Elise Brooks
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Joined 03-15-08, id: 603628, Profile Updated: 09-03-13
Author has written 13 stories for Humor, Life, Haiku, Humor, Romance, Action, Fantasy, and Sci-Fi.

About me:
My name is Elise and I'm old enough to drink and have semi-informed opinions, and I'm a university student in Minnesota. I'm fluent in nerd, and sarcasm, I'm a Bodger with levels of Bard, and Rogue and am currently shopping around for a prestige class. I'm also a gamer, and my favorite games are Sims 3, Civilization V, and Animal Crossing. I primarily have poems posted as my stories either aren't long enough, or edited enough to be worth the effort of posting. I don't write nearly as much as I should in order to finish the projects I've started. Currently I'm actively working on three novels they are A Thousand Miles, Rachel's Story, and a third one not yet posted. To date I've begun writing almost 25 novellas and novels, which include Piyo Power, Fantasia of Masks, and Terry Suave Secret Agent. Don't expect any kind of regular update schedule. My creative process is fueled on reviews and messages though, the more I hear from my readers the more I tend to write. I swear to god I will update SOMETHING before the 7th of September though!!! (Probs A Thousand Miles, I've got 44 unedited pages written of that darn thing/)

All works, characters, plot, and ideas are (c) 2013 Elise Brooks all rights reserved. Any use without the express permission of the author is plagiarism and just not very nice.

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The Changelings of Syre by VeronicaRiley reviews
In the country of Syre, a race of beings exists that can shift from man to beast. These are the tales of such men and the women they choose as their mates. *Full short story synopses inside* WARNING: MATURE THEMES/EXPLICIT CONTENT - MA
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009
Love and Submission by SqueegeeBea reviews
Olivia is a bored small town High School senior, that is until a werewolf shows up and claims her as his mate. Now she has a month to decide between life as a werewolf or death in 30 days.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,342 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Complete
Flowers are Jerks by Bage reviews
A collection of short and random poems that may or may not contain life lessons. Decide for yourself! :D
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 34 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
GooseSwan by Scribe Mozell reviews
Dmitri, a faun, wants desperately to find the mate who will give him both love, and the energy that her carnal release provides. Callie is an unloved and abused girl, but Dmitri recognizes a certain something in her...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 110,320 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008
Goodnight Moon by Laila Amira reviews
A parody of Margaret Wise Brown's story. This is something that my friend and I came up with, following a stressful evening of watching her siblings and attempting to keep them out of their parents' hair.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
I'm Waiting by MrLoneWolf reviews
We've been seperated for awhile now, only emails, IMs, and calls back and forth, but that was never enough. Each message getting hotter than the last. When I cross that Fucking Ocean, I'm Waiting. *Classified as erotica, disclaimer inside* Please R&R.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3407 - Favs: 3,830 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Rainbows by StarryKnight46 reviews
A random paradox poem written by me and my buddy, The Ninja Squirrel, for a homework assignment. Yeah, it's a little bit weird. Enjoy!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2008
Koibito no Ryu by paws-bells reviews
COMPLETE Sarea had led a fairly normal life until that arrogant, pompous snake chose to drop in on her. Literally. Then she learns that she is his lifemate and that dragons actually exist. No, they really do. And he just happens to be their crown prince.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,724 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 2,699 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
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Rachel's Story
Rachel's life is turned on it's head when she's pulled through a hole in the very fabric of space by a monster mad of mud. Title is a WIP. Rated for language and, violence.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,202 - Published: 6/18/2013
A Thousand Miles
Aelyph is and orphan who has been taken in by the prestigious Academy for Boys of Magical Heritage. Her biggest problem is that she's a girl! Does Aelyph have what it takes to survive in a world of Dragons, centuries-old secrets, and ghosts of ages past? Rated for violence and implied sexual assault.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2013
Piyo Power
"PIYO POWER 1, 2, 3! CHICKENS FIGHT FOR YOU AND ME!" Super powers, alien chickens and senior prom, what are 5 high school girls to do?
Fiction: Action - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Published: 3/24/2012
Fantasia of Masks
Sarah and her roommate went into that pawn shop looking for masks, instead they found something entirely different.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Published: 3/24/2012
Terry Suave, Secret Agent
Terry suave is the best secret agent in the world, what happens when his arch nemesis discovers his weakness? short story I wrote years ago, thus the bad writing.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Complete
Precarious reviews
what is it holding you back from madness?
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Complete
Enough reviews
a poem about something i think we've all gone through at some point
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Complete
My Heart reviews
It's a haiku...please read it?
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Complete
Us reviews
Poem about me and my now Ex BF. wrote it cause I felt like it. read it or don't, up to you.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Complete
Limmericks reviews
a couple of limericks I made up. Rated for alcohol, and fictional animal abuse.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Complete
Little Children reviews
A poem of real things that have happened to me while babysitting, or working in a daycare center.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Complete
An Ode to a Juice Box reviews
Who doesn't love juice boxes?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
An Ode to this Poem reviews
a humorous ode parodying odes.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Complete
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