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I am a proud follower of the Pastafarian religion. www.venganza.org
Random facts about me (because you obviously want to know):
1. I'm awesome. About 20% cooler than most people.
2. My hair was green for seven months.
3. I can recite all eighteen stanzas of Edgar Allen Poe’s The Raven by memory.
4. I am a panromantic, genderqueer homosexual.
6. I am prone to bursting into song at any given moment.
7. The white part of my left eye is actually blue, along with part of my face, due to the Nevus of Ota. (Google it.)
8. I am obsessed with Les Mis. And Phantom of the Opera.
9. Harry Potter is better than Twilight. End of story.
10. Twilight sickens me to no end.
11. I used to be a soprano in the stratosphere, but my voice changed and now I can go more than an octave below Middle C. Contraltos unite!
12. I think British accents are amazing.
13. I am a strong supporter of LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender) rights.
14. There is no number five on this list, and unless you're like me, you didn't notice.
15. I do not believe in God.
16. I have been locked in closets more times than I can count.
17. I am addicted to Facebook, though there’s nothing really to do on it.
18. I will have to wait until I am twenty-one to vote in a presidential election, because my birthday is too late for it to be eighteen.
19. I have never felt the desire to drink or do drugs, and I plan on keeping it that way.
20. I know where you sleep.
21. I make obscure references and quotes that people never understand.
22. Even though I'm a contralto, I can still hit an E6. (And higher!)
23. My dreams are weirder than most people's.
24. Peanut butter is delicious.
25. I know pi to 150 places. (I lost count around 150.)
26. I love My Little Pony.
27. Doctor Who is fantastic.
28. Reviews make my day.
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