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Author has written 7 stories for General, Fantasy, and Friendship.

Uh... This is Jet Linkon here and I LOVE fanfiction and I had some original ideas so I came here. Nice to meet you. Shakes hands with whoever comes here. I am really excited to be here on fictionpress. You can find my fanfiction site link here:http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1432991/

The link to fanfiction.net is www.fanfiction.net

Uh... hi. :)

Name: Jet Linkon

Place:Miami Florida

Work:A laundromat

Age:I feel like age holds you back. I don't want ppl to know my age cuz then they will limit the things that they say to me. I don't feel like being held back because of age. Say w/ever you want to say to me but don't limit what you say to me.

Appearence:Blue eyes,caucasuin ( I dont know how to spell it),Originaly brown hair but I dyed it black ,about 5 11,pretty tan ( I used to live in the bahamas)

Family: I have three sisters and a brother and two parents

Hobbies:Writing, reading, watching t.v,football and some other crap

Fave author: Steph meyer

Hey everyone!

So now that, that is cleared up , I have 5 random facts!

1.My fave colores are black, red and light blue

2.One of my fave songs is Your Guardian Angel by the red jumpsuit apparatis

3.I learned to tolerate my chemical romance because my freind and my sis love them

4.My sister is on a mission for my church

5.Jacob Is 16 times better than edward

Motos

First I will tell you the motos then a quick explanation of why They were worthy to be my motos

1. Whoah! Dejavu. Reason for moto 1. When I went on a cruise they were playing that movie. you know, the one called Dejavu. I thought that this movie was worthy of being my favorite movie so I made it my moto. Yay!

2. If I could, I would dance in raining blood. ( I know that it is all like emo and I am not emo but I have a good reason) Reason for moto 2. One day, after school It was raining. I love the rain. So then I just stood and put my hands up and just waited to get wet. This girl came up to me and asked me why I was standing in the rain. Then she told me about this movie she watched with her mom and that in it there was this girl who was posessed by satan. Above her there were people getting murdered. She danced in those people's blood. That is the reason for my moto.

3. I am the sisterhood of the pants that travel while sitting in a dark alley way cutting myself with a flower in my hand. ( I really can't decide which one's creepier. The second or this one) Reason for moto 3. This one isn't really a good reason. My sister was really hyper one day and made that up so I made it my moto.

4.Dang It! I forgot what my fourth and current one is. Oh, too bad. I will make up a new one.

5. Once I saw a bilbord that said 'People only read bilboards that are under 7 words. Crap! Reason for 5. So when I was visting utah I saw this bilboard that said that. It made me laugh so I thought, hey what the heck? Why can't that be my new moto?

Yola! Here I just wanted to talk about my random, crazy addictions!

Addictions of Random Craziness

1. I am addicted to the rain and getting wet in the rain. yay! :)

2. I am most definatly addicted to any kind of chewable gum.

3. I am addicted to sucking my blood when I get any form of a cut. (creepy but true)

4. And again, I can't remeber. I rehearesed these before I got on but w/e. Oh! I remember. I am addicted to chewing my fingernails and biting the skin on my hands/ fingers.

5. Sharpie Markers... Gah... Drools

My Future stories that I am either writing or thinking

My Savior: A story that I have been thinking of for a while and jotted down a first chapter and started the second a couple of days ago. I will post it soon. It is about a girl named Dani Detremule, who has cancer. Her foster mother, Shay, lets Dani go to an animal curing center and they cured cancer for animals. She asks them to try to cure her. What will they say? What happens? Find out when I post My Savior on fictionpress.com.

I will post some more future stories That I am either writing or think later. I am at a friends B day party and I think I need to get off the comp.

I posted My Savior. Go down and click away to read. (summary above)

I wanted to clear something up, even though no one has even reviewed it. In 'The Jump: A Short Story' the person does die. Sad, I know but, I LOVEEEEE depressing things. Call me a freak but w/e.

Funny Stories~

So today, I decided to look at my friends to~do list.It gave me a chuckle. This was what it said: To Do List capture Jet and bury him in a hole. Leave him there to disinigrate and eventually die. LOL

Things from OTHER ppl's profiles! but its not like i stole them. EVERYONE has them...

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

if you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window!

if two wrongs dont make a right, try three

whoever said nothings's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revoling door!

apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese, there are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. it's ether my mum or dad. or my older brother colin. or my younger brother ho-chan-chu. but i think it's colin.

borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

ifr quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?'

whise cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

how is it possible to have a civil war?

if a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware?

Can you make a candle out of your earwax?

"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

Are marbles made of marble?

Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back?

Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?

Can mute people burp?

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?

Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?

Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?


Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why is a square meal served on round plates?

Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

Which way does a compass point in space?

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why did Mary own a little lamb?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Why are Pringles curved?

What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else?

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the

fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty.

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If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (oops)

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. (does the person in my story count)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile. (WHAT!!)

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her/his fictional boyfriend/girlfriend, copy this into your profile

IF YOU ARE ON A MAJOR SUGAR RUSH RIGHT NOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU JUST LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF YOUR HOUSE AND STUCK THE LANDING AND BOWED FOR YOUR BROTHER AND RAN AWAY COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time.)

If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

Just weird thingys from MANY random ppl's profiles

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?

Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do
you call a girl that is named after her mother?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?

Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?

Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?

Anything Else...?

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people mistake you for a vampire (not because i am good looking cuz i am not its cuz of the bags under my eyes out of sleep deprivation due to this awsome site)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, HermioneGranger1993, Twilightluvr, JetLinkon

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to people (not just man cuz that is sexist)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, bright black stars, StormDragon666, Sasuke's 2 Child Sayuri Uchiha, silver cherryblossom BrightRubyEyes, Crazii Kimmy Girl,Angelz on edge, HermioneGranger1993, Twilightluvr, JetLinkon

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

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If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

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Hi

I know that nobody even cares for any of my stories so I am thinking about deleting them. I don't want to but no one ever reads them. I am also thinking about writing more in them and seeing if people will actually care for them. I can't decide what to do. Bye.

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Writing On the Brain by Kleenexwoman reviews
A frustrated author finds a new way to make their stories come to life.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
The Crave Theory by robertrehcra reviews
Imagine, if you will. A world without war. A world without conflict. A world ruled by women. Fallow a 16year old girl while she learns about men and dating.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2008
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Alone
This is a story about a person, and I decided it would be fun to not say his name ever, who is reflecting on why his life is horrible and is now alone. R & R please. I really like reviews...so PLEASE write one! The genre WILL change when i write more in
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Published: 4/23/2008
Poetry Memorials
This is a collection of poetry honoring loved ones who have died. I hope you like it. In this story i am not really looking for reviews but I still enjoy what you people think. Rating may change depending on the person.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 279 - Published: 4/20/2008
Reborn
This is a story about a kid named garret who can't make it to his 13th B day. Every time it comes up, he dies then gets reborn. This time someone saves him so, why don't you find out? P.S I LOVE reviews
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Published: 4/16/2008
The Jump: A Short Story
This is a story that I wrote in my 'writer's group' in school. I am not sure if it is good. Just about a person who has a story with Cliff Diving.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Afternesss reviews
Just a story that I jotted down last night. Not that impressive. But i like reviews.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/12/2008
The immunity Children tic reviews
Something I felt worthy of being on fictionpress, so I posted it. It includes 4 peoples journals about very mysterious happening. R/R!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/12/2008
My Savior reviews
It is on my profile, so go to my profile. :
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/8/2008
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