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FYI: this is the same profile as my one on FanFiction. I'll be updating this one soon, to fit FictionPress... mmmkay?

Okay, I would like to tel you all a little about myself: Hi, I'm Lynette, and I am 17, and I live in Warwick, NY. It's a pretty small town, but a decent-sezed school district. I love Warwick, but most people hate it, and I don't understand exactly why... maybe it's because they've lived here thier entire life? Not sure... But, I haven't. I moved to Warwick in 7th grade Middle School, from HBE (Hamilton Bicentenial Elementary) in the Port Jervis School District. I lived with my grandparents since a few months after I was born. My father left my mother three days after my birth, and she moved from Bremerton, WA, to Westbrookville, NY, and lived there until I was 12.

My mother, Phyllis, died when I was 8 years old and in second grade, Mrs. Hesberger's class, from leukimeia. She had been sick since I was 4, and had several relapses. She was suffering, so I'm not exactly glad she's gone, but I'm happy that she's out of her misery. I think I'm justified in thinking that, don't'cha think?

So, when I was in 6th grade, my Aunt Diane, who lives in Chester, NY, offered to have me come and live with her, my Uncle Brian and my cousin Daley; she is now five and in kindergarden at Kings Elementary.

Ever since freshman year at Warwick Valley High School my aunt and I had serious relationship problems. I was diagnosed with ODD, and Bipolar disorder. (I"m not 100 clear on what they are, I tried to look them both up, but I didn't totally understand it all) I take medication now... to help me with my disorders and they really have. So, back to my aunt and me: she hates me... no disposes me with a passion, and I feel the same way. I'm sorry, but she treats me like the Dursley's treated Harry, except worse, if that's even possible. She is constantly grounding me for no aparent reason, and putting words in my mouth and making me ut ot be the bad guy, and when things don't go her way, she acts like it's all my fault, even if I wasn't involved at all.

She has issues.(Can't'cha tell?) Heh.

So, I'm thankfully moving out at the end of my Junior year and moving in with my other Aunt, Aunt Janice, over in Indiana. She has three boys, Jack, Cal, and Ty. They're really great kids and I know I'll have a blast with them.

But, as you can imagine, moving (again) will be really hard for me... especially for my Senior year in high school. I'll have to start all over again... uggghhh...

But it'll be worth it... in the end.

Okay, so let's put some fun stuff in here! Mmmmkay?

Here are my favorite books and mangas!

1. Fruits Basket 1-18 (I actualy read the translations online so I know how it ends. I KNOW!!! bad bad BAD me. But I just couldn't wait! I have NO patience, just BTW) (manga.. DUH!!!) BY: Natsuki Takaya

2. Maximum Ride 1,2 & 3 (Book 4, is coming out in March! YAY!!!) BY: James Patterson

3. Pendragon 1-8 (these books are so cool! they are totally riviting and you just CAN'T PUT THE DAMN BOOK DOWN!) BY: D.J. MacHale

4. Uglies, Pretties, Specials, and Extras (these are so well thought out and very good.) BY: Scott Westerfeld

5. Ouran High School Host Club (verrrrry funny manga) BY: Bisco Hatori

Still updating...

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that shiz up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh shiz, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

I found this in... another person's profile and I was cracking up so loud my friends were like... what the frick is so funny? and then I showed it to them and they laughed too.

P.S. Sorry that I didn't remember your penname, person-who-I-got-that-from! When I find you again, I will give you credit!

Why Liking Your Best Friend is NOT a Good Idea by spillover reviews
Audrey's got a secret. She's in love with her best friend. The bad part? Everyone else does too. One Problem. He's got a girlfriend. When she tells Will that she likes him, everything goes wrong. Now she has to get over him. Can she or will he come around
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,224 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete