Josh Harris
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Joined 03-03-08, id: 601933, Profile Updated: 08-17-08
Author has written 27 stories for Essay, Humor, Thriller, Romance, Love, General, and Historical.

My name is Josh, coincidently enough if the circumstances are right.
I'm twenty.
I'm as fun as a bag of dicks.

I'm constantly feeling apathetic towards just about everything.
If you want to talk and all that jizz-jazz, go here: myspace.com/bloodstainpanties

A Predictable Mess by lockdownx reviews
Thoughts on things I can control.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
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This is the Part Where My Heart Turns to Snow
I'm dying.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
White Wine and Lemonade reviews
He looked into my eyes, fighting back whatever he felt, possibly embarrassment or just the fear of knowing that he couldn’t control his bowels anymore. He was looking me in the eyes and he said, “I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. I just, I just couldn’t help it.”
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
Stuck in Traffic with No Brakes
I've decided to blame my train of recent relationship failures on a one day excursion that took place a few months ago between myself and a girl that had an ego built up in her head larger than Gotham's crime rate. I had started talking to this specific g
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
I'm Not Hopless, We're Hopeless reviews
She said, "I hope you regret this." Her eyes were blood shot and the fullness of her cheeks were stained with streams of red, assumingly from the tears and where they made their escape. Her head suddenly fell from the upright position where she had been m
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
To Be, Rather Than to See
I like this story more than I like holding hands with something significant.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
Sheltered by Cold, We're Not Alone reviews
Last weekend was the best weekend of my life.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
We'll Only Remember the Oppressive Emperors reviews
Last night I realized what I want.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
We Were Swimming For the Sky reviews
Chased by a helicopter.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Clouds Roam Silent, Bawling and Stomping
Mom.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
You Have Such a Pretty Voice reviews
It was a Saturday morning in late July. My cell phone rang at 8:54 in the morning. I answered the call weary and half asleep. The voice on the other line sounded as welcoming as a light breeze that makes its way from the ocean towards a vacant beach in th
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Late May, I'm All Ears reviews
My tire swing romance had been torn from the tree that held it together. She was Mount Vesuvius and I was Pompeii. My entire life had been leading up to that moment, showing me that love can not be flawed. Love can not be fucking flawed. Love is so beauti
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete
Knee Deep in an October Night reviews
The air was cold. Her kiss was soft.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
3:12 reviews
The environment was ideal for disaster, or something to that extent.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
I Quit Love, to Better Understand Myself reviews
Love feels like open-heart surgery, minus the alcoholism that follows.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Amen, We're Dead reviews
She told me to prove that I love her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
When I Saw That You Wore Glasses, I Knew I Was Don reviews
A note from the past.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
What Jeffrey Dahmer Has Taught Me about Romance reviews
Love is creepy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
What I've Learned about Heartache and Relationship reviews
She won't leave me out.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
The Harlem Retreat Pt 3
Cuba Gooding Jr. finds comfort after Ben's death.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,567 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Arthur the Pudgy Troll Says, Innocence is Dead reviews
Don't have sex when you want to maintain innocence.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Cliché Love Story Thor's Revenge reviews
I'll talk about how much Nickelback sucks, all the while falling in love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
I Take Rice From the Market reviews
A shot at love, show down by the faulted girl of my dreams.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Toyota Sized Manslaughter reviews
Robin Williams explains why love exists.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Kiss Me reviews
A day at the zoo, with murderers in rhino costumes!
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Regurgitate the Love Juice reviews
This is a story about a random hook up that happened to me one night.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
I Can Still Be Cute, Even Without a Heart reviews
A series of events that sum up the cutest moments I've ever experienced with a girl.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
A Short Discussion with My Conscience reviews
Questioning my motives.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
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