Let me first warn you that this is going to be a frightful leap into uncharted waters. That's right. This bio is nothing but my twisted, narcissistic, outgoing, know-it-all-ish, complex maze of thoughts and ideas which make up what is known as Cissy's mind. You have now crossed over into the Twilight Zone! (Add a dun-dun-DUN at the end of that statement for dramatic emphasis.)

About me:

1. I am 5'10"

2. I am not tall, everyone else is just short.

3. I am sanity challenged.

4. The term 'crazy' is offensive to me because the loonies out in the asylum's can't really defend for themselves seeing as they're all insane. So, to stick up for them, they are sanity challenged.

5. My eyes change colors. Not just the, oh today I have light blue eyes and yesterday they were darker!, kind of change. I mean the, two seconds ago they were clear blue and now they're bright green!, kind of change.

6. When I go to sleep after taking a shower directly before, I wake up and my hair is styled to perfection. I call it sexy bed hair.

7. People should listen to me because I can see the future.

8. People shouldn't lie to me because I can read their minds.

9. There are some things better left unsaid.

My quotes that I've picked up at random:

Evil Minions are the epitome of awesomeness

Damn conscience. It knows too much.

92 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. I'd be one of the 8 percent laughing their ass off.

I dream of a better world, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

In case of emergency oxygen masks will fall from the ceiling above your head and untangling them will annoy you before you die.

I don't have pet peeves. I have Major Psychotic Hatreds...

Some people call me crazy, I prefer the term sanity challenged...

It's only fun until someone gets hurt... THEN IT'S HILARIOUS!

If anyone gets nosy...you know...just shoot them.
Shoot them?
Politely.

His imagination tells him lies. That's not a good thing.
Why should your imagination tell you the truth all the time? Isn't it a bit too much to expect from your subconscious?
I guess it depends on who you are. I trust my mental insanity.

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."

They say that being different makes you unique... They never tell you that being unique makes you an easy target...

Don't wait. Procrastinate now!

If mondays were part of the weekend, then everyone would hate Tuesdays.

I hate to break it to you, but being a jack ass is not a legitimate career.

They say that rain is the tears of angels. However, since angels also cry from happiness, whenever it rains, I always wonder if they're mourning for us, or laughing their asses off at us.

Studies have shown that brain scans of those in infatuated by love display a resemblance to those with a mental illness. So anti-love people aren't bitter, they're just sane!

Sometimes I remember it one way...other times I remember it differently...if I am going to have a past I'd like it to be multiple choice!

The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.

If homosexuality is a disease, then we should all call in gay to work. "Nope, sorry, can't come in today- still queer.

Crazy people suffer maddness... Artists enjoy it.

They say I suffer from insanity. I don't know what they're all talking about because I enjoy every minute of it!

I reject your reality, and substitute my own!

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the hell you did it.

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.

The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is ‘God is crying’. And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is ‘Probably because of something you did’.

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

People who say that nothing is impossible have obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'

I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common enemy.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.