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Joined 03-28-08, id: 605504, Profile Updated: 12-05-10
Author has written 7 stories for Romance, Song, General, and General.

hello. welcome to this wonderful and virtual world of the MONKEYBAR ohMANIAC.

u p d a t e : 11.29.10

Me again... Wow, this is surprising, updating once again.

New poem-ish thing, She Sings to Me. Check it out, check it out.

Yes, I know, it might be uncalled for. And it might be very very rough. But I just thought it up and liked how "deep" it sounded... somewhat. If you have read it, big thanks for looking at such a little project! Appreciation: granted. :)

Also, note my new avatar thing! I drew a picture of Josephina and Demetrius (they're gorgeous, I know - both models!) from my new story in the making, Haywired, to commemorate their creation. Hoorah, I'm actually very proud of it. If you want to see all of it, just PM or something... :)

That's pretty much it... I have got to get a life. Love, love, laughter (I hear a lot of it's going around today).

O-ho, and I just realized how both of my poems' titles end in 'me'. Sweet.

u p d a t e : 11.27.10

Yo. A few things to note today:

1. I'VE GIVEN UP! I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen (if they exist here...?), but my huge case of writer's block has caught up with me, and so, with a feeble adieu, I cast away the sequel of Hook, Line, and Sinker. It was just too tough... so difficult. Surely it will pop up in the future sometime, but, for now, I will cease my battle against procrastination on this project and hereby stopped the workings of it.

Now, that does not mean I'm quitting on writing in general. No siree, I'm perfectly capable of creating new stories, just not this little sequel/standalone. So don't give up on me yet! :)

2. I've updated this whole profile thing-ah-mah-jiggy. Check it out, check it out. :) I've actually written something in the 'upcoming?' portion. Maybe they'll be done, maybe others will be, we'll see yet again. I have forty-five freaking ideas all locked up on Word, let me tell you. It's monstrous. But I'm working on it. "

3. Uh... oh right. Blog thing. I added, kind of. I guess you can look at that, too, if you'd like. Thanks! :D

u p d a t e : 9.23.10

Hello. New little oneshot... "Cigar-ette Smoke". Check it out.

I'm actually fairly fond of this one, although it's totally out my usual range (which is already extremely wide, in many ways.) I wrote it all in one sitting, yay! But, still, consider the fact that it's pretty short... yeah. Truthfully, I had gotten this idea from a poem somewhere, somehow, you spunkies don't need the details. But I was really into it, and I'm glad that I was able to create this. And, yes, it is fun to read out loud in a Southern accent. I've done it. Several times... hah.

u p d a t e : 7.14.10

Thanks, Nancy, IceIceBaby :), Funky Munky, DrakeLee, and paraNormal for the anonymous reviews for Hook, Line, and Sinker. I really appreciate it! :D

Thank you, Elle and kikichaka (for this and HLS) for the anonymous reviews for the Diary. :) I'm so happy!

s t o r i e s ?

Cigar-ette Smoke

My Safe Haven

Hook, Line, and Sinker (oneshot)

The Diary (oneshot)

The Feeling (oneshot)

p o e m s ?

She Sings to Me

You and Me

u p c o m i n g ?


I got shot by a model’s hair pin during an autumn collection in Manhattan. So now I’m stuck in this city, in this business, with the next “It Girl,” Josephina Madison. Why, thanks for nothing, Conair.

House (oneshot)

“Why not?” he scoffed. “Well, she’s seven and you’re seventeen. Obviously you can’t ride on me.” So maybe this game isn’t as fun as it should be with my five friends. Well, four and one friendly enemy.

a b o u t m e ?

Well, I absolutely adore reviews. And I'm totally the one who replies back, so don't worry.

my updates might take a while; school work is horrendous.

psst. did you know? i'm a be-tah reader.

Oh! Reach me by emailing at monkeeitout (at) live (dot) com or go to my homepageee at blogger: scroll up!

the new thing - formspring?? (psst) me at www. /JoseeLaure. get rid of them spaces.

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Six Weeks With Satan by woodstock1969 reviews
It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,794 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
From Your Former Self by symphonik reviews
I didn't know this would happen to me. That I was going to lose my memory and regain it in the next year. And I certainly didn't know that this stupid disease was going to be one of the best things that has happened to me. Ever. With the exception of him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2010
Sleeping with the Enemy by Penelope P reviews
We were supposed to get married. That was the deal. Things change though. People change. I found myself falling in love, but not with the right person, or maybe he never was the right person to begin with. SERIOUS EDIT IN PROGRESS!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,264 - Reviews: 2558 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3509 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
The Knight by PandaPanda reviews
Tragic story of the knight who fell in love with the unattainable princess. //One-Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Trouble Starts With a Q by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Redux. All Devon wanted was to be left alone. She tried reasoning. She tried pleading. Eventually she even turned to blackmail. The problem was Quentin Maxwell had just never learned the meaning of the word 'no.' //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 3528 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
I Love You Like by CK Shorty reviews
.."Jillian, I love you. I love you like a dog loves licking his own crotch.” ONE SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete
May I Please Have My Heart Back? by awaiting.rain reviews
first story. oneshot. 'I wasn’t stalking you, merely, observing from afar.'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007
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She Sings to Me reviews
A voice through my dreams. I can't let her go.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
Hook, Line, and Sinker reviews
I don’t like you. You think I think you don’t like me, but I know for a fact that you’re really in love with me. But now will you be able to make me fall for you? Please, girls like you can’t live up to a guy like me. ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Complete
Cigarette Smoke reviews
“Pap,” I say, sitting down next to him, sliding off my sneaky squeakers, “What was Nana like?” Grand-pappy sighs deeply, stretching out a long string of smoke from his cig. “Your Grand-nana, child, was a’crazy.” - short oneshot.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Complete
My Safe Haven reviews
Bam. Another dodgeball hit the back of my head. I didn't even turn around to see Patrick Weeney playing innocent on the other side of the court. Instead, I burrowed my face into my best friend's chest. "You're a horrible safe haven." June Flash Me prompt!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Complete
The Feeling reviews
A boy tells a girl about the Feeling... oneshot. super short.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Complete
You and Me reviews
A song I wrote up some time ago... about the pursuit of a little love between a boy and a girl.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
The Diary reviews
October 8th, Dear Diary: I'm in love. I've loved a boy for the last sixteen years of my life, so why haven't I noticed? God, this is horrible. This is insane. This is great. I'm in love with that stupid Etherson. ONESHOT. mostly dialogue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Complete