LazeyWinde
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Joined 04-19-01, id: 60548
Author has written 2 stories for Action, and Fantasy.
I like (Clean) furry/anthropomorphic stories and RPGs.
I have 2 cats and have to care for the other 4 cats that live in my house They are half-abys, Rivkah and Ben.
I now have a working scanner so maybe you will be able to see illustrations to go along with my stories.
If you want to message me on AIM I'm LazeyWinde, YM irish_tempered_emerald and on MSN lazey_winde@yahoo.com if you wanna email me I'm irish_tempered_emerald@yahoo.com. No flames thanks. And I don't appreciate people hitting on me. I aint as pretty as my SN might sound (Though I always thought I had a plain looking SN) and I DON'T wanna cyber. *Shudders*
I'm in my early twenties (I'd give my exact age but I'm too lazey to update that often :-P) but I'm really an old crankpot. I fuss a lot, and have a lot of pet peeves. Like having to sift through piles of fanfics on FP.net because fanfics DON't belong on FP.net, they belong on fanfiction.net- fictionpress.net is for original stories/poems (Check the upload guidelines if you don't believe me, I'm not just having a 'senior moment' here!) I hate most music that's popular (If you can call that grunting kids these days listen to as music, ugh) I'm tired of hearing about the million+ reality series on TV everytime I turn it on (Which becomes more rare), I'm the grumpy old type who likes old sitcoms like I Love Lucy and mourn the loss of Full House. I hate spam and popup ads and commercialism, naturally I like the adblocker on this site. And I eat old people cereal that has large print on the box.
I don't watch much TV as I mentioned above, but when I do watch it I watch The Simpsons almost everyday since it's one of the few sitcoms that are still out there that amuse me. Sometimes I watch the news but that depresses me almost as much as reality TV. So for news I mostly rely on newspapers- I flip straight to the comics page, (Cartoonists are the biggest geniuses in papers) Foxtrot is my favorite since Calvin and Hobbes and The Far Side ended.
I read a lot, read no less than 50 books just in the year 2003, and that's not counting the books I didn't finish, online stories, newspapers and magazines I also read.
Yes, I have no social life.
I recently discovered Terry Brooks, his books seem pretty good so far, I read the 4 Shannara books, not sure of what the series is caled. I love CS Lewis's Chronicles of Narnia, "The Horse and his Boy" is my favorite one in the series, maybe because it takes place completely in the fantasy world and has more main animal characters. Surprisingly I have not read all The Lord of the Rings books, I can't get into them, read The Hobbit and staggered through Fellowship, but that Tolkien is just too wordy for me (Please don't hate me) I'll read them someday. I like "Ella Enchanted", and that author (Think her name is Gail Carson Levine) has written other hilarious stories that I highly recomend. Like everyone else and their dog I read and like Harry Potter, I won't bother recomending the books because if you like reading enough to read this far into my bio you've read or at least been recomended Harry Potter by now.
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Perchance To Dream by Belle the Shadow-Cat reviews
An old Enemy has arisen, threatening everything that the dragon and felida hold dear. Cytosine the felida's dreams are coming true. And creatures never seen or heard of before are appearing. What's this? A new chapter? X.X
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,581 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 10/14/2003
Legend of the Swordswomen by CAHLAY reviews
2 women meet and get tangled in the slave market, only to escape to freedom and protect the wronged. PG-13 rating may change later due to prostitution, swearing and suicidal thoughts.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,942 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/18/2004 - Published: 2/15/2004
Cracks in the Sidewalk by Psychozzy reviews
Do you worry about the cracks in the sidewalk? Do you have hold the Mountain Dew can with both hands? Do you obsess over just about every little thing that comes into your life? Then don't pretend to understand me. Because I do, and it bites. I have OCD.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2004
The Unicorn Prince by Moonriver25 reviews
The day Alex's life changed was when he met the elf Farlyn in an apple tree. From him he learns that he is not human, but a unicorn prince who must return to a land he never knew and save it and all who live there from the dracolitch Malfrik. How can a
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/12/2004
A Simple Twist Of Fate by Belle the Shadow-Cat reviews
Cytosine's a felida who hates dragons, because they murdered her family. But what happens when she meets a hurt dragon, and agrees to lead him to his home. Will a friendship form? Or will she hate dragons forever? you r/r mine I r/r yours Epilogue up!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,932 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 36 - Updated: 10/7/2003 - Published: 3/8/2003
Myriad by Lady Kickass reviews
Typical pitiful slave rendition. Female slave in a large estate meets unknown nobleman and finds trouble along the way. Only the keenest observer sees that she is no average servant.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2003 - Published: 10/17/2002
The Unwavering Desire by DigiDayDreamer reviews
Hyo, Granar and Kazo are demi-human boxers with nothing else in common, until fate in a form of orphaned Hana weaves their lives in trials of bitter reality(Chap 8 up, Story Complete & Surprise)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,802 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 3/10/2003
A Jaguaress called Bengt by LazeyWinde reviews
It's a furry novel about a young female jaguar who gets pulled into a journey with several other adventurers. (This was originally began for NaNoWriMo)
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,296 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/27/2003 - Published: 12/20/2002
Ode to the forgotten sandwich by Chocolate Chicken reviews
Fweeee. Sugar + Maths Lesson + Trent sitting next to me = Freaky, short, confusing, funny poem that doesn't make sense. ^^; R and R.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/26/2003
Hailing the Chief by lUcKyChArMs R yUmMy reviews
To anyone opposed to America's greatest President. Flame me, who cares?
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2003
Detective Cat by Kittypussy reviews
Will the mystery-solving cat finally find her beloved cat dish? Read and find out! And please review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2003 - Published: 2/18/2003
Sending Cathriel Home by Seraphim's Dream reviews
A story which will have a few chapters but each is very short...but well its about Kellie and the unicorn she found in her stable. She's got to send it home as a test.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2002
Ode to the Furry one by Kali Ilak Puppy reviews
Yeah its just a poem I wrote for my cat, Millie ^^
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2002
The Girl with Purple Hair by Katameran reviews
Spend an agonizing afternoon in the depths of insanity...I live on a sheep farm. Here is a story. Rating for minor language.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2002
The Miner's Renaissance by vilya reviews
A short story abut a slave named Jen, and how one piece of glass changed her life.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/11/2002
The Crazy Things People Do In Their Cars? by Miguel1059 reviews
Don't people realize there are windows????
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/28/2002
Bounty Hunters by Hitomi Zero reviews
Iris, an anthromorphic gray fox, is a wanted bounty hunter, living in the future. See what happens when life doesn't go her way, and someone tries to interfere with it. PG-13 for violence.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2002
Another Day by Hitomi Zero reviews
Not as boring as it sounds. :) Please read and review. It's relatively short, too.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2002
The Crying Mask by The Golden Gael reviews
A story about a slave girl who gets put into a mask by her cruel master (This is not sexually oriented, though it may sound like it) if the reviews are good, the story will expand
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2001
When Fur and Drugs Collide by Chibi Washu reviews
A story involving a few anthros (animals that look and behave like humans) of mine, one belonging to a pal. Mwogo's new gothy friend turns out to be a drug addict, can Bianca, Ruby, Mwogo and the others help her quit?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2001 - Published: 9/7/2001
Nightmare So Real by Diamond Unicorn reviews
This story may be short. But in my opinion. It is scary as heck (Can't cuss, want to keep the G rating). Although it may be because this happened to me. And this is just a dream I had. Not real (Thank Goodness). So please r/r. Thank you.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2001
The High Pass Unicorn by Miss Buggie reviews
This is truely a sweet story about how Lary the Unicorn got known as the High Pass Unicorn. It is really funny, too. Please read it; I think you'll like it.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2001
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The Buckley Village Chronicles reviews
Several tales from a Medeival Village
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,218 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2/27/2004 - Published: 2/15/2004
A Jaguaress called Bengt reviews
It's a furry novel about a young female jaguar who gets pulled into a journey with several other adventurers. (This was originally began for NaNoWriMo)
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,296 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/27/2003 - Published: 12/20/2002