J. F. Landshoft
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Joined 03-03-08, id: 601963, Profile Updated: 11-13-09
Author has written 13 stories for General, Fantasy, Humor, General, Song, Romance, Action, and Love.

Hey there!

So this is me, I'm Jay. I realise now that perhaps I was a little... vague about exactly -who- I am. So, I'm Jay, I'm the author of the Hackers series.

"The Hackers series," you may ask "What the devil is that then?"

Basically, it's a five-book long series, each book following a year in the life of one of the characters. But this isn't any "Big Brother" type book (and no, not a book based around another book, I meant a book based around the TV show. If you can call it that.) These people actually have lives! Seriously! People DIE!

Oh, I also write a bit of poetry, although mainly lyrics, and do funny rants.

I have a new story that I'm working on, it's kind of a pratchett-crossed-with-too-many-drugs type of thing. Go check it out!

So yeah, that's me. I'd be grateful if you felt you needed to review my work, I make a point of replying to all reviews and checking out my reviewer's stuff. So you'd better hope it's good!

Update 2009 Yes, yes, I was still too vague. I get it, I should spill more. But I won't. Go and read my blog, you'll be updated on the crazy as and when it happens. (go to blogspot and search for bamboostitch. You'll find me.)

I'm also writing a... thing... Called Man Seeks Woman. Go check it out, it's fun.

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The Amigo
In honour if it bieng Poet's day over here, I've adapted an Edgar Allen Poe poem to my situation. Enjoy!
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Complete
Man seeks Woman
52 chapters detailing a year in the life of a man who made himself 5 outrageous new year's resolutions. Laugh with him, cry with him, whatever. Is it a diary? Not quite... I'm not sure what it is. Tell me if you figure it out!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Published: 11/12/2009
Hackers 3: Alias reviews
OK, so I got a little stuck with the second one, so this is the third, from Joel's perspective again. I hope you didn't get too attatched to anyone, because you might be shocked.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/28/2009
My Chatterley Girl Pt 1
A guy spends three years missing an ex-girlfriend before watching a film and texting her. The first of a two-part series, this one covering their history.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Published: 11/23/2008
Fairytale reviews
A little idea which popped into my head while talking to someone. She is verreh special.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
Angels and Demons The Skatepark Song reviews
Yet another song about a girl I met some years back. Go read!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
My Wall reviews
Another little song about really how I live my life, I guess.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
The Innocents reviews
This is a semi-political song I wrtoe a few moths back, see I'm trying to be like Phil Collins Yeah... Right.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Hackers 2: Aroura reviews
The second book in the Hackers series, this time following Ellen. It has a more romance-orientated theme, so don't expect another Twilight. Ellen is just a normal woman. Why can't she have a normal life, and a normal boyfriend?
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2008
Hackers: Twilight reviews
The first of the 5-book series following Joel and his friends through their trials. This book follows Joel as he attempts to rid the Network of darkness... "Amazing, I couldn't put it down!" Ryan Phillips - Fenix magazine
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 25,191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
The Everyday Ramblings of the Modern Man reviews
Now, I'm a man. I live in modern times. And I ramble. I wrote this purely because I was tired of being arrested for rambling in the streets. You'll see that a lot discontents me, and half of it doesn't even make sense. Me in a nutshell. Metaphorically.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Red Mountains reviews
Ever wanted to know what the difference is between Magic, Magick and Sorcery? Well no, neither had Jacobai, Still, he was reluctantly about to find out.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/14/2008
100 words
This is a poem I wrote a few months back, 100 words long. Have fun Y
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete