StageConspire
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Joined 03-30-08, id: 605814, Profile Updated: 12-13-09
Author has written 18 stories for Fantasy, Politics, Life, Humor, Family, Love, Friendship, Horror, and General.

Gentlemen!

I'm StageConspire, I like bubbles, lemons, cherry pie, stage make-up, Alice in Wonderland, not vegetables, and top hats. I write some things at some times and other things at other times but eventually I get inspiration. EVENTUALLY.

Latest Update (12/08/09): Yes, yes, it's TRUE! I did have H1N1, and I spent that glorious week in bed, on my laptop, writing. And occaisionally sleeping, but mostly writing (when I'm sick and congested, sleeping is a fail). What did I come up with? Songfics. Like, seventy-hundred of 'em. It was kinda disappointing, but I like some of them. The ones I like, I'm gonna post up here. Frecken' yay, guys :D

Furthermore, I'm no longer posting up longer stories just because of these reasons:

A. Finals are coming up D8

B. I haven't had alot of inspiration for any of them at all lately.

So, due to this, I'm going to be posting shorter stories involving the same characters. They'll just be more abridgededed.

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Ragnarok by Le Vance reviews
Because Loki's a cheating bastard.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008
Rap Intellectualized by Lee Harvey Kennedy reviews
Many people claim that rap is unintelligible garbage filled with nonsense words, such as bling-bling or shizzle. However, I say hip-hop can be just as intelligent as other musical genres. It just needs bigger words.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 36,567 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 7/17/2003
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The Shower reviews
Short little thing about Sadin thinking. Rated T just for implied dark themes.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
Lady
Savrielle reminisces. Songfic written to Lady by Regina Spektor. Rated M for dark themes and gore
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Complete
Room of Angel
Songfic written about Sadin's nightmares. Rated M for dark themes. Song lyrics from Room of Angel by Akira Yamoaka
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Complete
This Originally had a Long Title reviews
A Commentary on the Lack of Understanding in Modern Society in America in the Form of a Poem OR A Poem About Gays this was my original title
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
A Wingman, Some Oatmeal, and Black Tights reviews
A cemetary in London, a little girl, and some ribbons.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2009
A Memoir reviews
For my friend, who recently died in a car accident. Rated M for some cursing I did at the bottom.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Complete
Sing Swing Rinse Repeat reviews
1920s flavoured things put me in a happy mood. Just a happy poem.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Night to Remember
The night in the life of a male prostitute. GRAPHIC. You are warned.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
My Nights
My nights are spent in bed, listening to music and not sleeping at all. Thank god for Rage Against the Machine.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
BlueBlooded reviews
We are the blue bloods. We will watch you. We will wait for you. We will help you. Inspired by Catch 22 by Joseph Heller. Rated M for swearing
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Vincent the Manbitch reviews
The title says it all. Rated M for my pottymouth
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
CONDEMNED reviews
con┬Ědemn: v. To pronounce judgment against; sentence
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Complete
Requiescat in pace
Dedicated to the best man to ever live.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Taxation without Representation reviews
What if you saw the world like it is? Would YOU write a poem about it? Reviews please!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
Hyperactive reviews
Poem about my A.D.D. and the people who judge me for it
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
Lacking Point or Can We Compromise? reviews
A last-verse rhyme poem. Written after contemplating the meaning of life. This is usually the end result .
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Self Evidence reviews
9/11 and a little more. Inspired by Self Evident by Ani Difranco.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
The Meticulous Prayer reviews
Forgive my sins, of what I may do. For what I do, may be done to you too
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete