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Joined 03-06-08, id: 602382, Profile Updated: 08-14-08
Author has written 12 stories for General, Humor, General, Supernatural, Life, and Friendship.

My name is unnecessary. What else do we have PenNames for?
I'm not going to tell you that I like to write, because if I did, I would be forced to smack myself in the head with a large book.
I like to pretend that my sarcasm equals wit, but that isn't actually the case. I just don't like to be serious in real life.
As for my writing, I usually do throw some ridicule in there, but can also keep it down-to-earth.
I have immense trouble plotting out stories, which is why I can't write out a real one. I do one-shots, mostly.
I never, ever base characters on real people. That gets you into trouble, and I write to escape reality, not make it worse.
I'm pretty freakin' random when I try, so if one of my characters somehow grows wings on its feet or skips off into the sunset with a bloated peacock, don't be alarmed.
I have an account over on fanfiction.net, where I had a hilarious (or so I, and my beautiful faithful reviewers, think) notes story running 100 chapters long, but decided to end it. It killed me, so I'm probably gonna end up writing another one here with original characters. That one is where the peacock comes in. But not really. I don't like to be tacky with my random-osity... That's right.
I have a horrific issue with procrastination, and this affects every part of my life from writing, to schoolwork, to the pile of laundry sitting on my floor for three days straight now. I have no pants left. It's quite sad.
As I said, I have troubles with outlining stories, so I probably won't post a real one any time soon. This ties in with my procrastination.
The fact that I even wrote all this just now proves my lack of a life.
So, goodbye for now. And when I post my first story at eighty-three years old, I hope you decide to review. (:

A Documentary on My Plump Cat by Wheezy Giggle reviews
This is sort of based on a true story the fat cat part ! It is a collection of short stories that I am working on. It is pretty funny so please R&R! Thanx- WheezyGiggle
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,870 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
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Mountain
A complete cliche, but not really?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
Resentment reviews
an unreasonable resentment toward someone you should love.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
Arrogance
short poem about the stick we have up our butts.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
He, She, It reviews
Random one-shot ramblings ranging in genre. R&R : Rated T just in case.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008
Go Green
Short poem about the color green.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Complete
Word Vomit
A poem of everything that came to mind at the moment.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
All You've Ever Known reviews
pack your bags and go.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Snow reviews
The Snow./ It sits perfectly, peacefully, elegantly./ Undisturbed, each flake rests next to the other, not yet tainted by a single living thing.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
Unidentifiable Murder reviews
Written for an English assignment. Go vampires. Rated T just because.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
The Storm Before The Calm reviews
Short little poem about crashing after being hyper.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
Character A Knows All reviews
A take on what a character's world is like; especially when they're aware they aren't real. OneShot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
What Does That Have To Do With Anything? reviews
Lengthy title. Might be changed. Six characters pass notes, random, fun, & hilarious or so I think... Full explanation inside. Rated T for language.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008