One-Hand Clap
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Joined 03-30-08, id: 605752, Profile Updated: 05-07-09
Author has written 16 stories for General, Romance, Love, Life, Family, and Young Adult.

This is it. Bloodied tits and raised fists and the laugh of a masochist asking, "Is that it?"
This is it. You and me and all our family raising our whiskey in jubilee, victory, misery!
This is it. The sky, the sea, the symmetry of love in places so outdated; we'll change our names and change our faces and fall in love with NYC's paces.
"Is this it?" you'll ask me in the rafters of a burnt-out factory and I'll hold your hand; call you my man; we'll span a new land where we can get tanned.

If you don't like what you just read, you won't like anything else I write either.

To be friendlier, I love to write.
Review, Favorite, Etc. I have low selfesteem.

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Resistance by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. She began watching him from her window, all because he licked her one night. After desperately trying to think of ways to talk to him again and hopefully get another lick , she learns that he isn't exactly what you'd call... 'normal'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Complete
gravity by Kicking Poe reviews
[and possibly i like the thrill of under me you quite so new]
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
The Animal Game by shakeyourheaditsempty reviews
nonfiction pulp fiction for the broken record cocaine boy i don't know anymore
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
The FictionPress Affair by Zure reviews
COMPLETE. A story about a girl, a story about her past, and a story about her addiction to fp. [REVISED: June.25.07]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,456 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
In Living Color by Delusions of Reality reviews
An unusual romance for unusual people. Real life through a kaleidoscope, yet the world is still so gray... Until he shows up, half dead on her doorstep. It's amazing what you can learn while teaching another to be human. Chapter 14 Up
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,693 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2004
Helen Kidnapped by Faithless Juliet reviews
For Gilee7. Helen kidnapped is plump and nude above you.
Poetry: Family - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
There Are No Faces Here by feverdog reviews
fast.reckless.beautiful. faceless.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Catharsis by Hotkitty reviews
COMPLETEBurn, drown, scream it out to the horizon but come out of it alive so that i can laugh at your scars. and no one ever said that boarding schools were meant to be easy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 147,445 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Complete
Somethin Fierce by Faithless Juliet reviews
Romeo said now baby you know I love you somethin fierce.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2005
Blood, Cum and Dildo Crosses by Gilee7 reviews
Sex, Violence, Profanity, Murder, Rape, Incest, Blasphemy, Racism . . . What more could you possibly ask for?
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,594 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
Identity Disturbance by Shampoo Suicide reviews
Ivy's adventures in personality disorders, anorexic best friends, closeted gay boys, dysfunction and all around awesomeness.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 30,913 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/30/2005 - Published: 3/3/2004
Described By A Good Friend by asyousaid reviews
A new poem, just another excursion into the Gulag of my mind
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/4/2004
Random Mental Thoughts From My Head by FireChainsaw reviews
An ongoing record of the dribble that clutters my mind; new chapters added sporadically.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/9/2004 - Published: 4/6/2004
Titles Are Difficult by Neon Tetra reviews
My satirical guide to writing and criticism on FictionPress. Rated PG13 for thematic elements.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2004
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Song of Remorse reviews
Drunk at a party, I grew brave.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
Violet
Say he runs. Say he cries. Say you rape him. Say you let him go...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
Once I Was A Child reviews
Incest. Rape. Adultery. Murder. Love. Welcome to the slow-burn into Hell.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,422 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008
Bob reviews
Who knew this is what my life would detrioate to - idolatry to a boy named Bob?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Complete
Keep Your Ear To The Stethoscope
Let's just call it a lapse; let's just call it a screw. Our hearts will never heed us.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
This Is It reviews
Impressions of the American rite-of-passage that is the Fall Fling mixer.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/10/2008
Untitled reviews
You said masochism was just another word for love.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
The Suckling reviews
My mother: creator, then destroyer of my life.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
For Gene reviews
The flesh here: it's naked and pink. And young.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
Matryoshka reviews
Femininity is a merry-go-round.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Smoker's Cough reviews
He came to me outside Hospital Doors.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete
Hitchhiker reviews
The driver's cab is cold with the dubious vein of blood and bleach, chemical and core.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Well, Doctor reviews
Revelations in waiting rooms.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
RE: Suicide PostIt reviews
Your suicide Post-It was blunt, to say the least.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/19/2008
A Quiet Kiss reviews
A quiet kiss was all I ever asked of him – never more, never less, just one small kiss to concrete my fifteenth birthday and asendancy to Lord Knows What
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Bacon and Blood reviews
A serial killer soliloquizes to his latest victim as he prepares her last meal.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
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