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Saving from Monkeys by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
I had known Elliot Sinclair since I was 10 and never felt any compulsion to get naked with him. What could possibly have happened last night to change that? I prodded my sozzled mind for an answer, but none was forthcoming. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Morrissey Made Me Love Him by throwingstars reviews
He was quiet, brooding and closed off. He sat next to me every class, even following me when I changed seats. He never talked, never looked my way and if it weren’t for that damn Morrissey shirt, I’d have kicked his stalking ass. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,857 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2185 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
Stranger by Mardy Bum reviews
He was dark, handsome and killed anyone who looked at her. Amelia Spitz's heart never stood a chance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,888 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Avoiding Responsibility by craziebabe45 reviews
PREVIEW ONLY Sequel: Lexi has moved on to better things, namely Ramsey, But things are amiss and she learns things about him that would make any girl turn away. Now he's trying to make amends and does what she least expects: invites her to Jack's wedding.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,777 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 8/10/2010
So I was Hit by a Car the Other Day by Lainiee reviews
Lucky had resigned himself to the life of an observer. The little brother. The best friend. The sidekick. But then life decided to kick him in the balls, and dumped his twitching body into his own crappy soap opera. And a sucky one at that.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 61 - Words: 318,866 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
Avoiding Commitment by craziebabe45 reviews
PREVIEW ONLY Jack and Lexi never had a typical relationship. After 2 years without speaking, he asks her to convince the new girl that he's ready to commmit. Throw in her hot brother & a past with secrets to unravel & you get a recipe for disaster SKOW WINNER
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,824 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 12/24/2009
The New Year by bacchanalianromance reviews
My boss is looking for his Cinderella, and he hires me to do it. And here's the clincher: I AM CINDERELLA. What the hell do I do now?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,172 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/12/2008
Baby, I'm Not Finished by xoxluurve reviews
Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,903 - Reviews: 2827 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
In The Cookie Jar by productofdreams reviews
-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Kissing You And The Rest by AceChant reviews
And why do we need to go to the mall today?" "To fulfill my New Year's Resolution." "Which is?" "To kiss every guy I see in the next fourteen hours." Oh, isn't life hilarious?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Complete
Maid for Me by Bomee reviews
Feisty Mina lands a job as a maid for a spoiled brat, Jaiden. Now he wants her to be his pretend fiancee! Their pretend romance may go too far as he starts to fall for her, yet Mina only loves her boy next door Kiterin. And now everyone plots against her!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,656 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 5/9/2007
Sunshine by AceChant reviews
There was no way of describing her; but as she looked up and a face reflected on the mirror, she knew it was because she only existed as somebody else. I am not real.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
Flirting or Sexual Harassment? by rose ash reviews
One-shot I guess it depends on who you ask. Trent would say it’s flirting. Andrea would say it’s sexual harassment. Read and decide for yourself. Rated T for language, mostly. Now on 150 fave lists, yay!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,647 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
The Importance of Getting Revenge by mandybeth reviews
Her boyfriend dumped her for a first class skank and she wants revenge. He's her ex's archenemy who wants a little revenge of his own. Pretending to date each other could be the perfect solution to both of their problems, right? Then again, maybe not.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 2833 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 12/29/2007
I’m in Love with a KissWhore by Emedea reviews
“Well at least I don’t hook up with every blonde bimbo who crosses my path,” I say venomously, which was so, so stupid. Allison James isn’t even blonde – I’m a blonde. I just called myself a bimbo! Aw, jeez. I really need to work on my comebacks.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,984 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Battle Scars by White Rose Blossom reviews
“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
For the Love of Science by Miss Moo reviews
Lucy knew how people worked. She knew brains and habits and why people felt what. She just hadn't planned on it happening to her, not with him at least. Another make-you-smile OneShot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Young Love by x.betweenthelines reviews
SKoW Challenge Response. They met at the park fourteen years ago. She was the girl struggling to get onto the swing and he was the one who came to her rescue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
Meaningless Kiss by simonexsays reviews
REMOVED. “Get married. Have a kid or two. Then you can have the company.” Weston never thought this would happen, but he’s going to do whatever is necessary to take what’s his... even if it does mean knocking up a random stranger and marrying her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 1/12/2008
Vandrophobia by SammyLi reviews
COMPLETE. I have an odd fear. I fear beautiful men. Luckily there aren't many in the world, but when my class receives a transfer student who is a completely beautiful boy and is assigned to sit next to me...I just might crack.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,628 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Just a Tad by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “Aw, c’mon, Kee, you angry?” He smiled cheekily. “I’ll make it up to you, I promise. Three Kit Kat bars?” Damn. He took out the big guns. “Fine.” I snatched the bars before he could make me beg. “But only because I’m low on supplies.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Move Me by found.eventually reviews
“Look outside your window; you’d find me there. I could be stuffing my mouth with chocolate. I could be dreaming of us living blissfully; in love. I could be getting drenched by Mother Nature’s piss. I could be waiting. I am waiting. For you. I love you."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,170 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Complete
You Stole My Heart by Pinkamoo reviews
“What the hell did I steal of yours now?” I demand, annoyed to no end, but my breath catches when he fully sprawls himself over me, pinning me down and taking my head in his hands. “My heart,” he whispers and then his lips are on mine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,592 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
Sentiment Lost by Tijan reviews
Some survive. Some protect. And some have hope. Second in New Crowd Series.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 67 - Words: 252,558 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
Yours and Mine by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. SKoW challenge response. “You're mine. And I'm yours. It's a whole big possession thing. Point is: I love you.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Blushing Bosom Buddy by ALY55A reviews
I fell in love... with embarassing Mattie Jacobs. Too bad he caught on and learned a few tricks of his own.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
I Only Date Nerds by unlikely.story reviews
I have rules when it comes to who I'll date, and he wants me to break every single one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,651 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007
Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 178,916 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Lego Me, Rally by found.eventually reviews
“You have…” I stared at what I was wearing once more, feeling oddly calm. I shook my body a little, and there it was. That stupid, annoying jing-a-ling. I looked up at Raleigh incredulously. “You have little bells on your g-string?” SKoW challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,296 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
So much for initiative by tonight we storm reviews
“A girl likes a guy with initiative,” she says, over and over.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete
The Whole Damn Thing by CHIIJOY reviews
It's a victory dance for Boy since he has both the pants and his Girl. But there is always more to the happily ever after than 'THE END.' Hopefully this dance lasts long. 2nd Book in the AIMP series
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,821 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007
Hey there, sleeping beauty! by jellybeancurd reviews
Oneshot:I cleaned his house for him on top of working shifts at the cafe. Of course I can't help it if I fall asleep while trimming bushes or arranging books. Maybe it all started when I swept into the bathroom mopping the floor while he was...you know!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Third Time's the Charm by Emotionless Crystal reviews
What to do, what to do? The girl you love thinks you love everyone else, so what do you do? Oh, I don't know, tell her? OneShot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete
Letters from a toothpick fiend by Plinky reviews
Sophia, 17, mad as a demented bucket, writes a bunch of thoughts and sends them to a random address, because ... well, just because. What happens, though, when someone writes back? And who's the hot new guy at school?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,688 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005
The Lucky Penny by arachibutyrophobia reviews
[oneshot] You can go back in time to change one embarrassing moment. Would you? Could you? Or, most important… should you?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete