Lieutenant Starshinehide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Life, General, Young Adult, and Love. Hi, I'm Amelia. I'm 17 and I live in Minneapolis, MN. Things I like: musicals, watching TV, reading, salt and vinegar chips, theatre chocolate, staying up late, clothes, movies, and the color gray. Things I hate: styrofoam, pretentious people, spicy food, waking up early, homework, wearing shoes in the summer, and procrastinating. As a writer, I'm much better at characters than plot. Meaning I think up pretty cool characters and a situation for them, I just don't know how to get them anywhere. So message me if you're interested in hearing some ideas. I also have an account of Fanfiction.net. I'm not very good at writing full-out stories, but I have a couple things I'm proud of. You can check it out if you want, my pen names is: as if clocks did not exist. Thanks for stopping by, and have a beautiful day! |
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The Inexplicable State of Being There by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Brody Hansen and I, we had a system. I didn't like him and he didn't like me, but we both liked watching each other undress. That's just what happened when you gave good-looking, hormonal teenagers bedroom windows that faced each other. Full sum inside.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,291 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2213 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 1,944 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
A Year Full of Days by seventhswan reviews
Being cautious is one of the only things Nate is well and truly good at, but the new guy at work calling him 'sweetheart' makes him want to do something stupid. M/M Slash. Sequel-ish to Side Effects.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,744 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Complete
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3157 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
How Sweet It Is by ms silverquill reviews
When Andrew finally admits he loves long-time best friend Shelby, nothing is going to stop him from proving it. A friends-to-lovers romance told in twelve parts. Humor and utter nonsense ahead. (Note: There are different versions of the song, the one I chose may not be your "right" version)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,673 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Complete
Love Game by All Over You reviews
She's the sarcastic bitchy girl. He's the panty-dropping manwhore. The only rule of the game: Don't fall in love. Who ever falls first, loses. COMPLETE. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Sitting, Waiting, Wishing by Vaudeville reviews
He's a millionaire playboy. She's a girl who's just trying to get by. They were best friends growing up but five years can really change a person.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,452 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
Christmas With the Mastersons by All Over You reviews
"I thought you wanted a big family," he said. "You said once that you wanted seven kids." ONE-SHOT. REMOVED.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
Realize by All Over You reviews
Being the youngest Masterson, Forrest has some big shoes to fill. He's tired of waiting for his challenge to come along, but he's about to figure out that it's been right in front of him in the form of the person he least expected. COMPLETE. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Complete
Forbidden by mtp2014 reviews
This is a modern day rewrite of 'The Little Mermaid' I will be making it more 'Young Adult' and mixing the different versions of the tale together. Hope you enjoy!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,112 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009
California Dreaming by All Good Things reviews
Blair Cooper didn't ask to be sent to live in California with the sickeningly perfect Sheridan family. She didn't ask for her new reputation, either, or her new best friend, or her new boyfriend - or for two of them, in fact.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 81,361 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Playing with Fire by misswonderlnd reviews
Leah had gotten pretty good at being invisible. Her older brother Luke, however, decides it is time to rekindle the friendship they once had. And he isn't the only one- his best friend Cameron seems determined to rediscover Leah too. But in what way?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,893 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Little Less Obvious by the64single reviews
There was no one in the world that Keri DeGiovanni hated more than Alexander Vidal. Which was why when she found a shirtless Alex with his arms around her bare body and no recollection of the night before, she was a bit surprised.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 145,097 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
The Boy In The Passenger Seat by Caught In A Simple Game reviews
ONESHOT She befriended him in elementary school. She crushed on him in middle school. She loved him in high school. Once college comes around, what happens next?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 88 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3509 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Disney Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Love by White Rabbit Tale reviews
Being a damsel in distress isn't nearly as glamorous as it seems...I should know, since my life is the equivalent of a really bad Disney movie. Except I don't have a Genie or a singing lobster to help me win my heart's desire, whatever that is.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 155,466 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
In the Shadow of Obsidian Empire by Katie-Maude reviews
Entering her final year of high school, Kaitlyn Anderson has everything going for her, but it isn't easy being perfect. As her life starts to fall apart, she turns to the least likely person, Ash Stevens. COMPLETE. Has been plagiarized see profile.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,692 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Complete
The Latest Attraction by VelvetWriter reviews
Stella has lived her life as her brother's twin, invisible to the men in her life. As that changes, she struggles to figure out where she stands with her brother's best friend Armando and the image she has created for herself as one of the guys in the ban
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,888 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Complete
The Eleventh Annual Hide Or Die Summer Challenge by Le Meg reviews
The EAHoDSC is a long-standing tradition for Adelaide and her friends. But what happens when one of her other traditions - the delicious Charlie Harris - joins the fray? You know, besides the traditional inordinate amounts of sexual tension?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,394 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
I Wish I Had The Nerve by Microsuede Mouse reviews
I wish I had the nerve to tell you...' She writes a letter to him, but doesn't intend for him to actually read it. What happens when he does? T JUST to be safe, though I don't think it needs to be rated so high.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Avery Susan Sanders is not an Ass by Justice Bana reviews
Avery Sanders should have been pleased that she received a full ride to Verminton University, one of the most prestigious colleges around. All goes well until she meets Jack Shanahan. He's rich, arrogant, and his father is paying for Avery's education.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,808 - Reviews: 2479 - Favs: 2,685 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Complete
The Pursuit of Chocolate by Clavel reviews
Sometimes what you're looking for is right in front of you. Mark and Nathalie grew up together amist two families with a shared love for food. As adults, Nathalie sees Mark as the boy next door: cute, constant but so not right for her... right?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,274 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 3,455 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
Petals by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
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Wheelchair
I was the girl in the pictures, the one on all the teams. I was the fastest, the best. I was prideful, stupid, wrong. Why did I think I could run faster than a car could drive? Always look left before you look right. You don’t want to end up like me.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Complete
Tears For Lucas
Once upon a time, there was a girl. She liked a boy. She slowly built up her nerve, until one day she was brave enough to tell him. The fairytale ended there. Companion to "Dear Crush,".
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Complete
Suicidal, Lovestruck reviews
Sometimes, you have to wonder.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Complete
Dear Crush, reviews
This is in the fiction section because I didn't know where else to put it, but it's quite true. It's something I wrote last year to try and vent my frustrations about that guy that I couldn't get off my mind, but couldn't get up the nerve to talk to.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Complete
Perfection reviews
This is just an old poem that I found on my desktop. I don't remember writing it, but I think it's pretty cute.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Complete
Untitled
I wrote this in my freshman year of high school. It was inspired by Edgar Lee Master's Spoon River Anthology, which is a play comprised of monologues delivered by the dead citizens of a town called Spoon River. Not my best, but one of my first.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Complete