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Joined 02-23-08, id: 600643, Profile Updated: 09-12-10
Author has written 23 stories for Haiku, Fantasy, War, General, Life, General, Friendship, Love, and Young Adult.

currently i am:

not here, most notably. right now i've got a case of writer's block as big as the hoover damn.

i plead the first.

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Week Without Blood by IceraMyst reviews
Simon is worried about Australian spiders. Darryl is worried about being a vampire. They both reckon the other is a little bit strange. Slash
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,565 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009
the geometry of happiness by drippingdreams reviews
we were not initials encased in an uneven heart
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Rainfall Hands by drippingdreams reviews
you cannot know what it feels like to have nothing between yourself and beautiful until you've played the piano naked with everything except your fingers. Slam poem
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
friday night and we dissolve into nonsense by a silenced revolution reviews
remember to breathe, and then you won't drown quite so much. please. try to breathe.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Complete
what say you? by sink florida sink reviews
and all your friends?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Complete
untitled by sink florida sink reviews
the result of being given structure and creating poetic situations in my mind
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Complete
exhaust by sink florida sink reviews
a curly kid once told me
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Complete
Primavera by pixy-dizzy reviews
little boy march has boticelli curls and a da vinci mouth.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
like if i asked, i would ruin the magic by lost for words reviews
i can't heal you when i can't heal myself, but i can give you the same bit about the stars that she gave me //vignette, abstract//
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
on wednesdays by Shadows in the Fire reviews
those tattoos on her hands only -look- like scars.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
faerie in my cupboard by words on napkins reviews
we have no parents," she told me, her voice stern. "we are alone from birth. it must be such a wicked pain to deal with someone else's rule. our rule is the sky and the blood in our veins."
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
Stars by Dormio reviews
This is the very first haiku I've ever written. Hope you like it!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
do not linger by windy girl reviews
your spine is not as straight as you think it is.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
So You Want to be a Villain? by Arrow's Flight reviews
Villainy, Inc. presents a few helpful tips as you continue on your quest for world domination.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Life As A Race by EyesEmphatic reviews
A core thought I may decide to extend on.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2007
Searching by bittersweet.season reviews
you say its impossible and i say why? if we're all looking, then it has to be out there.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Complete
black roses by by His blood reviews
[oldresubmittedshorter writing] everything from angst to horror to haikus to snapshots of beautiful imagery. proof that i write about more than myself.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Heaven Made of Gold by Zhenny reviews
Assignment for Creative Writing. We had to write about our childhood, or just childhood in general. This is a little depressing, about the world we lived in as children, apart from reality, when we didn't care about anything but the fantasy in our minds.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
Hero by Capricious Me reviews
scabby knees and burning bugs lead to heroism
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/28/2007
this boy will have holes in his pockets by beautiful. only tempermental reviews
i will read my poetry to this boy and then tell him i didn’t write it. this boy won’t believe me. this boy will let me write poems on his arm. this boy’s body will be my notebook.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
forgetmenot by lackluster reviews
hiding underneath the olive tree, forgetmenot, forgetmenot...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
In the Beginning by AlexdR reviews
Everything you need to know about the history of planet earth
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Complete
Little Boy Blue by ithinkimae reviews
little boy blue with his fashionable addictions
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Complete
altho not really by solarfae reviews
i don't want to write about you... (@.@; i really don't understand this crazy new rating system, heh... apologies, this is my first post in at least a year)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/2/2005
Dreamers by Xoenigma reviews
one long sentence.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/12/2005
The Best Kind of Crying by it's only castles burning reviews
"He sits down on the hay bale and pulls you into his lap, rocking you like your mother used to and only a best friend could, his lips on your hair as you sob your heart out for the criminal unfairness of the world." Please R&R! (One-shot)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2005
me by negligible fictional force reviews
and i'm going crazy, will you take my (me)agre hand and beco(me) a fairy with (me) ?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/2/2004
fly by negligible fictional force reviews
i've always wanted to fly, don't you?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2004
Snow Black and the Eight Dwarves by drippingdreams reviews
Snow White as a goth? Eight small men named Gerald in a cabin? A rogue dragon that keeps popping up? Suicide attempts? Yes!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Complete
hearts and silver daggers by decided reviews
judge me and do it in an unconventional way. i'll love you for it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2004
Whispers of Forgotten Ghosts by pixy-dizzy reviews
Dude. People, stop reading this one. Don't READ this one! Seriously!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/7/2003 - Complete
A Small Apartment by dewinged reviews
There was a boy. And this is his story. And it is mine too. You see. I knew him. Very well.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/2/2003 - Published: 5/14/2003
Define Normality by Capricious Me reviews
I saw Buddah on the bus yesterday, and he looked so sad
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/23/2003
The Girl Who Couldn't Cry by dewinged reviews
It was a medical condition, and she had it since birth. This was guaranteed to make her life living hell, for she had before her an entire school of children who were out to see her tears.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/21/2003 - Published: 5/11/2003
Too Much Information by Aftertaste of a Razorblade reviews
Don't ask a question unless you really want to hear the answer.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/17/2002
How To Burn A House Down by Vicious Nixon Lunchlady reviews
1. Fall in love with someone you've never met without knowing it 2. Write letters with no intention of sending 3. Drop a cigarette
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,838 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/10/2001
Sentence by tiakallRiikii reviews
A one-sentence story (but it's one LONG sentence!) about a crazy person. Self-explanatory.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2001
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poets are liars reviews
they all say they're real.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Complete
courage
bah.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
mapquest
if you could map out a life in 10-20 lines.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
blocked circuits reviews
it's not september anymore, but this still applies.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
emily dickinson was wrong reviews
you know that poem about hope?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
baka reviews
normally, i try to stay away from stuff like this.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Complete
seventeen syllables reviews
self-explanatory
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009
hellspawn reviews
self explanatory. a contest between me and my friend kolt winchester.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010
in imitation of edgar allen poe
so, recently, my friends have begun to see my fictionpress account as a dumpyard for all of their poetry. this is by 007, a freaky harrypotter chipmunk child that i love dearly. ish.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Complete
loveletters
to g-d, the universe, and anyone else who will listen.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Published: 6/27/2010
do you believe in love? reviews
yea, i guess i do.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Complete
ADDled poetry
i have recently come to understand that this poem is an elaborate metaphor for substance abuse.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Complete
on love & loss and life as a black&white movie reviews
my mom once told me not to write things that i knew nothing about. this is me not listening to her. just a warning: there is a girl, and a boy, but it is not a romance, and it does not end happily.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,480 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Complete
this is how our lives begin reviews
of words in the sand and girls with starry eyes. a collection of couplets.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009
a note on peace
this was written in my mind during 100 IM. but by the time i got home it had been mostly forgotten, so now it is just kind of an abstract concept thought up by overexposure to chlorine stitched together with jumbled-up metaphors. rated for reality.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Complete
bitter little lost boys & lonely, lovely soft girl reviews
this is why i don't write rhyming poetry.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Complete
dear mosquito crawling on the windowpane reviews
this is an apology, even though you probably don't even have a big enough brain to mind.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009
impatience frozen on the page
i'm not sure about this one. it would be pending if i knew what to do with it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
life as a story
told mostly in dialogue.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Complete
identity crisis
everyone is unsure in something.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Complete
car ride reviews
there is silence in the car. that kind of thick, heavy silence that drags on protruding thoughts and stifles all sound.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Complete
41909
honestly, i don't know where this came from. impending apocalypses and prophets tossed to the side, and maybe heresy if you squint.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Complete
spinning reviews
nonsense.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete