Author has written 3 stories for Young Adult, and Fantasy.
Hello everyone, my name's Danielle and I'm 16 and a sophomore. I enjoy reading, writing, playing games, talking on the phone, and traveling. My favorite books are Twilight, and Harry Potter series. I would have more but I'm too lazy to go to the library and find a book I’d like. I think of writing as more of a hobby rather than something I would do as a career simply because I'm a natural procrastinator at heart and it would probably take me decades just to publish a book. Multitasking is second nature to me and I would be a lot more successful at it if it were not for my short attention span and bad memory. Overall guys I'm a good kid and in the future would want to travel the world and eventually settle down and have a peaceful life. Thanks for reading and
Okay, so I realized that I don't have much on here so I decided to throw in some random facts about me because I'm bored.
- I love Resident Evil 4, It's personally my fav resident evil game and Leon Scott Kennedy, Hunk, and Albert are just too scrumptious to be true!
-I also love the Mortal Kombat games and movies. Lui Kang, Raiden, Kung Luo, Scorpion, Rain, Smoke, Noob, Sector, Cyrax, Jax, Striker, Kitana, Milliena, Sindel, Baraka, Kabal, and Night Wolf are all my favorite characters.
- Zelda is when of my old time favorite game! He just looks like a cute little blonde-elf cutie.
-I have difficulties figuring out what I want to be when I grow up but so far I think I want to be a Chef. I love cooking and mixing up ingredients it's such a pleasant feeling when people compliments your work you know?
- I listen to a variety of music but my favorites are Reggea, Hip-hop, RnB, Rock, and Dance.
- I'm Jamaican and used to reside in the parish of St. Andrew so hurray for the Caribbean!
-I sometimes get homesick but I usually get over it with some intense reading on Fiction Press.
-When I first came to America it was in the winter time and I was wearing nothing more than a simple summer shirt and pants.
-I learned that American's spell 'color' without 'u' like how I’m used to seeing it spell like 'colour.'
-Did you know that bleach is made for white clothing and not black ones? Well I had to learn that the hard way...sniffle I miss my shirt...
- I have a lot of story idea's but I've never completed a story before. In other words, if I can get a lot more fans or reviews for more stories I would be motivated enough to attempt to finish it.
- I love reading over people's story and reviewing them, though I'm not much of a critizer but more of a complimenter.
-Step mothers really are evil.
Well that's it about me. I can't think of anything more right now so toodles!
Haha, I found this on someones profile...its hilarious.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going 2 be frozen... darn.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because??...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!!...)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...
Hm, it's two in the morning...nothing to do (other than updating my story which I really should get to)...Lets post more random facts about moi!
I'm scared of the dark. I can't sleep without a nightlight and without my radio being on. I'm not embarrassed though...I think it gives me character!
I love Lays, Doritos, Rice crispie bars, hot boys, Johnny Depp, and more my tired brain can't think of.
I enjoy drawing but I don't think I'm that good.
I just scared myself shitless when i saw out the corner of my eye a figure bobbing its head to music on the mirror. Than I realized it was me. Hey it's dark in here!
I realized that when ever the summer time comes...I turn in an insomniac. I don't get in bed till the sun wakes up. And I never wake up till 2 in the evening. I sometimes even wake up three hours earlier to eat breakfast then go back to sleep.
If your reading this, I'm guessing you have no life (Like i'm one to talk, who's up two in the morning writing useless facts about themselves on the web? I never get why people say that, saying we have no lives i mean, when they are doing what I just mentioned above- even if it isn't two in the morning.)
Well, that's it for now. An awesome show on TV caught my attention and considering my awful short attention, I'm gonna go watch it! I bid thee farewell!
(HIATUS) Vacations. They Always Go Wrong: Full Summary. Catherine your average 16 year old decided that she wanted to spend her summer vacation with her cousin Jennifer. Upon arriving she discovers that there is a new boy living next door to her cousin. Apparently he is known to be the freaky weird boy no one wants to be near. No one except Catherine of course. So what does she do? She makes a bet with her cousin that she can survive around a hot normal guy without embarrassing herself. Only one problem, is he normal? Note: I wrote this a long time ago and when I say long I mean I was 14 when I started this story. At that age I wasn't such a better writer like I am now so I'm trying to improve it and make it seem like a not-fourteen-year-old wrote it.
(IN-PROGRESS) The Misshapen of Aerial and Fisher: (recently changed!) Full summary. Meet Aerial Fisher; she's smart, weird, and -most importantly- bored of her life. She has a conscience that speaks to her which Aerial named Fisher. Every thing was going as uneventful as it always is until Aerial rescued a stray cat with a silver crescent moon in the center of it's forehead. Things were extremely strange after that, this includes the strange guy that appeared in her kitchen. Note: I personally like this story more because the main character kind of reminds me of myself. The idea for this story popped in my head on one boring evening cuz' I wanted something to laugh at. I don't like giving stuff away for my stories but I'll tell this much and that is that it contains Angels and Demons. If you don't like that stuff then you probably won't like this story. Sorry.
(IN-PROGRESS) My Aunt the Matchmaker: Full Summary. Anastasia Smith has never had a boyfriend in all her 18 year old life because of her fear of the opposite sex. Now that shes a senior in high school it's her last chance to have one of those memorable high school moments with the coming of the end of the year dance. With a little help from her seven year old aunt she finds the guy of her dreams. Now, if only he wasn't already in a relationship things would be much easier. Note: An idea for a story I got while watching that baby channel, so that means something like the aunt being younger than the neice actually happened in real life. This story is pretty much my first romantic comedy that has nothing to do with the supernatural. So expect cliches! Lol.
(COMING SOON) The Haunted House: Full Summary. Being sent to jail for something I didn't do was one thing, but having to do community service with an impassive git is another thing, especially when we're cooped up in an old dusty house that might be haunted. Note: I'm dying to get this out, it needs alot working on and stuff so yeah. Anyway that's a working title so if you have anything less cliched names that would be much help!
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