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Author has written 163 stories for Life, School, Friendship, Haiku, General, General, Spiritual, Essay, Horror, Love, Fantasy, Religion, Young Adult, Humor, Family, Play, Supernatural, War, and Politics.

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I am a proud follower of the Pastafarian religion. www.venganza.org


Random facts about me (because you obviously want to know):

1. I'm awesome. About 20% cooler than most people.

2. My hair was green for seven months.

3. I can recite all eighteen stanzas of Edgar Allen Poe’s The Raven by memory.

4. I am a panromantic, genderqueer homosexual.

6. I am prone to bursting into song at any given moment.

7. The white part of my left eye is actually blue, along with part of my face, due to the Nevus of Ota. (Google it.)

8. I am obsessed with Les Mis. And Phantom of the Opera.

9. Harry Potter is better than Twilight. End of story.

10. Twilight sickens me to no end.

11. I used to be a soprano in the stratosphere, but my voice changed and now I can go more than an octave below Middle C. Contraltos unite!

12. I think British accents are amazing.

13. I am a strong supporter of LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender) rights.

14. There is no number five on this list, and unless you're like me, you didn't notice.

15. I do not believe in God.

16. I have been locked in closets more times than I can count.

17. I am addicted to Facebook, though there’s nothing really to do on it.

18. I will have to wait until I am twenty-one to vote in a presidential election, because my birthday is too late for it to be eighteen.

19. I have never felt the desire to drink or do drugs, and I plan on keeping it that way.

20. I know where you sleep.

21. I make obscure references and quotes that people never understand.

22. Even though I'm a contralto, I can still hit an E6. (And higher!)

23. My dreams are weirder than most people's.

24. Peanut butter is delicious.

25. I know pi to 150 places. (I lost count around 150.)

26. I love My Little Pony.

27. Doctor Who is fantastic.

28. Reviews make my day.


Criticism: Accepted

Flames: will be IGNORED

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Bounded by Miaicegirl reviews
Eric Westfall never used slaves until he was forced to take in one from his father...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,379 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011
Poisoned Kiss by RJ Cordae reviews
Wrote this in the summer of 2008 and ended up using it for a creative writing class.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Complete
I Am Poet by Jonathan Priest reviews
A send up to the brilliance and arrogance of T.S. Elliot and all poets who think they are intellectually superior to their readers.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Complete
Forever is a Long Time by Theophaneia reviews
I reach for his calloused, fatherly hand, hoping that I'll wake up from this nightmare and my dad will be with me and he'll tell me that everything is back to normal and that I don't have to worry anymore because he'll always be with me.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete
A Cheesy Title to a Cheesy Essay by ambiguousman reviews
The real definition of cheese is contained inside.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Complete
Don't Judge a Book by its Cover by KaylaVC123violinbaby reviews
If you've ever been judged, then you know what the moral of this is about.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
Death's Beauty by ghettoxkid reviews
One poor little girl finds there is More, a Better things than Life.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
Dear Nobody by Almost Alive reviews
Rose never had anybody. So, in result to her mental instability, she created somebody out of nobody. Nobody became her best friend. But then again, Nobody ever was.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
Love Poems for Nerds by Qzie reviews
How do I love thee, let me express the ways through grammar, math, science, band, choir, geography, physics, computers, history, literature, the Internet, and MORE!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009
THE EPIC BATTLE OF THE FLY by Chryssa'2305 reviews
A physco woman who hates flies is cooking cookies for he daughter and her friends. She hears the buzzing, gets out the fly swatter, and charges into battle.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
FSM by SedateOperateCREMATE reviews
This is a short, funny poem about the amazing Flying Spaghetti Monster and pastafarianism.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/16/2007
Les Misérables by Thenardier reviews
9 different haikus, on the 9 different characters of my favourite novel of all time, Les Miserables, though both Thenardier and Madame Thenardier are grouped together.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Complete
Rochelle and Ransom by The Lady of Storms reviews
Story about an autistic teenage boy coming out of his shadow for someone he is willing to love
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2006
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The Bedroom reviews
This is a personal essay I wrote for my English class this semester. "Pick one aspect of where you are from, and describe it."
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Complete
To College or Bust
You must, you must! Dedicated to Goucher Class of 2016.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Complete
What Color is Your Suicide? reviews
Tell me, tell me, I implore.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
Assisted Living The Musical! reviews
A soap opera-like drama that takes place in a retirement home. Written by me, name redacted, Ubiquitous Differences, and our friend Googlybear.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Complete
Fair Fresh Leaves
"It's a wild, dreary place, my mind. Everyone sees its deformity. But you, do you still want me?" A Found poem based on The Secret Garden.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Complete
The Children Who Lied to the Dawn
A sestina. "The clouds descend into the ground where the bodies lie."
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Complete
The Dream
The magician stood center stage. Based on a very surreal dream I had.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Complete
Automatic
Things like us just don't exist. Automatic writing exercise.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Complete
Iocastê's Suicide reviews
Based on the Oedipus Rex, here is Iocastê's suicide note. Oneshot.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Complete
Slave Master reviews
Who is he, this slave boy whose blood now sloshes in your goblet? Conversation between a slave master and her masochistic, sadistic servant girl.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Complete
To Emily reviews
It's cold outside.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Complete
This Poem is Epic, A Tale of Two Sophomores reviews
An epic poem, well, a slightly long poem, written for my friend's birthday over a year ago. Some material may be unsuitable for children. For Julia.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Complete
Pocket Watch reviews
As Mao Ze Dong stares up at me.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Complete
Objects on the Writing Desk reviews
A list-poem. Written over a year ago.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Complete
Sight reviews
I'd best be blind.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Complete
Carpet reviews
Whisper in the ear pressed against your trampled breast.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Complete
Circle reviews
Where do your exits hide?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Complete
I Can't Believe It's Not Eternal reviews
Forever has a butter-like consistency.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Complete
Mute reviews
This is the language of the tongueless.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Figment of Her Imagination reviews
A troubled girl seeks solace in her own mind.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Undetectable reviews
The war is far from over.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Specter reviews
Have mercy on the living. A short monologue about a ghost written for an audition.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Tether
I believe you've rendered me quite insane. Villanelle.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Complete
Taper reviews
Leave me hanging.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Complete
Math Nerds Do It Better reviews
I want you like a fat mathematician wants pi.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Complete
Skin reviews
Lest it slip away.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Complete
Who?
Who is this person, this girl inside my head?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Complete
Lies reviews
Tell not lies but secrets wrapped in tales.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Complete
Saltwater reviews
The hour of late descends.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Complete
Final Flight reviews
Yes, it's you; I'm sure of it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Complete
Creation reviews
So I don't know what's real and what's not...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Complete
Human reviews
They vote to take my rights away.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Complete
Memory Sauce
The scent of the cooking awakens my senses.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Complete
Whose Lion is it, Anyway? reviews
Comedy. Written and performed in a day for a fundraiser. Coauthored with Ubiquitous Differences, Acanthoid Android, and two of our other friends. Prompt: Crime.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Complete
Downfall reviews
Your very existence torments me to the brink of a violent insanity.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Complete
Glimpse reviews
Such beauty of unworldly grace.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Complete
Roses in the Iron reviews
I want to see the stars again. Found poem from an Anne Rice book.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Complete
Homophobia reviews
I wrote this for the NCTE writing competition. The prompt: Choose a social issue that concerns you, and discuss the steps that can be taken to address this concern.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Complete
Arrullo reviews
Y déjame dormir. Dormir, siempre.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Complete
Violin reviews
For surely I was dreaming. Found poem from Anne Rice's Violin.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Complete
Lullaby reviews
And let me sleep. Sleep, forever.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Complete
Allegories at the Supermarket reviews
Clean up in aisle five.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Complete
Wisps of Remembrance reviews
So fleeting and easily forgotten.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Complete
Hush
New light has been revealed. Attempt at iambic pentameter.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Complete
Bottom of the Ocean
I may as well be sitting there.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Complete
Turning reviews
The world was innocent, and the sun still warm on my back.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Complete
Gone reviews
A stranger to my eyes.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Complete
Lost Identity of the Nonentity reviews
What have I become?
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Complete
Jumbled Words reviews
This is what happens when you're exhausted, but you don't feel like sleeping.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Complete
Innocence reviews
A rose that slowly withered in the corner.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Broken reviews
Shattered dreams strewn across the floor.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete
Waste reviews
I am nothing.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Complete
It Goes on Beating reviews
A broken heart continues to beat.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Complete
Mushrooms with my Orange Juice reviews
...and all those eggs splattered on my walls. Kind of a mix between a Dali painting and some sort of hallucinogen.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Complete
Rise Above the Block reviews
I need a spark to light this fire.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Complete
A Writer's Fantasy
I splashed in the puddles of prose as letters swirled about me.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
Blessed with a Curse reviews
Autism is both a blessing and a curse.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Complete
Monsters in the Closet reviews
Parents can't protect you from everything.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Complete
The Pianist reviews
You are one with the music. For Julia.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
The Calendar is Lying reviews
Life has gone by fast. Have I been left out or have I just left myself out?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Complete
STRANGER reviews
What is she doing, this stranger in my head?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Complete
Disappear reviews
I won't be going home again now." -Moritz, Spring Awakening. Based on Moritz' suicide scene, vaguely.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete
Shattering the Shell reviews
I'm hiding from myself. Vaguely relates to autism.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Complete
I'm Not Someone You'd Like to Meet on an Airplane reviews
Involves bloody murder with a meat cleaver. Yum.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
The Awakening of Human Drama
A poem written using only the names of Gothic Rock bands. Might do more of these in the future with different genres of music.
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Through My Eyes reviews
The world from my point of view. Me, the Kindergarten Autist.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Complete
Thank You, Kyle reviews
I wrote this a while ago for my friend. It was his simple hellos that kept a kernel of happiness in my days. Fixed the format, finally.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
Change reviews
The cliché line that is said only in books and movies.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
Whispers of the Wind reviews
Another soul had joined the chorus of the street corner that evening. Short oneshot.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Complete
Secrets reviews
I can't change who I am.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Complete
Cold reviews
I'm always cold...on the inside. My 100th piece. Enjoy!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
Isn't it Ironic? reviews
Oh, the things we do...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
Murdering the Weatherman reviews
Let's all go kill the weatherman...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Complete
Suffering reviews
Is there nothing I can do to save you?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Hear Me reviews
Don't you hear me screaming?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Complete
In the Ocean of My Mind reviews
Hope dangles on a string... Oneshot.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Complete
Drowning reviews
The night is closing in.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
The Art of Torture reviews
Come play with us... A step-by-step guide to torturing. Written as a letter in the form of a poem. Quite graphic. Based on an actual conversation I had with my friend.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
Break Me reviews
Love is a graveyard.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Complete
Flowers reviews
Written for a friend. Life is hard without a mother's love...
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Complete
Something Beautiful reviews
Who knew?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete
Fun With Knives reviews
Two girls have a little fun with blood. Alludes to self-injury. No explicit content.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete
I Am Your Suicide reviews
I am a whisper, I am a thought, I am the very lie you live...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
Forgetting You reviews
I'll try to forget you, but try I will in vain.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete
Marionette reviews
Killer, Killer, say goodbye...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Complete
Can You See Me Now? reviews
Can you see? See me here in the air, Not holding on to anywhere, But holding on so beware, I have secrets I won't share..." t.A.T.u. Clowns
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Complete
Time Doesn't Lie reviews
The shepherd who calls to the flock of lost sheep is the man who will slaughter the lambs of the herd...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Complete
Tick, Tick, Tock reviews
I'm running down the clock.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Complete
SOS reviews
Everything you know about me is just an illusion.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Complete
Hug Me reviews
I feel disgusted with myself.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Complete
Ugly reviews
I can't even look in the mirror anymore...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Crumpled Letters
A short scene involving a pessimistic girl and her thoughts. Better than this summary. Can be used as a monologue.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
Only the Wind reviews
The night is silent, and the woman is gone. Perhaps there was no woman at all. Perhaps it was only the wind... Short Oneshot.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Complete
Die For You
A short monologue I wrote for my audition for my school play. Feel free to use it if you can't find another monologue.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Complete
Praise to the Flying Spaghetti Monster reviews
He is my God, my Savior, my rock in the storm. Not serious in any way. I mean no offense to anyone by anything mentioned in this poem. I am merely expressing my beliefs.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Shades of Grey reviews
Life is ending, Death is calling, Now I'm falling, falling, falling...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Complete
Bruises and Bullets reviews
A child is abused by a drunken father; one day she decides she's had enough.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Complete
We Will Take the Fall reviews
Depression is slowly killing us...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Complete
Do It reviews
Don't say it. You just might provoke the wrong person. And you'll be sorry.
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Complete
What if? reviews
What if the world was made of rainbows? Bad summary...just read, please.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Complete
My Darling Little Bitch reviews
Kind of disturbing, rated for language and content.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Complete
Happy Thoughts reviews
HAH! As if my thoughts were the least bit cheerful. This one's for you, Kyle!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete
Do YOU Know The Muffin Man? reviews
My friends and I have the weirdest conversations. This one I just happened to save. Written in the form of the nursery rhyme, The Muffin Man.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete
Silent as a Grave reviews
A poem about high school shootings. Kind of graphic.
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
My Rock, My Refuge, Never Was reviews
Can I look to no one as my savior?
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
Ode to Amanda Maiers reviews
Amanda, you'll always be in our hearts.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
For Mattie, Wherever I May Find Her reviews
Dedicated to Mattison Joy Crystal. Though you may not be here today, you're always with us in spirit.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
Welcome to Hell High reviews
A humorous poem about the first day of high school.
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
The WindMan reviews
A madman is mad forever, that's the truth. Oneshot. Written by Tala and me.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
Rescue Me reviews
I'm trapped in my own fear...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Complete
Ergo Sum Unus reviews
I wish I could believe.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
The Dead Will Reign reviews
A poem about zombies...completely random...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
The Eternal Battle reviews
I will I win or just give in?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
The Enemy is You reviews
We're always trapped inside ourselves, there's nowhere we can hide...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
The Sky is Red Tonight reviews
Their bodies lay across the ground...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
The Voice reviews
Last night I woke alone and heard a whisper in my ear...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Complete
Running reviews
Keep going...but it's no use.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
Black is Death? reviews
Why does black represent death? Why not white? Random musings in poem form. Better than it sounds. R&R!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
Let Me Cry reviews
I just want to cry, but I've lost all my tears.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
Pointless Ramblings with Kanti reviews
I just had to tell someone. Reviews with advice would be greatly appreciated.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Rumors reviews
They may start out small...but they'll get BIG.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
Taken Over Me reviews
Nobody knows and nobody can see...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Complete
Hug reviews
Never let me go...but I know you will.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Complete
Just Thought You'd Like to Know reviews
A very disturbing letter I wrote to my friend. WARNINGS: Cannibalism, Sadistic Murder.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
Dance Into a Frenzy reviews
I want to escape...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Complete
The Mind and the Mask reviews
My mind is a twisted, scary little place, With only one known and certain face.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Complete
Life Lessons reviews
An extremely sarcastic essay about my year in Chorus.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
Pretty Pictures reviews
Crimson drawings will end my life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Complete
Are You There, God? reviews
A girl pleads for help one last time. A suicide fic. Don't like, don't read.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
River of Blood reviews
A graphic suicide scene.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
Darkness reviews
Darkness is my only light.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
Metal Beast reviews
Another life taken so quickly by the impact of a roaring metal beast...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
Depression reviews
Depression is my life. And soon, my death…
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Complete
Till the Morrow Comes reviews
What happens when you dream. Inspired by my friend.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete
Forlorn Princess reviews
How lonely it can become when one is safe...Written by Tala.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Complete
Stand Alone reviews
Written for a friend. Pretty depressing.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
Bloodied Metal reviews
The end is nigh.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Complete
Loneliness reviews
I'm alone this Friday night. AGAIN. It's better than I'm making it sound, it's not all whiney or anything.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Complete
Accident? reviews
I had a dream I was hit by a car, but I'd wanted it. And nobody knew.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
En El Futuro In The Future reviews
A poem about the apocalypse. Written in Spanish and English.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - Spanish - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
Columbine's Children reviews
Written for the victims of the school shooting at Columbine High School, April 20, 1999.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
The End reviews
Death is not the end, my friend.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
EDICIUS reviews
Random poem about a friend I've had forever. When he's gone, I'll go with him.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
Scary Mary reviews
Scary Mary, quite contrary/ Your death we’d like to know/ A bloody knife that took your life,/ Or pills that made you go?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
Why Bother? reviews
Why do I bother to live?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
A Note Inside Your Bag reviews
A suicide note in poem form. Written when I crashed after a few days of elation. Yep, Bipolar Disorder'll do that to you.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Complete
Dare to be Different BETTER VERSION reviews
The older version of this was very dull, so this one is much better. There are supposed to be spaces between verses, but the document was screwy. It's annoying, but there's nothing I can do.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete
Trapped reviews
Just a poem that came to me for no apparent reason. Pretty gruesome. Read and review...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Complete
Scarlett Wynter reviews
A murder-poem. Read and review!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
My Dreams Blew Away to a Midnight Shadow reviews
A poem with strong emotion, kinda depressing.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
A Razor reviews
Really depressing. R&R...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
Target Practice reviews
Don’t you hate it when you step in through the doors into school and that horrible feeling of dread washes over you? Don’t you hate it when it gets to the point of going to the screenless windows and thinking, “What if I jump out?"
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
All Because of You reviews
An emo poem I wrote in the spur of a very emo moment.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Complete
Random Poetry Thing reviews
This I wrote in fourth grade. R&R enjoy!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
Fire that Destroyed my World reviews
It's actually a renga a Japanese poem consisting of multiple haikus that my friend Tala and I wrote. Pretty depressing, actually. It's not a real renga because I don't know all of the rules and if it can be in English. Oh well. R&R!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
From Dreams to Ashes reviews
Random poem about...well, dreams. Well, what are you waiting for? R&R!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
NonExisting Math Teacher reviews
Completely random, different from my usual works. Enjoy!
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete
Betrayed reviews
Random and depressing...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Dare to be Different reviews
A short poem about cliques in school.
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
I live to write reviews
Title says all.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Another Day reviews
An average, depressing day of my life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
My life is written in red ink reviews
Title says all.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Two Minds reviews
Another depressing poem. R&R...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete