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Author has written 3 stories for Mythology, Romance, and Life.

"Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art."
- Charles McCabe

"If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets."
- Mel Brooks

"I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat."
- Will Rogers

"One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say."
- Will Durant

"Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation."
- Kin Hubbard

"A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done."
- Fred Allen

"We are here and it is now. Further than that all human knowledge is moonshine."
- HL Mencken

No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other.
- Jascha Heifetz

Ours is the age that is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to.
- H. Mumford Jones

If little else, the brain is an educational toy.
- Tom Robbins

A sense of duty is useful in work, but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not be endured with patient resignation.
- Bertrand Russell

Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.
- George Ade

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.
- Soren Kierkegaard

Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats.
- Howard Aiken

You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
- Will Rogers

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.
- Aneurin Bevan

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
- George Carlin

Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.
- Robert Anton Wilson

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
- Jack London

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
- Peter Ustinov

Instructions: Put your favorite music player on shuffle (Party Shuffle on iTunes) and fill in the names of the songs in the order they show up. Or you could pick your own songs, but that’s not as much fun.

My friends see me as: Teenage Dream-Katy Perry...lol. That's my favorite song. :D

My make-out song is: Waking The Demon-Bullet For My Valentine. (So not true. love it, but no)

My day will be like: Crawl-Breaking Benjamin (yep. pretty much. 2nd degree burns on the foot.:P)

I’ll have a good day if I can just hear: Drunks, Lovers, Sinners, and Saints- Alexisonfire

Next time I’m in front of a crowd, I’ll say: Rain-Breaking Benjamin

My message to the world has always been:Breathe-Breaking Benjamin (LMAO! Everyone DOES need to breath...)

Somewhere in my wedding vows, I will include: Change Your Mind-The All American Rejects (... I sure hope not!)

My best friend is like: You're Not Alone-Saosin

My alter-ego is: Gravity-John Mayer

Right now, I feel: Open Your Eyes-Snow Patrol

My innermost desire is: Get Out Alive-Three Days Grace

What makes me happy is: Love Song-Sara Bareilles

My birth was like: Our Time Now-Plain White T's

My theme song: Liar (It Takes One To Know One)- Taking Back Sunday (Well... That makes me seem like a bitch. lol)

My deepest secret is: Papparazi-Lady Gaga

If I reached the top of Mount Everest, what I would scream: Rofftops-Lostprophets

My favorite thing to do is: Leave Out All The Rest- Linkin Park

The story of my life is: Love Is Dead- The Lovemakers

At my funeral they’ll play: The Bird and The Worm-The Used

When I’m drunk I say: Evacuate The Dancefloor- Cascada

Behind my back, my friends think I’m: Stab My Back- The All American Rejects (THIS GAME HATES ME!!)

If I got lost on a desert island, I would yell: Helena-My Chemical Romance

When I’m in the shower, I sing: Apologize- One Republic

My love of life was inspired by the song: Better Than Drugs- Skillet

Highschool was like: All My Life-Foo Fighters

My family is described by the song: The Last Song- All American Rejects

How will you die? Don't Wake Me- Skillet (AWW! D: I love this song.)

To cheer myself up I: Dirty Little Secret-The All American Rejects (DAMN! LOL. This shuffle likes the All American Rejects for some reason!)

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A Year Full of Days by seventhswan reviews
Being cautious is one of the only things Nate is well and truly good at, but the new guy at work calling him 'sweetheart' makes him want to do something stupid. M/M Slash. Sequel-ish to Side Effects.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,744 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Complete
Close Courters by Tamilda reviews
Jaycee Marsh just found her dream apartment. Unfortunately she can't afford to live there. So when the very good-looking owner, Greg Abbott, invites her to move in, she can't say no. They both have pasts that resurface. What would you do for an apartment?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 94,113 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete
She's worth it by ILveJcb reviews
((NO LONGER ON THIS SITE. Continued on WATTPAD!))First time I met him was when he grabbed my ass and commented on how great it was just one of the things he did to crash right into the centre of my life and put his stamp on it.I thought I'd hate him, but even I couldn't refuse his charm-ahh mann!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Complete
Sex, Lies, and High School by Phat Models reviews
She finally did it. She finally snagged the cutest, most popular guy in school. The smart thing to do? Hang on to him with all her might. The stupidest move she could make? Fall for his best friend. UPDATED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 150,537 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 2/15/2004
Indian Summer by Broken Lies reviews
My brothers best friend is Chase, he is also my long time enemy, so imagine my anger when i was told he was coming with us for the summer. So what do you do when stuck with someone you hate? Start a mutual game that creates a lot of sexual tension!Complet
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,048 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Complete
Band Geeks Are Hot by sthrnpixie reviews
He was my internet friend, then my phone friend, then... did I just hear my song on the radio? Suddenly the band's famous and I'm torn between members. Who would of thought choosing between sexy men would be so difficult? Rated M: SEX,LANG
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 232,936 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
This is My Tale by vanilla.barcode reviews
She’s best friends with the one girl I absolutely hate. She’s popular and I’m average, she likes boys and I like girls. How the hell did we end up together? FF slash/ Lesbian relationships. Completed!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 84,609 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Rhapsody in E Major by Road to Anywhere reviews
Hi! Ethan Jacobs here! I'm a totally average high school junior. Okay...maybe not. I'm valedictorian, a complete band nerd, a spazz, and I drive a tiny lime green car. My best friends are gay, but I'm totally not. Hey...the new boy is pretty cute... Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 121,158 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Complete
The Band Geek's Dictionary by Ryette reviews
SLASH. What's a band geek to do when he has a crush on his best friend, fantasies about making out on marimbas, and a nosy sister who bribes him with snickerdoodle cookies? Band sure is wild! Like American Pie Band Camp, only better. Really.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,377 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
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One Little Letter
Can change your life forever...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Complete
Hemp Bracelets
My 17th and Sean's 19th year was where I made choices that I would forever regret and be thankful for. This part of my life isn't where my story begins, but it's the beginning of the best moments of my life, my gravest mistakes, and my biggest heartbreaks
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Published: 1/31/2010
Andreus' Story reviews
A story of how evil and death entered the world. Andreus was favored and specially gifted by the Gods with two conditions: He must never lie as a prophet, and no one must ever know of their fondness of him. Rated T for safety.Read and Review Pleeeeeease!:
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Complete