The Anarchy Pancake
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Joined 03-16-08, id: 603802, Profile Updated: 06-06-10
Author has written 3 stories for Love, and Young Adult.

used to be one of the rotten ones and I liked you for that. used to be one of the rotten ones and I liked you for that. now your all gone got your makeup on and your not coming back. bleaching your teeth, smiling flash, talking trash under your breath. bleaching your teeth smiling flash talking trash under your breath. bleaching your teeth smiling flash talking trash under my window.

Completed: Nothing. Chain Mail might be put up in the near-distant future, once it had been completely and thoroughly drained of all crap.

Nonsense Poetry: Tape

Currently Being Written: Working on Chain Mail, or trying to. Assorted others.

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The WTF Journal of Thalia Evans by Schyzotypal X reviews
When life gives you crap, go a little too crazy, make a complete fool of yourself, then write it all down and slap it up on fictionpress…-a parody of life itself-
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 215 - Words: 55,858 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/13/2008
Tell Me You Dig It Too by Dick Hill reviews
Whining and some sort of a manifesto.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Complete
Game Over by iBrandi reviews
Bianca Smith, reigning Xbox champion of Extermination Overdrive, has a problem: she's going to be a virgin forever unless she takes drastic action and sleeps with a guy at the prom.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,292 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009
Sunny Mr Finnigan by iBrandi reviews
Out of all people, Finn Blake the Ultimate Jock was probably the last person you'd pick to turn gay. Yet there he was, hiding behind a truck, making creepy stalker eyes at the littlest punk ever. Ah, romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,569 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Complete
Duties of the Double Dog by Loly Darko reviews
A complete stranger has taken over my life and I think I've taken over theirs. All I know about this person is the fact that they've got serious guts - and that's all they know about me. Excuse me while I go to find a drag queen, now....
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,617 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009
Hating Dad by betta-than-u reviews
He hurt me over and over again. Scorned me, beat me, hurt me. It was too much and with a simple pair of scissors i caused my own destruction.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
Cheaters Never Prosper by VampirexBite reviews
You didn't know how being a cheater could ruin your life... Oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
Just Like A Fruitcake by Loly Darko reviews
I said hi. He said he'd eat my eyeballs. I said to put his goggles on. He said he raped my cat. I said he's a cannibal Saiyan. He said he's a colorblind vampire. The psychic said we'd be gushing over each other by next year. Someone's lying.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,995 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Chinatown by Schyzotypal X reviews
I wonder what she's so worried about, I'm not going anywhere, not yet...
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
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Chain Mail reviews
"The clean glass mirror revealed Carmen Winstead's dead green eyes, staring right at me. Well, this was one way to make a new friend." Rated T for swearing, among other things. Major re-write.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2012
Smoke reviews
Sometimes all it takes is a dirty cigarette and a not-so-close friend to keep you sane. Short.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Complete
Tape reviews
I want to be everything.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Complete