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Joined 03-05-08, id: 602211, Profile Updated: 09-25-10
Author has written 6 stories for General, Romance, General, and Fantasy.

Hi everybody!! This is my profile, which will consist of random things I feel like putting on it. Like...maybe some quotes I find, or funny things that happened at school, or silly things I did. So check it out every day. There might be something new :D!! Oh, and if you can't really read the pic is says "Error, connection to brains...failed". Found it on . Really good website with hilarious ecards. If you're interested.

Speaking of silly things: About a week ago, as I was finishing up in the bathroom, I saw something thin and black moving underneath the sink counter. I leaned forward and approached it to see what it was. But I didn't get a good visual; all I saw was a tongue flickering in and out from an invisible mouth and I didn't see any eyes. From a distace it looked like a really long centipede, milipede thingy so I thought it was a mutant of one of those and freaked out. I screamed and shouted for my dad. Unfortunately this got the attention of my mother. She came back to see what the commotion was all about and found me sitting on the toilet tank so whatever it was wouldn't get to me. Turns out it was a little black rubber boa. Go figure. Boy do I feel stupid.

Greetings all peoples. School is over and I have officially graduated high school and move on to college. Whoot whoot!! Sober grad, a party my school holds so the graduates and their friends don't go out and drink and drive, was AMAZING!! They had this whale slide that was so super fun. Went on it most of the night. And they had a velcro stick thingy where you put on this velcro suit and stick yourself on a wall. That was silly fun too :D. I did the crazy things people do when they get drunk stone cold sober: I got a tattoo (fake-airbrush), and dyed my hair (also fake-extension and colored hair spray) :D!! I also did something really stupid. They had a game where you had to race someone to a basketball hoop while attached to a cable. With some friends looking on...I ran until I could feel the drag, jumped in the air, and did a flip. I caution you...DO NOT DO THIS!! I'm pretty sure I almost broke my neck...it hurt for two days afterward. Anyways...have a good day :).

"You are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, a holy nation, His own special people" (1 Peter 2:9).

"All the same, she cries on the front porch, and I wish I could go over there and hold her. I wish I could rescue her and hold her in my arms. How do people live like this? How do they survive? And maybe that's why I'm here. What if they can't anymore?" --I Am The Messenger by Markus Zusak

"It was what he did every morning, rain or shine, even when it was freezing, the grass still shiny with frost all around him. Just a few minutes spent checking on the state of the small world he'd created, making sure it had all made it through to another day." --Lock and Key by Sarah Dessen

Finally got my very own laptop! An HP touchsmart, and I'll tell you...IT IS THE SHIZZ!! Touchscreen you can write on with a pen shaped stylus, and it looks like real freaking handwriting. Plus, I didn't even have to download MSN. The screen is touchscreen, and the laptop is a template which means it can rotate 180 degrees to lay flat like a slate :). I can't wait to find out more!!

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Thank You by thirteennx reviews
The first time I had ever laid eyes on Tristan Cade was towards the end of March during seventh grade. I was twelve and he was the most beautiful boy I had ever seen. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,069 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 6/11/2010
Stop the World by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
Her uncle sold her soul for wealth... and as she spends more time with her captor, she realizes that she doesn't exactly want it back anymore.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
Ice Melts For Love by louisemwrites reviews
He was the 'delinquent leader' of the school and a major ass. She was the nerdy ice princess of the school and keeps to herself. They clashed. All hell broke loose. Inspired by Bowling for Soup's random songs. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 95,355 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Wanted By You by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
Clint Lucas swore he would never fall in love, especially not with the woman he was currently holding for ransom. But in all honesty, he was halfway there and she made up the difference.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Trainwreck by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
Detention is not the place where you're supposed to meet your next boyfriend, especially when he's Judd Asher, known pothead and occassional criminal. But he makes good girl Sadie Brown feel something she hasn't really felt before - extraordinary.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
Binding the Shadows by TheMindSculptor reviews
Calla is supposed to be killed by an assassin, but instead, she accidentally binds him to her. Now they have to go find out how to break the spell while fighting against further attempts on their lives and that pesky attraction between them that's becoming harder to ignore. Full summary inside.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,493 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013
Minty Root Beer by Ocean of Dreams reviews
REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Roses Of Red by TrinityFaye reviews
A thrilling tale of suspense, hardcore action, exciting romance, and sexy vampyres.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 133,175 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 6/3/2008
Samantha by Mystified reviews
Samantha is a normal college student, until her apartment falls victim to a bomb, and she's kidnapped by a very mysterious, very handsome stranger, whose intentions aren't all that clear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 97,227 - Reviews: 3252 - Favs: 1,970 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
Checkers by GermanSam reviews
Did you recently discover that you are a princess having to compete in a competition for a royal crown that yesterday you weren't even aware exsisted? Yeah...welcome to my world... *Full Summary Inside*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
The Box Under the Bed by Ashlee Pond reviews
The first time I saw him I was sitting on the bowling alley steps. He came strolling up, looking dishevelled and distracted and so incredibly good looking. And one thought shot to the front of my mind; Oh God, I picked the wrong guy. -a pillowbook but not
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 65 - Words: 17,219 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 3/18/2009
Another Love Song by HelloImOrbitz reviews
Dating a rockstar is every girl's dream. Well every girl except Bee. But when her friend wins a contest with the hottest band Bee has no choice but to go. But lets just say one of the member hates her. Oh and that member happened to be a old d Su
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,427 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010
Restless Nights by Lasso the Moon reviews
After one failed relationship, Trinity has labeled the entire male population. Her motto, inspired by her mom's obsession with Fleetwood Mac, is "Thunder only happens when it's raining, players only love you when they're playing."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,750 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009
Touching by thirteennx reviews
Jacey Hamilton has a disability,well that's what her Mother calls it anyway.But now that's shes moved to a new school,hell even a new state,she's hoping,well actually her brother is,that she can start over.But it's just not that easy. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,207 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Complete
Good Girls Go Bad by All Over You reviews
She's untouchable, unattainable, and not to mention gorgeous. He had to have her. He's the new guy, the bad boy, and totally her type. She couldn't stay away. COMPLETE. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
Perfect Insanity by RachelHartley reviews
Jason is a new teacher at a local high school, in a happy relationship with his girlfriend, Rachel, but when she leaves him for 'someone better' will one of his students be the only person that can get him out of his depression?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,019 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 10/19/2007
On the Flipside by kohledazrael13 reviews
5 girls. 5 guys. All different backgrounds and personalities: a rockstar, a blabbermouth, a jock, the smooth one, an honor roll student, a near-schizo, a poet, the naive one, the anti-social one, and oblivious one. All on a dating show.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010
Dear Liz by Madi Rae Cullen reviews
Elizabeth Rose is your normal 16 year old girl, except for one thing; she has never been kissed. One day at school Liz finds a flower with a note attached from a secret admirer. Is it true love or not? And will she figure out who it is?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,125 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009
Never Let Go by nkltt reviews
My life is changing. Devastation left me broken and unsure of what my future might hold for me. I found myself on tour with a famous band--but how long could I keep my secret? Especially with nosy brothers.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,912 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
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Sword of Souls
Darkness swallows the land. Dark Born rule and Dwellers cower, their armies brought low, and Orthia kills all as she descends ever into madness. The fate of Arawain rests in the legend of a Sword that cannot kill, but cleanses the bruised soul that armors itself in power.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,259 - Published: 6/21/2014
Magic Without a Fairy Godmother reviews
Carnellie was a princess. Abandoned by her friends she meets social outcast Quint Daniels, and with him takes a journey of discovery and healing. Full summary inside.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,898 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 4/30/2010
A Little Prayer
All the pain and suffering, how to make it go away?
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Complete
I Am What I Am
This a paper that we had to write in Psychology class. I thought it was a fun project. I offer it as encouragement for people, so they may find strength to be themselves. You are who you are.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Complete
What in the World? Understatement of a Lifetime reviews
these are poems i wrote for school or for the fun of it. please read and review. i would like to know what you think about them.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008
Beyond the Nothings
i gave it a new name...the old title was Battle Love stupid and corny . hopefully this is better.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,419 - Published: 6/4/2008