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Joined 03-20-08, id: 604281, Profile Updated: 08-14-10
Author has written 9 stories for General, Action, Romance, Fantasy, Life, Horror, and Love.

Hello there!

This writer is a girl, who is 5' 8"

Up until recently she used to be that girl.

~ She is English, has lived in England all her life, although she is half american on her mother's side (therefore she will write 'mom' and not 'mum')

~ Her name is Chloe, but she finds it very boring and wants to change it someday.

~ She likes to play the piano, and used to play cello but stopped because "there is no way to be cool when your instrument is larger than you" :)

~ She has too many siblings (six)

~ She's considered quite bright, but has been called blond by several people - including strangers she's never met before, even though she is quite clearly a brunette

~She likes to talk in French to anyone who is nearby - it annoys her dear brother so.

~She also likes to write - she'd clearly not be on this site if she didn't.


Stories & Poems:

A Life Half Lived: What if someone that had been blind all their life suddenly started to see?

Siren: This was an English assignment. Our teacher is somewhat obsessed with Thomas Hardy. We had to chose a verse from the poem 'Beeny's Cliff' (I think that's what it's called) and use every word in it, in consecutive order, without using more than two of them next to each other. I didn't quite manage it, but it was alright I guess.

That which can never be: Don't even ask. The picture I drew before writing it creeped out my art teacher.

Hush: Holly has been silent for twelve years. She calls herself as watcher, and knows a lot. Too much. Review, aye? :D

The Importance of Being Jenna: Whilst rushing through the busy streets of LA one evening, Emily gets asked to model for a night. She does. Everything goes wrong after that. Involves the mafia. Chapter two up, but nothing more's going to come up for a while unless some people review it. :D

Being Kate Marshall: This is my cliché story, which I am not liking very much at the moment. I may end up having to 'rip it up and start again', as it were. Chapters four and five = writing disasters, so if you read it, tell me how to fix them, 'kay? I made some changes to chapter one, so go review that too!

Do please review anything you read on here - I do quite like it, believe it or not, when you do, even if you hated it - I need to know why!


I'll leave you with some of my favourite quotes:

"The power of imagination makes us infinite"

"Politics: 'Poli' meaning many, 'tics' as in bloodsucking creatures"

"'What'd you do to your nose?' 'I used it to break some guy's fist'"

"You're only young once, but you can be immature forever"

"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia"

"To the world you might just be one person, but to one person you might be the world"


I take reviewing very seriously :) - I love getting reviews, and despise the fact that there are so many writers on here, and so few review. I also quite like reviewing things - if you ever want me to review something for you, just tell me, and I shall be happy to oblige. My reviews will always have something positive in them, but they will be as constructive as possible! :D

#self important smile# I'm now a beta-reader! :D


Thank you for reading. :D

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The Mating by charliej reviews
Elise had no idea when she came home that day that she'd end up mated to a complete stranger. A new Alpha and the need for an alliance between packs have made her pawn FPSSA WINNER - BEST SUPERNATURAL ROMANCE round 4 WARNING: sexually explicit scenes
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,741 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Complete
Once Upon a One Night Stand by simonexsays reviews
REMOVED. One night stands are usually never good. But a one night stand with your sworn enemy? That's even worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 3584 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 3/17/2017 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Shattered Dreams by CassandraStacy reviews
I was eight when I quit believing in fairy tales. Being raped will do that. After years of abuse for sexual profit, I never dreamed of meeting my prince at a magical ball. But when midnight strikes can Charm break the curse…or must I learn to save myself?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 1/30/2016 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn't know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won't let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,357 - Reviews: 3500 - Favs: 2,909 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Innocence Lost by Hot4Gerry reviews
Young woman of the streets Cassie witnesses a ugh cop Nick still has his Scottish broque but Cassie isn't falling for it, es the crime boss want her dead or would he rather have her in his bed?Cassie and Nick will butt heads but who knows?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,833 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 6/19/2010
Tangled by Em Wolf reviews
Attracting, repelling, and colliding; their chemistry, to say the least, was explosive. Strangely enough, it wasn't with Tess's would-be boyfriend, but his asshole of a best friend, who is intent on keeping them apart. REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 32,923 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 9/16/2005
Ugly Duckling Turned Swan by farryn reviews
She was a chubby, awkward outcast bullied by the mean students of Ashwood Academy. Their King -although handsome and rich- was the cruelest, and drove her away. Now Savannah is back, more beautiful than ever, and ready to exact revenge. *DISCONTINUED*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,730 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 10/23/2007
The Blessed by Champagne2 reviews
Celia didn't expect to meet and save a vampire while walking home. She also didn't expect to be captured by a group of vampires and be turned into a slave.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,588 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 6/21/2006
Everything To Lose by fazzingaway reviews
He was a stranger, she was drunk and hurting. It was supposed to be a meaningless one night stand but when he suddenly shows up everywhere it turns into a seductive high stakes game...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,274 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 9/12/2006
It Can Always Get Worse by Ollie May reviews
Spies, roommates, scars, MCATS, kisses, mafiosos. Trust me, it can ALWAYS get worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,017 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2006
Abandonado by Sakiinyourdreams reviews
After escaping the clutches of the son of a powerful South American drug lord who held her captive for 3 months, Ariana Wilson formerly Alex must abandon her old life to stay one step ahead of her kidnapper's vengeful brother. Easier said than done.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010
Expect the Unexpected by sarabeth120 reviews
You can’t run away from love forever... nor can you hide from your past.. sixteen year old Elizabeth Fitzgerald is about to find that out... the hard way. Vampire romance!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 110,747 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/31/2006
In the Eye of the Tiger by Ameliebabie reviews
Leah Townsend is on the run.And in serious danger.Desperate,she finds herself in the hands of a spy who is as dangerous as they come.Has she jumped from the frying pan into the fire?R&R!Thanx PLS READ MY UPDATE ON CHAP 30 IF YOU ARE NEW TO THIS STORY.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,895 - Reviews: 2068 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 3/5/2003
Meaningless Kiss by simonexsays reviews
REMOVED. "Get married. Have a kid or two. Then you can have the company." Weston never thought this would happen, but he's going to do whatever is necessary to take what's his... even if it does mean marrying a random stranger.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 1/12/2008
Why Stella? by 2005nostalgia reviews
Stella Milligan had a random one-night-stand with the broody “I-hate-this-world” Ashton Sinclair, only to end up at his school, a month later, where his perverted best-friend has vowed not to leave her alone until he finds a way into her pants. How fun.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,865 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009
When I Broke My Six Inch Heel by 2005nostalgia reviews
My car stops, my heel breaks, I knock on a stranger’s door and Mr. six-packed abs opens it. And then, you-know. Wink, Wink. I wish the story had ended at that epic cliché moment. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
A Pocketful of Poppies by templeton21 reviews
She had the saddest smile he had ever seen and for some reason, he was determined to get her to produce a real one. It didn’t matter that they were two completely different people. She intrigued him and he wasn’t one to back down from something he wanted.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
Return to Sender by andee lee reviews
SKoW Nominee! Lindy thinks she's doing him a favor, mailing the love letter he left behind on the bus. Little does she know that it may be the other way around.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Complete
I Did It For You by lael1bologna reviews
I donated my blood to your boyfriend so that you could be happy. I have to live in a mess with my dad who is drunk. I really like you, but you like him. I'm dying because of it. AND I DID IT FOR YOU. *inspired by the song Permanent by David Cook*
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
The Sweetheart by JellyBeaner reviews
Lucy Baker doesn't want to be popular. She doesn't want to be gossiped about, she doesn't want cronies, and she doesn't want an endless line of males chasing after her. All she wants is acceptance into Juilliard. Funny how when you don't want something...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,583 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008
Obsesionado by Sakiinyourdreams reviews
Shy and beautiful, 16 yr old Alex has no idea the power and influence she has until an older man develops an obsession over her and kidnaps her when she refuses him
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 71,053 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Complete
Chasing Silence by write-the-world reviews
When the sound of music drives you insane; when your very mirror image gives you nightmares, that's when you need to find it. Silence. Peace. This a story of a murderess, a family, a fire or a few , a girl who can't remember, and a boy who never forgot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,032 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008
Glamour by HeatherLee reviews
Ten years ago vampires came out and proved their existence. Two weeks ago, they launched a worldwide campaign to erase everyone's memory of their existence. I still know the truth and I'm all alone.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,514 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2008
Reality by loves him reviews
He walked in a set path until he was hit by a figurative train, her. She collided with his steps, dancing around in circles, criss-crossing this way and that, cajoling him to breathe in life, until finally, she meandered to a place called his heart.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,446 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008
Stalker by The Lovely Desdemona reviews
Emily is just a regular girl with regular problems. When she is kidnapped by a man who has been watching her for years, she realizes that she has the strength to survive. The only question is, will she use her newfound strength to stay alive?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,531 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 220 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
hallelujah by Ashlee Pond reviews
we danced on the rooftops and screamed at the top of our lungs hallelujah trying to make god hear us - Reviews Returned
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
Getting Readers to Read Your Story for Dummies by Eet reviews
Is it this guide that is for dummies? Or is your story meant for dummies? A guide for all FictionPress writers to ascribe to if they truly wish to succeed. And, oh yeah, it's sarcastic and fun, too.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008
Sit On by artdude reviews
i was bored so i came up with this.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Seducing Current Boyfriend's Enemy by insane in the brain reviews
Caught cheating on her boyfriend with his worst enemy, Nicky Ames spins a few little white lies to get out of trouble until playing pretend takes on a whole new meaning and seducing the enemy isn't as black and white as she first thought. DISCONTINUED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,972 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
The Art of Breaking Up by effection reviews
How to break up with a female. From a boy's perspective. [oneshot]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
Why I Don't Read Your Stories by Stephentchel reviews
Fairly self explanatory. There is a lot out there that irritates me, and after years of silent suffering I've decided to vent my frustration. Although this is mostly self therapy, I'm sure there are others out there who feel as I do, so I opted to share.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
A Silent Cry by Annabrea-Shaw reviews
She didn't say no. But did that make it right? How far will you go before you see the pain you've caused. Before you hear her say no? Rated for rape.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 6872 - Favs: 3,530 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
America's Sweetheart by Merry Fairie reviews
Eve Hartford's mom has just ruined her life. One article in the world's most popular teen magazine turn her life upside down. She's gone from total freak to having the school's playboy, badboy, and America's hottie all competing for... her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,617 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 11/4/2004
Do This Again by invisiblepunk1 reviews
A girl, Avril, wakes up to find herself in a dangerouss situation, handcuffed to the floor of a room where the man who kidnapped her put her.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/24/2003
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Hush REWRITE reviews
And she's back! Meet Holly, the girl that hasn't spoken in years. This is her story, the story of how she broke her silence, why, and what happened as a consequence.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010
Hush reviews
The REWRITE is up! Go to my profile and it's called Hush REWRITE - now wasn't that imaginative of me?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,311 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 4/16/2008
I Hate That You Love Me reviews
I made a stupid decision about love based on what others would think rather than what I wanted: here's how I ended up.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2009
The Road
Two murderers have just been hung in Kansas State Penitentiary. Here is where they are, and Here is where they must choose. They are being watched, but they know it not. 800 words. No more, no less. Enjoy. rating for language?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Being Kate Marshall reviews
New Country. New School. New Friends. New enemies. And one hell of a tutoring problem.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,957 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008
A Life Half Lived reviews
They were blind, but now they can see.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
Siren reviews
A love that destroyed them both. English assignment.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
The Importance of Being Jenna reviews
She thought she was just going to be a stand-in model for the night. They mistook her for another, and now she is stuck in the middle of a very large problem.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008
That which can never be reviews
Based on a creepy art picture I drew. Lost love I think .
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete