Biff McKraken
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 03-13-08, id: 603369, Profile Updated: 04-04-09
Author has written 3 stories for General, Humor, and Supernatural.

Biff McKraken specializes in all sorts of pseudo-intelligent drabble-writing, with more obscure musical references than you can shake a wang at.

11/18/08: New story: The Fabulous Giusetep's Wandering Circus. I guess I'm trying to accomplish a modern take on a turn-of-the-century tradition. Absurd, lewd, funny, and little creepy. Weirdos a plenty.
1.) The Bearded Lady
2.) The Alchemist & the Archer
3.) Strays

8/2/08: More Abortions. My legion of adoring fans will be thrilled... isn't that right, Cee?
19.) The House Down The Road From Real Life
20.) Somniloquy

7/26/08: Updates on what? Abortions? You bet your ass I've got updates on Abortions.
17.) Oh Comely (Part Three)
18.) Wal-Mart: 4:00 AM

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

A Big Move by multiples of six reviews
One of these days, I'm going to move to Hawaii.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Tapeworms And Other Parasites by multiples of six reviews
By the time a thirty foot tapeworm decided to make his new home in my internal organs, I was long past shock and disgust. [mature audiences only]
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Fabulous Giusetep's Wandering Circus reviews
The day-to-day lives of a traveling freak show.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/18/2008
Abortions reviews
College student on summer break in a small, southern Ohio town, works at the local Dollar General and witnesses all sorts of absurd, bizarre bullshit. light slash
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,469 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008
Mutiny, I Promise You! reviews
Drabbles, I promise you! Some of them are legitimate short stories but most of them are quick and drabbly.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008