Chris Rhyanne
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Joined 03-11-08, id: 603068, Profile Updated: 10-09-11
Author has written 4 stories for Fantasy.

Hey, guys. Too much drama going on, so I'll make this short and simple:

I'm really, really busy and I won't have time to write or update much. I'm sorry. I have NOT given up on ANY of my stories, but I have more important things going on in my life right now. I am still writing The Stepway, but updates will be severely cut back. Again, I'm really sorry that I can't upate more often. Oh, and writer's block is not helping. Or trigonometry. Or Minecraft. End of rant. Chris out!

(PS: You should seriously check out Candy King, an awesome story by RYTwinDemon! And if you don't, you'll be tied up in licorice, gagged with a lollipop, and draged into the giant baking oven of the Demon World! Have a nice day!)

(PSS: Fanart! Go Royce! http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm152/rokcandygirl/CandyKing1.jpg)

(PSSS: Fanart... for myself! Go Lelouch! http://chrisrhyanne.deviantart.com/art/Lelouch-217590400)


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The Stepway: (Being COMPLETELY re-written--updates are slow but steady)

“Once upon a time,” she whispered, “when the World was one island and one sea, all of the great races lived as one—humans lived with fey and dragons and even fey in perfect harmony. However, after a time, the races began to drift away from each other and even began to quarrel over little things like land and money. God became upset that his creations were fighting with one another, and so he gave them Magic do that they could heal and care for one another. But the races only quarreled more so over their new powers, and used their magic to create war and hurtful things. Seeing this angered Him, and He split the great island into a thousand pieces to keep them apart. This did nothing but spread the fighting farther and farther apart, until the entire World was awash in war and grief. After seeing that even this could not stop their quarreling, He became angry and drowned the world with water to punish them for hurting the World and one another. When everything was dry and the destruction was made clear, he grieved over all of the beautiful lost things and vowed that such a disaster could never be allowed to happen again. But he could not let things go on as they had before, either. So God took the greatest, bravest people from all of the races and created the first Spirits—the Council of Ten.

“From the elves, he created Branna, the Spirit of flames, and Sol, the Spirit of the sun. From the dragons, he created Kioshi, Spirit of beasts, and Jorden, the Spirit of the earth. From the fey, he created Miri, Spirit of—“

“And Lelouch?” the impatient child asked, rewarded with a teasing pinch on her chubby cheeks. “I was just wondering….” she mumbled.

“And yes, Lelouch,” her mother said with an exaggerated roll of her eyes, “was created from the humans as the Spirit of the wind.”

The Nix: (complete)

Once upon a time, an old fisherman's family was threatened by starvation. Then he met a nix--a type of water spirit. The nix makes a bargain: a net of fish every day, for the fisherman's daughter. The fisherman quickly agrees, as his wife is too old to bear any children, and the nix is gone. One can imagine that the fisherman was surprised to see, several months later, a beautiful baby girl born into his family.

Now, his daughter is coming of age, and the Nix is back to reclaim his side of the bargain...

Beauty and the Corpse: (on hiatus)

A retelling of a story you all know and may possibly love...

No one goes near the old castle anymore. They say it was put under a curse long ago; a curious young prince wandered in places he should not have, and freed a witch imprisoned there for a thousand years. Now the castle borders the land of the Living and the land of the Dead. Skeleton butlers roam the halls, while white ghostly maids drift in and out of corridors. Worst of all is the young prince; he alone survived the witch's curse, and is doomed to live the rest of his life as a monster - dead, yet mortal. Man, yet beast. Now any visitors are starved in his dungeon if they are lucky. If not, the craving prince will eat them alive.

Sarabeth is faintly aware of the legends, but they don't stop her and her brother from seeking shelter in the old castle walls as they run from a certain death - a falsely accused witch burning. Now she is a captive in the haunted castle, and the prince has special plans for her...

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Marked by DarkHawk14 reviews
Instead of being born with beautiful Marks that grant powers like most royalty, Calla was born with a curse that changes her into a monster. She is sent away by her father, accompanied by a cold bodyguard. War, cruelty, and madness await her. R/R please!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 148,868 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
The Candy King by RYTwinDemon reviews
He called himself the 'Candy King'; she called him 'psycho'. He promised her the world; she threatened him with a black eye. This is the story of the unusual relationship between the strangest demon in hell and the girl who wouldn't sell her soul to him.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010
Beauty and the Beast and the Other Girl by toomanypickles reviews
That classic fairy tale, but not so classic anymore. The story of Rose, who happens upon an enchanted castle, and doesn't really fit in.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 46,139 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete
Glass by Mazkeraide reviews
COMPLETE. Beauty and the Beast retelling. When a selfish prince makes a bad decision, his entire staff suffers. Years later, a young woman affected by the same curse arrives at his castle to break the spell. Can she save him and break the curse on herself
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,409 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
The God Killer by Alfsigesey reviews
A small number of mortals have discovered the truth about gods: they exist. And if you kill one, you have the chance to gain their power. Personally, I'd give my power away if I could, but I can't. So. I guess it's time to watch my back, eh?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008
Valkyrie Tempest by Alfsigesey reviews
I just want to surf and eat tacos. I don’t want to run away from home. I don't want a destiny, or the ability to control fire. But the fire goddess chose me to be her successor and I really don’t want to piss her off.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008
A Talent for Comforting Small Sadnesses by Dressagegrrrl reviews
Retelling of Cinderella. Set at an all-girls boarding school in a world where your lot in life is determined by the Talent with which you are gifted at your coming of age. Humorous and sweet. Quite fluffy. Finalist in the CatsCurious Contest w/Jim Hines.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,322 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
To Become a Suitable Heroine by pixy-dizzy reviews
Win the Heroine Contest and you can win the Prince's hand in marriage. Unfortunately for all those wannabe-heroines, the prince has other plans. So does our particular heroine. NOW COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,469 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
How to Write a Fantasy Cliche by RoseMcCann reviews
Write original fantasy cliches that will turn your neighbors blue with envy! Evil Archmages, princesses and dragons galore in this simple, easy-to-use reference guide for all things cliche. Write your very own trite novella in the blink of an eye!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/29/2004
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The Stepway reviews
He smiled, already fading. "You are a very lucky child, Tayu," he purred, "though whether that luck is good or bad has yet to be seen. Keep that in mind before you do anything rash-there's no such thing as a curse... or a blessing" It was only after he had completely vanished that she let her shoulders slump. "I think I have a pretty good idea already," she mumbled. Rewrite
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,983 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 6/7/2011
The Stepway: Version One reviews
"Ah, you are but a tiny, insignificant, innocent little child who happened to be at the right place at the wrong time, and is now engaged to a shameless old man with magical powers. Congratulations on your marvelous luck, my dear." Being re-written.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 85,012 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Beauty and the Corpse reviews
Newly orphaned and chased away from home, Sarabeth finds herself trapped in the land of the dead. Now, all hopes of getting home lie in the hands of her captor and guardian--the cruel and spiteful prince Kota, who seems to have different plans in mind...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,262 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 10/27/2008
The Näken reviews
A desperate fisherman trades his only daughter to a nix for a net of fish each day. Now she's coming of age, and the spirit has come to claim his share of the bargain... A retelling of a Swedish fairy tale.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,089 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete