatever]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,506 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2017 - Complete
Breaking The Mirror by AMV reviews
M/M. "Go to hell." "Yes, sir." Jayden has a lot of problems, and his new mysterious, bitter neighbor, Seaton Andrews, isn't helping matters. Completed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,369 - Reviews: 2139 - Favs: 1,961 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Jinxing Remy by Lulu the Llama reviews
Remy has issues, sure, but nothing compared to what happens when he becomes known on the streets as the biggest and baddest mofo around, all due to a misunderstanding. So what's he to do when a REAL violent thug comes barging into his life, ready to beat him into slush in order to take his status? SLASH -COMPLETE! (SKoW Winner)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 105,264 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Complete
Mechanical Affection by HeavenlyHorror reviews
"Just because I'm a zombie doesn't mean I'm brain dead. Actually, I'm the smartest zombie I know. And yet…" A romantic comedy about a fresh young zombie and a motley crew of survivors. Contains: Zombie POV, Slash/Yaoi, Zombie/Survivor, Violence, Language
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,328 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Complete
Know Your Place SLASH by bandgirlz reviews
Brick is an antisocial bully who wears his chains like a security blanket. Jace is a too social jock who can't go a day without his mouth getting him in trouble. When an irresistible force meets an immovable object...something's gotta give. SLASH. M/M.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,738 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
BUBBLES by Freak-of-Spade reviews
I blame the bubbles. It’s all the bubbles’ fault. The fact that everything is going weirder and weirder between Syl and I…not my fault. DAMN BUBBLES. SLASH SHONENAI MxM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,948 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/21/2007
Transvest Yourself by Abrasive reviews
Ashley is a boy with the misfortune of attending an all-boy's boarding school. And being mistaken for a girl. A one-shot parody.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Complete
Nerves by frenchmartini reviews
Meet me - David – a jittery student nurse who thought entering a roommate carer scheme was a brilliant idea. Meet Ryan – skate-punk extraordinaire with a penchant for chucking himself off vert ramps. In his wheelchair. Oh Lordy, that's got to hurt. Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 95,664 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008
Chocolate Covered BoxerBriefs by Sunshine Bear reviews
Jayden woke up gay one day, literally, and decided that he would make everyone's lives a living hell. Cause he is a giver like that. A story that beats all of those cliche slash stories up. Slash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,352 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
Matched by TheAtrophyOfDarkness reviews
Slash/Yaoi, oneshot. In the future couples are matched with mathematical precision by a supercomputer designed by the late genius Harvey Overfield. What happens when Indigo's match isn't who he expects? Graphic.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,736 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
Modern Magic by Zi Jian reviews
A high fantasy genre parody set in a modern world.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,893 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
Little Red's Fairy Tales: Book 2 by Apple and Kiwi reviews
SLASH Red's adventures in the land of fairy tales continues as he is pitted against Fruity Faes, Damsels in Distress and personal matters he'd rather pretend didn't exist. :coughcough:Wolf:coughcough:
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 150,060 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
The Bandanna Epic by Chasmodai Blue reviews
Slash// Leigh wanders around in the aftermath of the Great Biological War in search of the isolation of night, only to meet up with a boy who has never seen the sun.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
Kastor Chronicles 1: The Forge of Dawn by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
Barbarian swordsman Kastor Auberlane has no problem with this saving-the-world thing; it's putting up with Mikah that's a little hard to take. Slash; T for some language and violence.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 109,222 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
then believe that we have lost our eyes by Catalyst Roses reviews
The world ends on a Thursday. SLASH.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
Charms and Curses by Drazuki reviews
(slash) Dawn tried a love spell he saw in a movie,he never thought that Practical Magic actually worked. Until a hot male witch and his calico cat moved next door. Now there is a tangle of evil, paint, kisses, and of course, magic.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 170,015 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 10/8/2005
The Wrong Way by spacebunny reviews
YAOI. Is it still wrong to love someone they call your sibling even if you don't ever remember being related to them? Maybe so, but sometimes desire is blinding. Read With Caution
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 102,245 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 4/9/2005
Upon A Time Undone by Raz Nic an t-Saoir reviews
Slash. A Princess and her loyal band of men decide they've had enough of Happy Ever After. An epic quest to destroy fairy tales ensues.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 186,227 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/6/2004
With Intent by Zebbie reviews
Adam's got the Spidey Sense but he'd rather be The Invisible Man. Your regular Marvel Action Hero minus lycra and enthusiasm for saving the world, he'd rather just ignore it and his dormant to extinct love life. Going nuts is more of a problem. MxM. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,713 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
The Frog Prince by Three Score and Ten reviews
When the king orders his children on a quest, no one expects it to end with Kay marrying a frog. But despite the rumours flying and the sheer awkwardness of it all, this might be what Kay needs to find a Happily Ever After he never dared to hope for.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,338 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Complete
The Wolf and the Lamb by failte200 reviews
Slash. Shotacon. AND Furry. A lot of people don't like one or more of those. Nothing too graphic, though. An epic fairytale of cross species love, the 'ship between predator and prey, and other pretentious sounding things.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 110,489 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Complete
Yes, Master by Tygati reviews
Slash. Being a Familiar to a powerful and very irritable witch isn't easy, but Jinx manages well enough. Until the King decides all witches must die, and it's up to Jinx and his Master to do something about it. Whether Master Shari wants to or not.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,041 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Two Places by montague reviews
[Slash, brothercest, second person] It's just the start of the summer when someone breaks your brother's jaw in two places.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Sex in Words by Marry My Pie Please reviews
(Slash) Luke wants to say he's normal, but let's face it... He isn't. For crying out loud, he writes letters to his next door neighbor!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,088 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 10/29/2005
Saturday Morning Cartoons by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] We're just two horny teenaged boys. We don't know what the hell we're doing. But that's okay, it's more fun this way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,590 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 10/14/2005
The Interview by a.s. bygones reviews
A live interview necessitates the finding of a fake boyfriend for actor Jake Buckley. Leigh is amused. Jake is not. Nick doesn't really mind at all. Slash. Now finished, but edits will be coming at some point.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,695 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
The Lad of the Lake by Kimagure reviews
Prince Alairn is on a quest. Unfortunately, he'd really rather not be. M/M. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,616 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/13/2006
Promise by Redeemer343 reviews
A gay teenager enters college, having made a peculiar promise to himself. But his life changes once he meets a womanizing sophmore (who vows to sleep with 122 women), and new, strange feelings in both of them start to bloom.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 96,645 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 9/15/2004
Ravens, Owls and a Nightingale by Quatorze reviews
Deleon Castle is still only awaiting its heyday, but there is a lot going on... Note: contains homosexuality.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 128,209 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Complete
Coincidences by tipping ivy reviews
I wasn't gay... until Reid decided I was.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,822 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005