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Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable? -Pulp Fiction

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Like Eiderdown & Disendowers by Whirlymerle reviews
She was endearing the way hardworking students were. He was dedicated as only a teacher could be. And yet when she brightened, she made him feel as if he were the only person who could keep her aglow. Reviews returned.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,474 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Complete
The Kindness of Strangers by Awooooga reviews
When Violet Stevens takes a housekeeping job far away from everything she knows and loves, she tries desperately to convince herself it's not just running away. But with rude, arrogant recluse Alexander Reid as her boss things don't exactly run smooth.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,716 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010
What not to do when trying to attract a Boyfriend by ScribbleDog reviews
A comprehensive list of things to avoid when trying to pin down a guy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 11/23/2009
The Death Gypsy by Ileke reviews
In the time of Vikings, Lillius finds her life threatened in the cold Highlands. Tangled up with Ragnarok Selkirk, a spirited clan leader, she's offered salvation as raids constantly threaten life. Can she survive by his side? Only time will tell.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 58,819 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 6/25/2006
A Creepier Doll by Carrollesque reviews
A girl and her doll.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
Thor by invisible.writer reviews
Thor was the pretend boyfriend I made up so Samuel 'My Face is a Bacterial Wasteland' Matherson would leave me alone. So why is Thor standing in front me in the flesh?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
Mr Green, Report to the Office Please by The Egg reviews
Twelve year old Seb Milne experiences his first love with eighteen year old Chelsea, a slow Native American girl adept at sports and living with uncaring parents.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,744 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008
A Godless Time by Rose-Tinted Eyes reviews
Oneshot: With the plague causing people to drop like houseflies, it's easy for me to say I'm a doctor and have people believe me. I tell them they'll live, even though they'll likely die in a matter of days.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Involuntary by Gilee7 reviews
A story about greasy pizza, annoying cousins, involuntary manslaughter, and a high-speed car chase.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Science Fiction Double Feature by arachnodactyly reviews
About the first date with my ex
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2006
A Poolside Serenade by arachnodactyly reviews
I was told to describe my weekend. I made sure my teacher regretted assigning this topic. Teenage debauchery, anyone?
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/18/2006
Twisted by Aeryn's Last reviews
Jack and Jill went up the hill, to look beyond the town. Without hurt, Jack held up Jill’s skirt, and with Satan’s smile they fell down…WARNING: Very dark, containing incest, murder and the ultimate sick twisting of a nursery rhyme.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/8/2006
The Other Woman by dollface and her cancer reviews
When you're the woman he turns to..
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2005 - Published: 9/26/2005
Desperate by Binhead reviews
Malcom considers himself the complete package: witty, attractive and charismatic with a body to match. It seems this forty something self- proclaimed Adonis has a lot to learn.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/23/2004 - Published: 4/22/2004
Some People Have by Lastlegolife reviews
Alternate ending for my story Some People. IIIContains sensitive materialIII
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,833 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/29/2004 - Published: 11/12/2003
The Cloth Maker's Daughter by Loveday Goodchild reviews
A small crowd gathers in Venice to hear the tale of a young woman, and old man and a world of regrets...Please R & R!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2004
Grocery Store Etiquette by The Girl in the Red Jacket reviews
A Guide to Grocery Shopping by a deli girl who's had one bad day at work too many.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/11/2003
Material Things by Nyarth Kyukon
A Satanic stop-off on His Majesty's UK tour and one man's life is changed forever. If this story had a moral it would be, for the love of the God, don't ever, ever wish for anything. Rated for mild language.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,062 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2003
Fast Food by Hizzy reviews
Mitch hates his job at the fast food resaurant, but he can't get himself fired no matter how hard he tries. Not only that but his boss just fired everyone but him! Now he's being obsessed over by one girl, and tormented by his own sister. (one-act)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,979 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/16/2003 - Published: 1/6/2003
The Panteater by BrianU reviews
Andrew eats pants.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/15/2002