Cissy Sollers
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Joined 03-12-08, id: 603193, Profile Updated: 02-03-09

Let me first warn you that this is going to be a frightful leap into uncharted waters. That's right. This bio is nothing but my twisted, narcissistic, outgoing, know-it-all-ish, complex maze of thoughts and ideas which make up what is known as Cissy's mind. You have now crossed over into the Twilight Zone! (Add a dun-dun-DUN at the end of that statement for dramatic emphasis.)

About me:

1. I am 5'10"

2. I am not tall, everyone else is just short.

3. I am sanity challenged.

4. The term 'crazy' is offensive to me because the loonies out in the asylum's can't really defend for themselves seeing as they're all insane. So, to stick up for them, they are sanity challenged.

5. My eyes change colors. Not just the, oh today I have light blue eyes and yesterday they were darker!, kind of change. I mean the, two seconds ago they were clear blue and now they're bright green!, kind of change.

6. When I go to sleep after taking a shower directly before, I wake up and my hair is styled to perfection. I call it sexy bed hair.

7. People should listen to me because I can see the future.

8. People shouldn't lie to me because I can read their minds.

9. There are some things better left unsaid.

My quotes that I've picked up at random:

Evil Minions are the epitome of awesomeness

Damn conscience. It knows too much.

92 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. I'd be one of the 8 percent laughing their ass off.

I dream of a better world, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

In case of emergency oxygen masks will fall from the ceiling above your head and untangling them will annoy you before you die.

I don't have pet peeves. I have Major Psychotic Hatreds...

Some people call me crazy, I prefer the term sanity challenged...

It's only fun until someone gets hurt... THEN IT'S HILARIOUS!

If anyone gets know...just shoot them.
Shoot them?

His imagination tells him lies. That's not a good thing.
Why should your imagination tell you the truth all the time? Isn't it a bit too much to expect from your subconscious?
I guess it depends on who you are. I trust my mental insanity.

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."

They say that being different makes you unique... They never tell you that being unique makes you an easy target...

Don't wait. Procrastinate now!

If mondays were part of the weekend, then everyone would hate Tuesdays.

I hate to break it to you, but being a jack ass is not a legitimate career.

They say that rain is the tears of angels. However, since angels also cry from happiness, whenever it rains, I always wonder if they're mourning for us, or laughing their asses off at us.

Studies have shown that brain scans of those in infatuated by love display a resemblance to those with a mental illness. So anti-love people aren't bitter, they're just sane!

Sometimes I remember it one way...other times I remember it differently...if I am going to have a past I'd like it to be multiple choice!

The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.

If homosexuality is a disease, then we should all call in gay to work. "Nope, sorry, can't come in today- still queer.

Crazy people suffer maddness... Artists enjoy it.

They say I suffer from insanity. I don't know what they're all talking about because I enjoy every minute of it!

I reject your reality, and substitute my own!

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the hell you did it.

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.

The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is ‘God is crying’. And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is ‘Probably because of something you did’.

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

People who say that nothing is impossible have obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'

I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common enemy.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.

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Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink. JONNIE IS BEING RE-RELEASED CHAPTER BY CHAPTER TO PROMOTE NEW JONNIE WEBSERIES! Youtube teaser trailer up now!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,871 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 9/1/2007
Right Here In My Arms FINISHED by EndlessDark66 reviews
An ordinary 17 year old girl, Raina Johnson, is infatuated. Infatuated with a rather myterious bad boy, Travis Thompson, who just so happens to be a Goth. So what happens when Trent Anderson Travis's friend finds out and...FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 151,780 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Hell's Angel v2 by Chiclets reviews
Hell's Angel, rewritten. A student, her unwilling, brooding, loner of a tutor and classmate, and an interesting secret makes for more excitement than she would have expected.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,185 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 6/4/2008
The Shadows Book 1: The Secret by Volurin reviews
Vampires aren't real? Is that what you think? Celia thought so too until someone moved in next door and the prophecy finally began....
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,846 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Complete
Dark Hunter by aiur reviews
Because of her, he's being taken to his death. If that wasn't bad enough, she clearly hates him, hates the world, and hates herself. So what does he do? Well, he kind of ... falls for her. Oops? REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 4/23/2004 - Complete
The Shadows Book 2: The Blood Feud by Volurin reviews
Vincent and Celia are getting old. Samoda is getting senile. Sandarac is turning gay. Volante is turning into a whimp. Haiti, Duraz and Tim are out cold. Clarice has yet to make a catergory....
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 113,054 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Black Silk Rewrite by idream reviews
REWRITE - There is no running from someone so godlike.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Lob Omen by Malicious Squirrel reviews
For a girl that likes peace and quiet, a guy with a lot of problems isn't exactly something she wants to deal with. But, Leslie can't help but be drawn to the quiet, secretive customer that comes to the coffee shop she works at every single day.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 72,394 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete
Mayhem by Malicious Squirrel reviews
Mayhem has one goal: Destory The Prestige and preserve a secret that tore apart the Vampire soceity thousands of years ago. Cas has one goal: Live through being initiated into a member of Mayhem, and still be kick ass while doing it.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,642 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008
New Carnage by Malicious Squirrel reviews
With Philip and Tina in danger, the only chance Will has to save them is to go back to New Panic, the city she was banished from, and when she leaves, the whole of New Carnage follows her like shadows, dark intentions on their minds. Book Three
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008
New Havoc by Malicious Squirrel reviews
It has been a year since Will got involved in New Panic. Word gets out about Will and the others friendship with Jude, and suddenly everyone's lives are at risk. Driven out of New Panic, their only chance of survival lies in New Havoc, the second city.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,707 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
New Panic by Malicious Squirrel reviews
When Will is thrown into the world of Vampires, she is suddenly enveloped in a tangle of secrets and hate thicker than she could imagine.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 56,846 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
I Still Remember by emilydowns reviews
Iris Locke's life revolves around Renaissance art and school - that is until she meets beautiful, rich and brilliant Otis Chevalier. The only problem? He's mute. Can Iris help Otis find his words? Or will their 'perfect' relationship go up in smoke?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,899 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Hell's Angel by Chiclets reviews
There's a new student. Cold as anything, and I have to ask him for a pencil. Of course, my stupidity means I forgot it when I needed it most. Little did I know, my life would be changed drastically... FINISHED
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,157 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Complete
Walls Apart by bangbangstartagain reviews
[COMPLETE] She liked rock music. He preferred classical. She said what she thought. He thought before he said. She was from the 21st Century. He was from the 19th. There were more than walls keeping them apart.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,951 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Cursed Destiny by Pick Me Pick Me reviews
Sometimes, the creatures we make up are all too real. Alexis Bently learns that vampires do exist and one has taken a particular interest in her. Will she be able to escape with her life?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,588 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Complete
Blood Rain by Dark-Musings91 reviews
Roxanne was given to the Vampire Seth through a pact between the latter and her father. While getting drawn into the raging war between vampires that has been on for a century, she slowly discovers secrets about what she was, and her role in a prophecy...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,267 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Complete
Unknown Blood by Sukidayo reviews
My life changed on Halloween. Then there's a Vampire trying to kill me, two who are in love with me and I'm trying to find out why I have 'The Blood.' Can anyone spell confusion?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,016 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
The devil and me by toomanypickles reviews
I sold my soul to the devil, and when the day came for me to pay up, he made me a new offer. Now I'm stuck with him.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 37,586 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Complete
For The Love Of A Vampire by black velvet rose reviews
It's a tale of a girl and the handsome vampire she meets. But there is one person standing in the way of their love. A guy who wants to be more than just friends. Who will she choose her best guy friend or a mysterious new guy?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,103 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/4/2003 - Published: 6/13/2003 - Complete