Chris Rhyanne
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Joined 03-11-08, id: 603068, Profile Updated: 02-27-17
Author has written 5 stories for Fantasy.

Attention: As of Febuary 2017, I'm back!

Unfortunately, all of my old stories (pre 2017) are being kept for reference/archival purposes only and will no longer be updated. It's been years since I've worked on them, after all. I've grown quite a bit as a person and as an author since then. Hopefully, yall have all grown up with me! I hope that my new work is as enjoyable as my old work. Which, if I'm going to be honest, is... pretty embarrassing to read so many years later. But hey. Live and learn.

Or die trying! I guess!

Expect romantic, self indulgent fluff about falling in love in strange ways in strange places. Not much of a change, really! But also, expect more... smut than in the past. Just. In general. As a rule. The smut is new, yes. But I hope you like it.


Active Stories (complete/in progress):


The King of Poison (active, updates sporadically. also on Ao3)

The Stepway (version one complete)

The Naken (complete)


Archived Stories (discontinued/on hiatus):


The Stepway (version two discontinued/on haitus)

Beauty and the Corpse (discontinued)

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Marked by DarkHawk14 reviews
Instead of being born with beautiful Marks that grant powers like most royalty, Calla was born with a curse that changes her into a monster. She is sent away by her father, accompanied by a cold bodyguard. War, cruelty, and madness await her. R/R please!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 148,868 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
The Candy King by RYTwinDemon reviews
He called himself the 'Candy King'; she called him 'psycho'. He promised her the world; she threatened him with a black eye. This is the story of the unusual relationship between the strangest demon in hell and the girl who wouldn't sell her soul to him.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010
Beauty and the Beast and the Other Girl by toomanypickles reviews
That classic fairy tale, but not so classic anymore. The story of Rose, who happens upon an enchanted castle, and doesn't really fit in.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 46,139 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete
Glass by Mazkeraide reviews
COMPLETE. Beauty and the Beast retelling. When a selfish prince makes a bad decision, his entire staff suffers. Years later, a young woman affected by the same curse arrives at his castle to break the spell. Can she save him and break the curse on herself
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,409 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
A Talent for Comforting Small Sadnesses by Dressagegrrrl reviews
Retelling of Cinderella. Set at an all-girls boarding school in a world where your lot in life is determined by the Talent with which you are gifted at your coming of age. Humorous and sweet. Quite fluffy. Finalist in the CatsCurious Contest w/Jim Hines.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,322 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
To Become a Suitable Heroine by pixy-dizzy reviews
Win the Heroine Contest and you can win the Prince's hand in marriage. Unfortunately for all those wannabe-heroines, the prince has other plans. So does our particular heroine. NOW COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,469 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
How to Write a Fantasy Cliche by RoseMcCann reviews
Write original fantasy cliches that will turn your neighbors blue with envy! Evil Archmages, princesses and dragons galore in this simple, easy-to-use reference guide for all things cliche. Write your very own trite novella in the blink of an eye!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/29/2004
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The Queen of Poison reviews
The last Queen has died, her sisters long gone. Their era has come to an end, and new Queens must lead their people to the future. The Gods have dragged Karishma from her home and into theirs, and have given her a mate whose touch brings only death. But neither know of the Gods' involvement until it's far too late: Karma, it seems, can be both a blessing and a curse.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,182 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27
The Stepway (discontinued) reviews
He smiled, already fading. "You are a very lucky child, Tayu," he purred, "though whether that luck is good or bad has yet to be seen. Keep that in mind before you do anything rash-there's no such thing as a curse... or a blessing" It was only after he had completely vanished that she let her shoulders slump. "I think I have a pretty good idea already," she mumbled. Rewrite
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,983 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 6/7/2011
The Stepway: Version One reviews
"Ah, you are but a tiny, insignificant, innocent little child who happened to be at the right place at the wrong time, and is now engaged to a shameless old man with magical powers. Congratulations on your marvelous luck, my dear." Being re-written.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 85,012 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Beauty and the Corpse (discontinued) reviews
Newly orphaned and chased away from home, Sarabeth finds herself trapped in the land of the dead. Now, all hopes of getting home lie in the hands of her captor and guardian-the cruel and spiteful prince Kota, who seems to have different plans in mind...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,262 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 10/27/2008
The Näken reviews
A desperate fisherman trades his only daughter to a nix for a net of fish each day. Now she's coming of age, and the spirit has come to claim his share of the bargain... A retelling of a Swedish fairy tale.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,089 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete