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Hiring a Hooligan
by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2320 - Favs: 3,339 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
It Was Only a Kiss
by jammi reviews
What not to do when trying to show you can be independent: 1. Go to a party with the girl who wants to stomp your best friend. 2. Accept Jello from said girl 3. Kiss the cutie with the anger issues and no concept of personal space. It will not end well.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 3/24/2008
The Bubblegum Fairy and The Bad Boy
by G0bSmackt reviews
Even if it was cliché, the too good girl finally tamed the too bad boy. It had taken a bubblegum chewing fairy to find his heart and all he wanted to do now was be worthy. And all she wanted to do was be his. SKoW Member Challenge - Bubblegum
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,143 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Like a Rhino, Engaged for the Very First Time
by Emedea reviews
You know when you see a rhinoceros, or whatever running around in the wild, you find it sort of breathtaking because the animal is beautiful and powerful." My eyebrows go way up at that. He just compared me to a rhino. While proposing. Oh. My. God.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Rocked Like Me
by Enigmatic Night reviews
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,623 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him
by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 2,267 - Follows: 194 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Ode to Paperclip Man
by DiaRose reviews
I was bored and he was bugging me, so I wrote this poem for pure silliness! You'll appreciate this if you write with Mircrosoft Word.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete