SecretAgentWomanhide bio
 Author has written 7 stories for Romance. Agent's Profile Real identity: Cara, girl, high school student Location: Texas (note: Agent does not ride a horse to school, nor does she own a pair of cowboy boots) Pros: Is a somewhat good singer, can play piano and guitar, has the ability to spend all her money on a trip to Barnes and Noble Cons: Bad temper (Agent's sign is a Leo), not a very good writer, procrastinates Sidekicks: A cat named Kitty (Agent likes to be original), a dog named Jake, two kittens named Oscar and Phoebe Experience: Has none. Agent is a teenager. x.X.x Special References: This Lullaby, Sarah Dessen; Meg Cabot (just in general); Tamora Pierce (again, just in general); The Mortal Instruments trilogy, Cassandra Clare; Ella Enchanted, Gail Carson Levine; Hawksong, Amelia Atwater-Rhodes; The Seer and the Sword, Victoria Hanley x.X.x Special Notes: Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind. (Dr. Seuss) ((Anyone know what the word 'contumelious' means?)) ((If you do, you get a prize.)) |
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Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? /REMOVED/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 6872 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 10/25/2024 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn't know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won't let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,320 - Reviews: 3503 - Favs: 2,913 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink. JONNIE IS BEING RE-RELEASED CHAPTER BY CHAPTER TO PROMOTE NEW JONNIE WEBSERIES! Youtube teaser trailer up now!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,871 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 9/1/2007
The Inexplicable State of Being There by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Brody Hansen and I, we had a system. I didn't like him and he didn't like me, but we both liked watching each other undress. That's just what happened when you gave good-looking, hormonal teenagers bedroom windows that faced each other. Full sum inside.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,291 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Downward Spiral Rising by Pundit reviews
She’s known them both her entire life. One’s arrogant, rich, and pretends she doesn’t exist. The other’s her best friend. But when her mom remarries Chloe learns the difference between knowing a name and knowing the person behind it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,391 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 11/2/2004
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,537 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
100 Love Letters by Aurette reviews
Since she was sixteen, Amy has written love letters to her future husband. In a fit of frustration, she throws them out, where they're picked up by the last person in the world she ever expects. Since when do rock stars sing about nothings like her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 119,258 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
The Deadly Flower by Carmel March reviews
She's a strong, independent P.I. just trying to get through each day. Unbeknownst to her, she's dangerous to vampires. She gets sucked into their world when all vampires make a choice: kill her or turn her. Except for one. He wants to save her. [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 167,828 - Reviews: 2353 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Phone Calls From A Rock Star by RockFan reviews
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Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Samantha by Mystified reviews
Samantha is a normal college student, until her apartment falls victim to a bomb, and she's kidnapped by a very mysterious, very handsome stranger, whose intentions aren't all that clear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 97,227 - Reviews: 3252 - Favs: 1,970 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
Chasing Mr Darcy by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) Once upon a time, we met. And for me, that was happily ever after.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,699 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
Sympathy For The Zombie by Aleksy The Flying Onion reviews
Lilian, lost soul and sarcasm aficionado, ventures into a city that's teeming with zombies. Creepy commanders, a guitar player turned mercenary, and jokes made at the expense of the undead ensue.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 82,495 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 9/26/2007
Dose of Your Own by Our Heartfelt Lies reviews
Hi, my name is Kelsey Sanders and I'm too nice to be mean even when I think he deserves it. Even when I'm sure he broke my sister's heart. So why give him mine to do it all over again? Big mistake, Andrew Wiser told me so and he's always right. Complete!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 236,432 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4090 - Favs: 3,467 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Six Degrees or, Why College Is Awesome by Le Meg reviews
Six different students, six different perspectives. One weekend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,281 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
Counting Chickens by pixy-dizzy reviews
She wanted the fairy tale. She wanted the chick flick. She wanted the soaring music, the dozen roses, the Princess Bride kiss-to-end-all-kisses. She wanted the cliché. It’s a pity she was so busy up in the clouds that she didn’t recognize it when it came.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 99,761 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/22/2006
Personal Bias by Le Meg reviews
Julia King learns just how hard it is to remain professional in the face of personal bias and, oh, complete and utter loathing, when her boss takes on a new but familiar client. Written for the "I Love To Hate You" challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,949 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Much Better by JD Allen reviews
She was used to being unnoticed, that was nothing new. But when the mystery boy at school starts paying a shocking amount of attention to her, she's not quite sure what to do. Believe it? Deny it? Surely he couldn't really be into her...could he? REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
They Call it a Cliché by angels and effects reviews
REMOVED. So he's my twin brother's best friend. The supposedly hot one who gets the girls while I hang out with the loud mouthed, all round idolized jocks of the school. Then he kisses me one night... wait, WHAT?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 4216 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
A Summer Solstice by NehemiaH reviews
All I wanted was one last peaceful summer before I finished college. Needless to say, I hadn't expected my brother's best friend to climb through my window every night...or that it'd be so hard to turn him away. Judge's Pick for SKOW's Best Cliche Round 7
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,918 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Want, Take, Have by SouledChampion reviews
ON HIATUS WILL BE COMPLETED. David Weston: the arrogant playboy. Samantha Spade: the quiet, sarcastic one. They get along like fire and ice. But the person Sam detests most is the best man to show her what it feels like to love and be loved
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,375 - Reviews: 2022 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2005
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7268 - Favs: 6,339 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3509 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 221 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
A Little Bit Crazy by TurtleGoddess reviews
Carrie, a self-proclaimed book nerd, thought she would spend a quiet summer working at Angelo's, a crazy Italian pizza place. She didn't think a weird guy would come into the restaurant and hit on her - or that he would actually be a spy from Pizza Hut.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,636 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Virtuoso by his terrible beauty reviews
I loved him like a symphony that soared inside my brain. I loved him, how I loved him, and his music kept me sane... A poem about falling in love with a musician.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell by i found nemo reviews
COMPLETE! First impressions are rarely right. But one of them is slightly prejudiced and the other’s got way too much pride. It was definitely hate at first sight until love got in the way. Losely based on P&P
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,328 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Complete
Cat's Eye by TheCrystalMaiden reviews
Sora, a noble girl, dreams of adventure... but finds she is not quite ready for it when she's kidnapped by an assassin. Now, with the help of a magical necklace, she is the only one who can save his life. Winner of the sKoW best fantasy award! Plz RR
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 121,935 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 7/18/2006
Avery Susan Sanders is not an Ass by Justice Bana reviews
Avery Sanders should have been pleased that she received a full ride to Verminton University, one of the most prestigious colleges around. All goes well until she meets Jack Shanahan. He's rich, arrogant, and his father is paying for Avery's education.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,808 - Reviews: 2479 - Favs: 2,685 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Complete
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 3,454 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
Addicted to You by anonymous reality reviews
Sienna is the new girl. The new girl hopelessly in love with the hottest boy imaginable. The problem: he's a scene kid and he and his friends are only interested in her because she's the starring player in their ultimate getback scheme.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 132,408 - Reviews: 2696 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Complete
To Become a Suitable Heroine by pixy-dizzy reviews
Win the Heroine Contest and you can win the Prince's hand in marriage. Unfortunately for all those wannabe-heroines, the prince has other plans. So does our particular heroine. NOW COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,469 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
Halves by arachibutyrophobia reviews
Story taken down due to plaigarism concerns. My apologies.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Complete
Made To Dance Together by Pretend Jane reviews
STORY REMOVED: She wants to be a dancer. Her parents want to control her. She finally takes control. Only to find her life out of her hands once again...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,703 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/31/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
My Embrace With Taboo by Slayin-Em reviews
COMPLETE Ok, ok... this story contains incest. Theres your warning, so don't read flame throwers - Jen doesn't know whats going on when she starts to see her brother, Matt, in a different light.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,379 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/12/2004 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Complete
The Courting of Aviahnna Rubenne by Blazing-moon reviews
*Okay, I lied...Epilogue up* The plots of Aviah and the many doomed suitors that attempt to court her. She outwits all but one of them, and he happens to be the worst of all. (She'll learn her lessons. ) R/R! *Not meant to be historically correct* :)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,887 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002
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Eve reviews
Yeah, Eve ate the apple. She made a mistake. And maybe it cost her everything she ever loved, including...well, you know. The guy. But this Eve isn't going to give up, and maybe, just maybe, she still has a chance of going down in history...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Complete
Vampire Weekend reviews
She was tired of all the neck-bitings, the random Edward impersonations in class, the kidnappings to a secluded forest to reenact a Twilight scene...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Complete
My Best Friend the Ninja reviews
So Sarah's got a lot on her mind. Her best friend, Alex, just saw her without a shirt on, her worst enemy won't stop chasing him, and she might've just let it slip that she's in love with him. And then, of course, there's the cross-dressing contest…
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
It's a Ritual Thing reviews
One-shot. Every day he asks her the same question, and every day it’s a different answer, but never the one he wants to hear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
To Be a Legend
For the ficathon. In Legend, everyone's good. But Sarah wants to be the best. Unfortunately, she has a long way to go, and her new partner doesn't look like he's going to be any help at all...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,191 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
Delinquent School reviews
Bella has always had...behavior problems, but she never expected to get expelled from her rich private school and be shipped off to a boarding school across the country. And not just any school. A delinquent school. Where Bella is falling in love. Fun.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2008
Love's Just a Game reviews
Tyler's a playboy who could get any girl he wants. But Brian says that there's one girl that even Tyler couldn't get. Andrea Summers. So they make a bet. Now he has to get Andrea to go to the dance with him or he has to dress in drag. Let the games begin!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2008