Omnia Vanitas
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Joined 02-27-08, id: 601306, Profile Updated: 03-14-13
Author has written 5 stories for Romance.

“We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don't care for.”


Hello! My name is Jenna. And I’m always writing a story in my head. I blow out the candles on August Twentieth, which puts me at twenty years old. One day, I will live in Paris. However, today I call Wisconsin home. I am a hairdresser. I work a lot, and don’t have as much time to write as I used to. I’m trying to fix that.

If I’m not writing, I’m usually on tumblr. If you need to talk or have a question, or if you want to berate me for blogging instead of writing, feel free to send me a message.

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“A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.”


Stories

Friends with Benefits (Version I): Complete
Friends with Benefits (Version II): Complete
Friends with Benefits (New): Incomplete
The After: On Hiatus
Homecoming: On Hiatus

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Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 3186 - Favs: 3,451 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
The Promotion by Sam Mariano reviews
Jenna has a crappy boyfriend and a crappy job, but when she gets a promotion at work, the promotion has her spending a lot more time with her boss than she deems wise...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 248,041 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 6/20/2005
The Mating by charliej reviews
Elise had no idea when she came home that day that she'd end up mated to a complete stranger. A new Alpha and the need for an alliance between packs have made her pawn FPSSA WINNER - BEST SUPERNATURAL ROMANCE round 4 WARNING: sexually explicit scenes
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 105,757 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 1,678 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Complete
Beautiful Mistakes by Sam Mariano reviews
Julie the straight A student may know what she's doing in college, but when it comes to her love life she can't seem to get it right. Why would she move in with her ex? When she accidentally lands a nanny job, it seems things are looking up- but are they?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 190,033 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
Unwanted by Sam Mariano reviews
Raised in a nice Bostonian neighborhood, the only kind of "baggage" Melissa's accustomed to is from Prada, Coach or maybe Gucci. When a sexy new neighbor moves in, Melissa's comfortable little world --and everyone in it-- is in for a very rude awakening..
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 190,058 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 9/14/2008
Love Game by All Over You reviews
She's the sarcastic bitchy girl. He's the panty-dropping manwhore. The only rule of the game: Don't fall in love. Who ever falls first, loses. COMPLETE. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
The Boys by mrdryrdrlngs reviews
It's bad enough living in the same town as the hell-raising Ripkowski tribe. Marley McCown knew that sleeping with one was trouble enough, but falling in love with his brother? That's just asking for it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009
Of Money and Mouths by mrdryrdrlngs reviews
Take a girl who cheats, a guy she can't stand, and her gay, sometimes crossdressing ex. Throw in a pissed off football player, one doozy of a bet, and more money than should be handled by people like this. Mix well. Chaos, anyone?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 3/29/2007
Once Upon a One Night Stand by simonexsays reviews
REMOVED. One night stands are usually never good. But a one night stand with your sworn enemy since sixth grade? That’s even worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 3578 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Sapphires and Emeralds by Quill-and-Blood reviews
A tale about a girl, a boy and their happily ever after. -Removed-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7165 - Favs: 5,810 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3408 - Favs: 3,830 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 2,201 - Follows: 176 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Emery & Me by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3610 - Favs: 3,308 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
A Perfect Game by vanderhall reviews
Ally Leinberg is a successful, 23-year old novelist living in New York City, away from everything she knows. She's devoted to her career until something gets in the way. Enter Trent Harbor, the Yankees' newest superstar. Will they strike out? [complete]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 158,740 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 12/4/2003
Never Just a Rumor by Zia Aizan reviews
When you've been dating other guys for a while it must take some girl to break the hobby. But Renae was that girl. The problem: Your ex-boyfriend is going after her too. (completed)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 116,082 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/3/2003 - Published: 1/22/2003
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Friends with Benefits reviews
It started as a simple, drunken way to get back at her cheating boyfriend. But then it happened again. And again. Things don't stay simple for long. / / ON HIATUS
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 12/2/2011
Homecoming reviews
Five years ago, he walked out of her life. Now, she has a new life when he comes back to town. And he wants her back. She's torn between going back to the effortless love they had before or the man she's about to marry.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2012
Friends with Benefits II reviews
First they were friends, then they were lovers. Now she's pregnant and there's going to be a wedding. But if one develops unrequited feelings, should the wedding go on as if there isn't anything wrong? / / 2nd Version / / Complete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 135,093 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
Friends With Benefits reviews
Friends turned into friends with benefits. Things were great for the two of them, until she realized a little too late that they weren't kidding in health class. It only takes one time. / / 1st Version / / Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 61,193 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
The After reviews
Everything was perfect. Nothing was wrong. At least that's what she thought in the beginning. That was before. This is the after.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2011