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Author has written 3 stories for Young Adult, and Fantasy.

Hello everyone, my name's Danielle and I'm 16 and a sophomore. I enjoy reading, writing, playing games, talking on the phone, and traveling. My favorite books are Twilight, and Harry Potter series. I would have more but I'm too lazy to go to the library and find a book I’d like. I think of writing as more of a hobby rather than something I would do as a career simply because I'm a natural procrastinator at heart and it would probably take me decades just to publish a book. Multitasking is second nature to me and I would be a lot more successful at it if it were not for my short attention span and bad memory. Overall guys I'm a good kid and in the future would want to travel the world and eventually settle down and have a peaceful life. Thanks for reading and


Okay, so I realized that I don't have much on here so I decided to throw in some random facts about me because I'm bored.

- I love Resident Evil 4, It's personally my fav resident evil game and Leon Scott Kennedy, Hunk, and Albert are just too scrumptious to be true!

-I also love the Mortal Kombat games and movies. Lui Kang, Raiden, Kung Luo, Scorpion, Rain, Smoke, Noob, Sector, Cyrax, Jax, Striker, Kitana, Milliena, Sindel, Baraka, Kabal, and Night Wolf are all my favorite characters.

- Zelda is when of my old time favorite game! He just looks like a cute little blonde-elf cutie.

-I have difficulties figuring out what I want to be when I grow up but so far I think I want to be a Chef. I love cooking and mixing up ingredients it's such a pleasant feeling when people compliments your work you know?

- I listen to a variety of music but my favorites are Reggea, Hip-hop, RnB, Rock, and Dance.

- I'm Jamaican and used to reside in the parish of St. Andrew so hurray for the Caribbean!

-I sometimes get homesick but I usually get over it with some intense reading on Fiction Press.

-When I first came to America it was in the winter time and I was wearing nothing more than a simple summer shirt and pants.

-I learned that American's spell 'color' without 'u' like how I’m used to seeing it spell like 'colour.'

-Did you know that bleach is made for white clothing and not black ones? Well I had to learn that the hard way...sniffle I miss my shirt...

- I have a lot of story idea's but I've never completed a story before. In other words, if I can get a lot more fans or reviews for more stories I would be motivated enough to attempt to finish it.

- I love reading over people's story and reviewing them, though I'm not much of a critizer but more of a complimenter.

-Step mothers really are evil.

Well that's it about me. I can't think of anything more right now so toodles!

Haha, I found this on someones profile...its hilarious.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going 2 be frozen... darn.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!!...)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...

Hm, it's two in the morning...nothing to do (other than updating my story which I really should get to)...Lets post more random facts about moi!

I'm scared of the dark. I can't sleep without a nightlight and without my radio being on. I'm not embarrassed though...I think it gives me character!

I love Lays, Doritos, Rice crispie bars, hot boys, Johnny Depp, and more my tired brain can't think of.

I enjoy drawing but I don't think I'm that good.

I just scared myself shitless when i saw out the corner of my eye a figure bobbing its head to music on the mirror. Than I realized it was me. Hey it's dark in here!

I realized that when ever the summer time comes...I turn in an insomniac. I don't get in bed till the sun wakes up. And I never wake up till 2 in the evening. I sometimes even wake up three hours earlier to eat breakfast then go back to sleep.

If your reading this, I'm guessing you have no life (Like i'm one to talk, who's up two in the morning writing useless facts about themselves on the web? I never get why people say that, saying we have no lives i mean, when they are doing what I just mentioned above- even if it isn't two in the morning.)

Well, that's it for now. An awesome show on TV caught my attention and considering my awful short attention, I'm gonna go watch it! I bid thee farewell!

(HIATUS) Vacations. They Always Go Wrong: Full Summary. Catherine your average 16 year old decided that she wanted to spend her summer vacation with her cousin Jennifer. Upon arriving she discovers that there is a new boy living next door to her cousin. Apparently he is known to be the freaky weird boy no one wants to be near. No one except Catherine of course. So what does she do? She makes a bet with her cousin that she can survive around a hot normal guy without embarrassing herself. Only one problem, is he normal? Note: I wrote this a long time ago and when I say long I mean I was 14 when I started this story. At that age I wasn't such a better writer like I am now so I'm trying to improve it and make it seem like a not-fourteen-year-old wrote it.

(IN-PROGRESS) The Misshapen of Aerial and Fisher: (recently changed!) Full summary. Meet Aerial Fisher; she's smart, weird, and -most importantly- bored of her life. She has a conscience that speaks to her which Aerial named Fisher. Every thing was going as uneventful as it always is until Aerial rescued a stray cat with a silver crescent moon in the center of it's forehead. Things were extremely strange after that, this includes the strange guy that appeared in her kitchen. Note: I personally like this story more because the main character kind of reminds me of myself. The idea for this story popped in my head on one boring evening cuz' I wanted something to laugh at. I don't like giving stuff away for my stories but I'll tell this much and that is that it contains Angels and Demons. If you don't like that stuff then you probably won't like this story. Sorry.

(IN-PROGRESS) My Aunt the Matchmaker: Full Summary. Anastasia Smith has never had a boyfriend in all her 18 year old life because of her fear of the opposite sex. Now that shes a senior in high school it's her last chance to have one of those memorable high school moments with the coming of the end of the year dance. With a little help from her seven year old aunt she finds the guy of her dreams. Now, if only he wasn't already in a relationship things would be much easier. Note: An idea for a story I got while watching that baby channel, so that means something like the aunt being younger than the neice actually happened in real life. This story is pretty much my first romantic comedy that has nothing to do with the supernatural. So expect cliches! Lol.

(COMING SOON) The Haunted House: Full Summary. Being sent to jail for something I didn't do was one thing, but having to do community service with an impassive git is another thing, especially when we're cooped up in an old dusty house that might be haunted. Note: I'm dying to get this out, it needs alot working on and stuff so yeah. Anyway that's a working title so if you have anything less cliched names that would be much help!

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The Vow by kanders reviews
It all started when I fell through a rickety old floor and landed on this notoriously cold guy named Clark Russell...I sat up, shocked at what had just transpired, and found myself straddling him. Go me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,620 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 11/24/2019 - Published: 7/10/2009
Breaking Brian Deacon by SamanthaNicole reviews
REPOSTED. Brian has been trying to win my heart since kindergarten, when he handed me a valentine with a worm inside. Too bad he doesn't understand the meaning of the word 'no.' 13 years later he's still trying, but I'm standing my ground. Or trying to.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 8/5/2017 - Published: 5/2/2008
You Wish by SweetUnknown reviews
Jennifer only wanted a new necklace. Now she's the master of a djinn bent on freeing himself and taking revenge on all of humanity! It'll be fine as long as she doesn't make any wishes, but the djinn's tempting suggestions are getting harder to deny...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,350 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 9/16/2011
Beautiful Disaster by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
Izzy was trying to seduce her boyfriend, not the guy who had mysteriously ended up in her apartment claiming to be a pirate from the eighteenth century. Could the night get any worse?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/29/2015 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete
Nobody Said It Was Easy by Secretive reviews
Sequal to QoaQR: Nobody said love was easy...then again no one mentioned the mind games, precocious kids, homicidal inventions, therapy, or as much stalking as is going on. I feel woefully misinformed...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,441 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 9/5/2006
The Folly of a Monster Love by alias h. anonymous reviews
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,860 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Saving from Monkeys by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
I had known Elliot Sinclair since I was 10 and never felt any compulsion to get naked with him. What could possibly have happened last night to change that? I prodded my sozzled mind for an answer, but none was forthcoming. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
The Dragon's Warrior by SweetUnknown reviews
When a dragon attacks her village, Emelin is unsurprised to find herself chosen as the sacrifice to appease the beast. But when a last act of bravery gets her spared, she's forced to face all her misconceptions about life—and love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,656 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 10/9/2011
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,536 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
The Passage by Keelin N reviews
When Lacey was told she was moving across the country she expected nothing less than misery. However, her first day there she's thrust into the lives of a strange group of people who will lead her to a beautiful and dangerous world.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,065 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 5/18/2011
Incubus Under The Bed by Flax-Golden Tales To Spin reviews
I tensed as I felt a warm tendril creep up my back. "Helgo," I growled, "I swear, I'll turn on the light." The tendril retreated and a rich laugh came from under my bed. Helgo's the monster under my bed...and he's half incubus...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,028 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 4/11/2011
She Had Somewhere To Go by S.L. Gunn reviews
REMOVED ..."On a scale of 10 to 10, how hot do I look right now?" he wriggled his eyebrows suggestively. I tried not to gag - or jump his bones - as I said sweetly, "Is get the hell away from me before I punch you in the kidneys a choice?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Dear Moron by Batman is exotic reviews
Guys aren't even supposed to have Diaries. It's against everything that makes them manly. So imagine Mera's shock when she finds the bad-boy of the school's diary. Of course she'll want something in return. "Be my friend." I ordered.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 115,970 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010
Chosen Mate by memories-frosted-over reviews
Kneeling over my body, he leaned close so that his nose brushed the side of mine. His long hair tickled wherever it touched my neck and arms. "You are my chosen, Ninali," he murmured, never blinking. "You are the one who will be my mate."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,048 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011
Surviving Jaylen by Imagination's Calling reviews
"Let me get this straight. You went wandering around in the woods because of what I said?" He shrugged nonchalantly . "Well you told me to take a hike and I thought it might be fun." I stared at him in disbelief. "You've got to be fucking kidding me."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011
After School by Koki Enwai reviews
Average-girl Naomi juggles playing guide to a new student with zero English skills and avoiding the local badass as she tries to find time for her favorite hobby: stalking her crush.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011
Seeking Incendie du Monde by Sasse1892 reviews
Ashley has one question: What is she? It all started the night she met Door - it figures she'd stumble across the only talking door in existence and that's only the beginning. .:Chapter One rewritten:.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2011
Because, Sometimes by toffeecakesxox reviews
three : because, sometimes, paper hearts have a lot more meaning than you'd expect them to.. -in progress, series of oneshots-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,138 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 5/16/2009
Broken Telephone by Penelope P reviews
She didn't know him, and he didn't know her. A coincidence of cosmic proportions had brought them together, over the phone. Nothing personal that was the rule. “So our siblings are getting married.” He said thoughtfully.“Obviously not to each other.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,626 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009
Alexa's Diary: Eighth Grade by humanprose reviews
Homework, sarcasm, and hot guys, oh my. Alexa's diary is all about her Eighth grade year. From teachers unfit to sculpt America's youth, to those Godforsaken upperclassmen, to loads of homework, to hot guys, to drama, this has it all. Read and review!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,733 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009
Birth Control by Jhaynee reviews
EDITED: The line was silent. "But, in case you’re being stupid and your ears aren’t functioning properly, with it being two in the morning and all, I’d just like to say congratulations you’re going to be a father.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,793 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009
Princess of the Tower by Notorious Stranger reviews
According to the stories, young princesses are locked away in towers while they wait for their princes to come. The only part they don’t tell you about is the part where a pack of Thievers comes to your rescue instead- and by rescue, I mean kidnap.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 5/10/2009
Vault, Twix, And Pixie Styx by she fuels the fire reviews
Skanky romance-loving, spontaneous actress-to-be Molly Taylor is the new girl at school. Through adventures of lost hate, found love, meddlesome grandmas, and protective older brothers, will Molly ever manage to graduate with her senses intact?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,650 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009
The Healing Properties of Tea by Emakoke reviews
It's not every day a gorgeous, enigmatic stranger gives you a cup of tea just to cheer you up. Actually, in my case it is. Why is he doing this, and more importantly, who is he?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,161 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
Perfect Crime by B. J. Winters reviews
What looks like a routine follow-up on a newspaper story, leads two investigative journalists to a plot of kidnapping, murder, and revenge. It's just a typical summer in Chicago!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,705 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
I Hate You! by CatProduttore reviews
Janie shook her head. “You don’t understand. I can’t be around Malcolm. The sight of him makes me sick, when he gets to close, I panic and when he talks to me, I just-“she swallowed. “I just want to disappear!”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Complete
How I Fell In Love With A Greek God by hanaerosa reviews
Penny is an ordinary street girl, getting into fights for her temper and thieving ways. Along comes bloody Hermes, who just had to fall in love with her at first sight. If you think having human stalkers are bad, try having lovesick gods stalking you...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,306 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009
Kiss of Death by born backwards reviews
One kiss is all it takes. One kiss and she's the devil's forever. Only problem? The demon loves her, and now it's a fight for love or death. Will love win out over evil?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 172,517 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
ON HIATUS x That's What She Said by Jhaynee reviews
Hey. I'm bored. It's stuck. Slow down! I'm hungry. Watch out! Give it to me. I dare you. Your mom. Stop fighting over the stick. Ditcher. This is hard. Fail. You're a loser. That was rude. That's lame. That's stupid. That's raw. That's what she said.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,560 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009
Yams: A Ghost Story by nanima reviews
She thought that she would be doomed to a boring, ghostly existence forever, but when an amateur ghost hunter moves in, she finds her afterlife suddenly much more interesting.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009
Three Aspens by aileenrose reviews
First my dad had to drop dead on my sixteenth birthday. Then my mom sent me to therapy for "not grieving enough," where the only person remotely close to my age is the most annoying boy on the planet. Joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,078 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009
Over Active by The Vacant Arbitrator reviews
Everything was normal. Kay was normal, her friend was normal. But that shadow lurking around her house every night? That was abnormal.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,190 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009
The Truth Beneath The Rose by GhettoGurl09 reviews
A love story including wolves, vamps, new worlds, and anything else i decide to add along the way. R&R please. My first, no flames? Read my profile to understand more bout me. Message me if you want. Just read it .
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,304 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009
Rise To The Occasion by toffeecakesxox reviews
Who's to say that eighteen years of hate can't turn into a lifetime of love? ONESHOT. FOR THE I LOVE TO HATE YOU CONTEST. EDITED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
A boy crazy secret by woesoflove reviews
In all less than a week, Trisha's quiet and invisible existence completely turned around. She was rescued by the boy next door, made friends with the most popular girl in school, and went to her first high school party. What on EARTH was going on?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,834 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009
CIRCUS by OsakiNana707 reviews
Elaine Linx has just joined CIRCUS, an organization dedicated to terminating vampires, werewolves, demons, and all other things that get out of line. However, her odd new partner Victor Ainsley may take some getting used to.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,427 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009
A Wise Man Once Said by YourShoesDon'tFit reviews
Charlie's not shy. She just prefers not to speak her mind in mixed company. It's courtesy, really. So when her wild best friend hooks her up with the Aussie foreign exchange student. She’s apprehensive. C’ mon, wouldn’t you be? He’s got an eyebrow ring!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,533 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009
The Year Of Too Many Boys by KatieTheWriter reviews
Boy number One: I picked up the stuffed animal he gave me for valentine’s day. The one with the white teddy bear holding a heart that says, “I love you.” Yeah, right. I threw it right at his stupid head, hoping it would ruin his Zac Efron styled hair.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,135 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Vandrophobia by SammyLi reviews
COMPLETE. I have an odd fear. I fear beautiful men. Luckily there aren't many in the world, but when my class receives a transfer student who is a completely beautiful boy and is assigned to sit next to me...I just might crack.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,628 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Hell Hath no fury by Pryze reviews
What is the anti-christ and the messiah were the same person? What if the fate of the world depended on which side was able to influence them first? what if the devil we know is not the devil he is....
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2009
Love Surveys Are For Desperate Romantics by Liya Smith reviews
“Would you go on a date with me, Shea O’Connor?” “No.” His face fell. “Yes.” He raised a brow. “Yes. No. Maybe. I don’t know.” She inhaled sharply. “I like bananas.” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
Romantic School Bus Barfing by Angry Lobster reviews
Kate really, really needs to get off the bus. Cute and funny.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 112 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
The Average American College Boy by Notorious Stranger reviews
The Average American College Boy, otherwise known as the Stinkius Maleus. No worse than the Average American Male- just stinkier. What on Earth have I gotten myself into?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,704 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009
That Essay That Everyone Else Writes by JJSLAM2129 reviews
Mary Sues, Cliches, Stupid Villans, Reviewers, Bad Logic and anything else I can think of that bugs me about today's stories. If something's bugging you, chances are you'll find it here. Now with Worldbuilding. Topic suggestions welcome! Reviews returned.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,758 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 10/5/2006
Quandaries of a Quirky Romantic by Secretive reviews
She's a hopeless romantic that is terrified of falling in love. Quirky? You have no idea... He's misunderstood purposely so and has a past. A dark one. So...what happens when their small town matchmaker decides they're destined for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,930 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/29/2004
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Vacations They always go wrong reviews
Full summary on profile. Catherine was your average 16 year old who had her world turned into a fight for survival all because of a bet. R&R.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,664 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 1/17/2009
The misshapen of Aerial and Fisher reviews
Aerial's life was boring and her nagging conscience, Fisher wasn't helping. So when she saved a stray cat, she didn't know how much her life was going to change. This includes the strange guy that appeared in her kitchen, requesting her help. R&R!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,412 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009
My Aunt the Matchmaker reviews
Did I mention that she's only 7? Full summary on profile.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009
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