REMOVED. Sorry. We had a good run!

The story of Hades and Persephone... "Who are you?" "This is your dream, remember? Tell me who I am..." he said, absently coiling a tendril of her long hair around a finger. She narrowed her eyes at him. "If this is my dream, oneiroi, then answer my question. Who are you?" The voice of a natural ruler, he thought. He leaned down and whispered in her ear. "I am your lord husband."

REMOVED Katlyn, teased and made fun of all her life, meets a strange boy in a cafe. He offers her five wishes in return for herself, but as her wishes progress, they aren't what she expected. Now the boy owns her and worse yet; how will she get out of it?

g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.

Being an evil genius takes dedication and hard work. Can't superheroes find anything better to do with their time except interfere? It's enough to make one change careers! No longer a one-shot!

Madison is a poor student who goes to a very elite college. She must deal with the fact that other students don't want her there. As well as the advances of a particularly rich and rude student, who has his heart set on her.

REPOSTED. Brian has been trying to win my heart since kindergarten, when he handed me a valentine with a worm inside. Too bad he doesn't understand the meaning of the word 'no.' 13 years later he's still trying, but I'm standing my ground. Or trying to.

Her boyfriend dumped her for a first class skank and she wants revenge. He's her ex's archenemy who wants a little revenge of his own. Pretending to date each other could be the perfect solution to both of their problems, right? Then again, maybe not.

**REMOVED AND SOON TO BE PUBLISHED! Please see my profile for details** Lara Montgomery is a do-gooder...or a dream-ruining, boyfriend stealing sl*t, it really depends who you talk to. In an attempt to atone for past sins she completes good deeds for fellow students who request her help, much to the disgust of Fletcher Townsend, the biggest past sin of them all.

Marvin had an unhealthy obsession. He only had one friend in the world, a boring job, no boyfriend, and he lived his sex life vicariously with the help of thin floors and a dildo. Finally updated! Sorry for the wait.

He stared down at me, eyes dark and unrelenting. "Do you want Malcolm?" Stupid question. But I nodded anyway. "Then kiss me." Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place. *SKoW Winner*

He was department head, she was just an intern. She was bubbly and neurotic, he preferred quiet and classy. He detested the strawberry milkshake from the hospital cafeteria, but she drank it everyday. It was never a match made in heaven. So how the hell did they wind up in the radiology lab, making out over the film viewer?

Ryan and Callie cannot stand one another. Zoey is Callie's best friend... and Ryan's best friend. After an incident which ends up with orange juice in Ryan's eyes, he decides that, despite her not being blonde, he will get her into bed. But will their feelings of hatred change as their lives collide?

Available on Less Than Three Press under the author name Celeste Spettro. My job at Melissa Anderten Gallery was hard enough without the input of the most annoying photographer on the planet. God, I hate that guy.

. "Hatred comes from the heart, contempt from the head, and neither feeling is quite within our control." Bullshit, she thinks. Then she meets Matthew Valentine.

King Edouard, his lover Kieran and Queen Celli have formed a happy family with their three children, Antonio, Lida and Vincent. Now twelve years old, the triplets have thrived under their parents' affectionate upbringing. But Vincent and his siblings are hiding a terrible secret which threatens to destroy the royal family's comfortable life. Sequel to The Queen of White Shores.

What's a scheming cheerleader to do when her closest friend is on Cloud Nine and she, Trina, is bored out of her mind? How about try making a Conquest of the oh-so-cold Vice President of the Student Council? Better watch out Seth, 'cause Trina wants YOU.

Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**

It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**

A young man risks his life to save a magical creature and discovers he has the gift to become a wizard. Thrust into a world of magic, politics and intrigue, he finds himself caught up in the struggle for control of a kingdom.

Attracting, repelling, and colliding; their chemistry, to say the least, was explosive. Strangely enough, it wasn't with Tess's would-be boyfriend, but his asshole of a best friend, who is intent on keeping them apart. REMOVED

Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**

Cheating, it's the only thing Caitlin Lease didn't expect from her boyfriend Matt. As a surgical intern she meets hotshot Will Capilla, who kind of made a bet with his friends that involves dating Caitlin.

The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.

Adrian wants stability, but when his mother is pursuing being a singer, he doesn't have any of that. With his father having abused him, he refuses to stay with him. Best solution, an all Boys School. Problem? Adrian is Gay. MM. Don't Like. Don't Read.

Joni is seventeen, he's a model and he's gay. Joni is used getting attention and being admired. Usually it's the other gay men who approach him and he can simply choose whether he likes the attention or not, this however was not the case with Misha. Misha is the older, gay brother of Joni's best friend. He thinks Joni is a spoiled brat. Joni decides to prove he can seduce him.

What not to do when trying to show you can be independent: 1. Go to a party with the girl who wants to stomp your best friend. 2. Accept Jello from said girl 3. Kiss the cutie with the anger issues and no concept of personal space. It will not end well.

-Slash- The rewrite is being posted on my LJ.

A state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result. I do what I want, if only I knew what exactly what that was. Rated M for Swearing and Mature -ha- Themes.

Being The Candyman doesn't require huge amounts of bravery, but that doesn't mean it isn't embarrassing to be getting visits from the Boogieman at 118. Cane just wants to banish the Boogieman, find out who his mystery supporter is and get a good night's sleep - Slash

Ezra snorted, grey eyes barely flickering to her. "I don't need to resort to sexual harassment to get what I want, blondie."

Jeremy just acknowledged to himself he was gay over summer break. So now he has to face the new jerk at school and the showers after gym class. M/M slash

[COMPLETE] "Pucker up, princess," he murmured, grazing his lips temptingly over Nala's as he spoke. Manning a kissing booth during summer led to stolen phones, mall encounters, phone smushing and more. Manning a kissing booth led Nala to Chase.

In a time and place where it's an honor to be chosen as a love slave, Trent Barton feels anything but lucky as the intricate gold shackle is secured around his neck. The battle begins as the prince attempts to tame his defiant slave, but Trent appears

Brendan's failing Trig. His Coach insists he get a tutor or be benched for the rest of the season. So, why in the hell did it have to be Jason? Arrogant, over-achieving Jason Brayer. Rated for lang. and future slash, beware.

mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.

I blame the bubbles. It’s all the bubbles’ fault. The fact that everything is going weirder and weirder between Syl and I…not my fault. DAMN BUBBLES. SLASH SHONENAI MxM

COMPLETE / Holly just wants to have fun and sleep with a rockstar. Dan is busy with the tour, fighting a painful past and worrying about a self-destructive bandmate. Neither of them wants to fall in love. Sometimes shit happens. Rated for sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll.

It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**

A Classic case is falling for your best friend's troubled twin. It's falling for the one guy you never thought you'd like. It's one big old teenage mess. Classic cases are commonly referred to as Cliches. This story is an epic mess. Read at own risk.

25kg stands between Cody and Mr Popularity. After a cruel prank, she changes her life and loses it, but is it too late for her to realise that beauty is only skin deep?

Feisty Mina lands a job as a maid for a spoiled brat, Jaiden. Now he wants her to be his pretend fiancee! Their pretend romance may go too far as he starts to fall for her, yet Mina only loves her boy next door Kiterin. And now everyone plots against her!

COMPLETE. When a gay boy with trust issues rescues a popular, beautiful boy from social suicide, he gets thrown into a whole new world of sex, angst and betrayal. Falling in love with October DeTamble was most definitely not part of the plan.

COMPLETE. 16 year old Cole is sarcastic, apathetic, pessimistic, and just well...a lump of coal. The complete opposite of one Ashton Matthews... Slash, male x male love

Jayden woke up gay one day, literally, and decided that he would make everyone's lives a living hell. Cause he is a giver like that. A story that beats all of those cliche slash stories up. Slash.

-Slash- Maddy has a lot to deal with lately: a new home, new school, new boyfriend...and a redheaded jerk who just won't leave him alone. But as long as he keeps taking his pills, everything will be fine. ...maybe.

“Um, hello,” I said weakly, and I didn't fail to notice the way he was alternating his stares between me and the fish. “It's nice to meet you.” “...Were you just talking to your fish?”

It was a simple dare. All I had to do was sneak into Even Sander’s house and steal a pair of his boxers. But getting caught with said boys’ boxers wasn’t part of the dare. Now I'm forced to do anything for him, his personal slave. Like he needs more.

Take a girl who cheats, a guy she can't stand, and her gay, sometimes crossdressing ex. Throw in a pissed off football player, one doozy of a bet, and more money than should be handled by people like this. Mix well. Chaos, anyone?

The suitable lover, the unsuitable lover: the unsuitable lover to reject or hurt the heroine or simply fail to satisfy. Then there's the suitable lover, who's everything the unsuitable one is not. Skip's the unsuitable one. He thinks. Slash, if you care.

Layla Cherezli, beautiful heiress to billions has thirty days before she is thrown into a marriage with a callous, redheaded Adonis. But will her crude hostility and temper be enough to drive away a man determined to break and make her his own? REMOVED

REMOVED. I was frozen, trapped inside the prison of my own mind, and he was the only one brave enough to help me find a way out. Unfortunately, he was just as lost as I was.

REMOVED. She was a blind Cinderella, and he was her Prince Charming. Only, he had no idea he would have to be her knight in shining armor, and she refused to admit that she needed his help. NaNoWriMo o8.

Spin-off to TSWAQ. Nicky Blake has been head over heels for Grant Darlington since she moved to River Valley. Q's meddling gets her the man of her dreams, but she's about to learn that 'Happily Ever After' isn't quite so simple. //DISCONTINUED//

Sequel to 30 Days. Things have gotten complicated. As Layla prepares to accept the reins of her father's vast empire, maintaining a relationship with a wanted fugitive may prove to be just as difficult.REMOVED

If there were groups for this, I know exactly what I’d say. “My name is Thom Oliver, and I’m addicted. It’s been six months, 3 days, 14 hours since my last one night stand. Please keep Evan Llewellyn away from me. I think I’m going to rape him.” Slash.

A debt with the Mafia, not to mention a gorgeous hunk, is going to make Jordan's life a little more exciting. Original MM Slash.

SLASH. Corbyn and Jesse hate eachother. When they learn of their parents' relationship, they fear becoming step-brothers. The two have to forget their differences long enough to work together in separating their parents. How? By pretending to be in love.

Complete -- Jakil LeMae arrives at Alyrrawood University, the prestigious school for mages, werecreatures, vampires and faeries. Homoerotic fantasy.

Sheltered by her family's wealth, Mia McKinley was happy. But when she discovers her grandmother might still be alive, her cocooned life is shattered. Now, with the help of two boys, she must find out what she really wants. //REMOVED//

Grant and Tabby have always been a 'best friends with benefits' kind of couple and they like things the way they are. But what happens when Tabby meets a guy who can give her what Grant is too afraid to? -One Shot-

All I wanted was one last peaceful summer before I finished college. Needless to say, I hadn't expected my brother's best friend to climb through my window every night...or that it'd be so hard to turn him away. Judge's Pick for SKOW's Best Cliche Round 7

A hot male demon's hired to protect her. She, a succubus with a fear of men, can't obtain full power until she goes all the way. Danger brews. Desires simmering. Will he cure her fear and be her lover? Or will he break her and lose everything?

Everyone at school wants to get inside my pants. Did I mention I go to an all boys school! But that's not all, now there's a new guy at school and everyone wants to get into HIS pants! And the thing is... I do too... *MM SLASH*

-Slash- The fight for control is something Cyril isn't willing to lose. Too bad Sheva seems to have the upper-hand. /for Freak-of-Spade's January Challenge/

Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]

We were supposed to get married. That was the deal. Things change though. People change. I found myself falling in love, but not with the right person, or maybe he never was the right person to begin with. SERIOUS EDIT IN PROGRESS!

I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.

Chase is your average gay boy with very homophobic parents. Damien is your local playboy that swings both ways. Both are the dominate. After a party Damien decides that he wants to make Chase's his. But Chase has different ideas about that. Slash M/M

Professor/student, MxM. Chase is starting college and is starting to realize what's wrong in his life. With a possessive boyfriend and the interest of one of his professors what else could go wrong?

Yaoi, MxM. Alex has a secret and when Seth accidently stumbles across it, their lives get harder. And when Alex has to mentor Seth...things turn difficult. Now complete!

I’m cold. I’m cold and my boots are dirty. I’m cold and my boots are dirty and my socks are wet. I’m cold and my boots are dirty and my socks are wet and I’m going to start screaming and never stop." An unfortunate falling out with nature. MxM

SkoW nominated! Ria and Michel are best friends. But when an invitation to her sisters' wedding arrives in the mail, Ria is forced to reevaluate their friendship. Can they come out the other side with their friendship in tact? Or something more?

MM Original slash. The romantic adventures of Saint Christopher the Gay. About the joys of being 16, gay, in the closet and in love. Complete.

Leah Braden wants to leave her husband, but there are some things you just can't leave behind... //REMOVED//

She's the ICE QUEEN who hates commitment. He's the unextraordinary bestfriend who just might be in love with her. Too bad she likes him but can't face her feelings. Prepare for teenage partying, devious schemes, lots of jealousy and some making out too!

I know it's a cliche, we use to be best friends when we were young and it was all broken because of a stolen kiss,so now we hate eachother. Well, I thought I did until I noticed that sometimes I get nervous around him. Sorry about bad summary. Read please

Tyler Kimbal always gets what he wants no matter who is in his way. Too bad what he wants is me. MM Slash

He’s my bus stop obsession. Well maybe obsession is too big a word. Although… I have been staring at him for three months now. No, I’m not dangerous. I don’t even have the courage to talk to him, so how could I be. I just stare, hoping he won’t notice it.

Matt and Luke are sent to therapy for their 'unhealthy rivalry'. But little does anyone know, Luke's just a little crazy and Matt's just a little crazy about Luke. MM StepBro's

That's what I'm doing when I give her a smirk. Flirting. She thinks I'm just being cocky and arrogant. For such a smart girl, she sure is clueless when it comes to romance. Not that you could call what we have a romance. ONESHOT

Yes, Nicky's fathers are gay. That doesn't mean he is, and he's determined to make sure everyone knows it... until he meets Dave.

After the death of her parents, Annie decides that it's time for a change. The change involves a new lifestyle, and perhaps a new romance...The potential mate? Her brother's longtime best friend... and let's just say that big brother doesn't approve.

Gabriel Bancroft never expected to become a male prostitute. But then, he never thought that he'd be kicked out. And really, is it too much to ask that he not meet his former customers everywhere? SLASH. Now complete.

Life can be so boring when everything is perfect. So what is a bit of blackmail between friends to liven things up. Clearly it's asking for a lot of unforeseen consequences. Scenes of a sexual nature, both Slash & het.

When Jack goes undercover at his old high school, the last thing he expects is to find his old high school crush teaching English. But he makes the most of it. SLASH.

[slash] No one wants something more than if they can’t have it. That’s why I believe the best way to get guys is to pretend you’re straight – and you had better believe it works like a charm.

COMPLETE Sarea had led a fairly normal life until that arrogant, pompous snake chose to drop in on her. Literally. Then she learns that she is his lifemate and that dragons actually exist. No, they really do. And he just happens to be their crown prince.

STORY REMOVED. Katlyn's finally free. . . but freedom comes with a price, and along with that, how long will it last? sequel to The Contract

STORY REMOVED. I wanted him to look at me. I wanted him to sing to me. But no, this song was dedicated to a girl who he had never met and would probably never know. Oh God. I wanted to cry for him. Oneshot!