Eicklehart
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Joined 04-07-08, id: 606802, Profile Updated: 01-07-09
Author has written 2 stories for Romance.

Hola, from Australia!

We are TWO girls, on ONE account, because we cannot be bothered to have two separate ones.

Yes, we are lazy like that in Australia.

We like romance, Dramione (wrong site, we know), Tom Felton, interestingly annoying people, food in general (and we’re focusing on chocolate here), Deathnote, long stripy socks, shoes (particularly stilettos – and anything with heels, really), and our English teacher is … not so good. She lacks depth, but she wears very colourful clothes (e.g. banana yellow shirt and red tights – yes, at the same time)

And so, we find comfort on Fictionpress.

One of us like Ron Weasley, dark chocolate, psychology, the Georgia Nicholson series, mice and Rugrats: All Growed Up. I am Jedi Master even though I have never seen Star Wars. I know, the shame of it!

And the other likes slash, white chocolate, celery, Michael Jackson, the Discworld and looking at people’s hairstyles. I am the original Eicklehart. Jedi Master snatched my account.

Stories:

Anything for you: This is a story (you may call me Captain... Captain Obvious), that I, Jedi Master, have started and have not got around to finishing. The amazing Eicklehart beta'd it. That's why it's as good as it is, otherwise it wouldn't even have thereveiws it has now.

Summary: About a guy called Matt Jacobs who falls in love with a woman at his workplace, called Shylah. Both of them are in their 20's even though Matt can come off as a tad immature, and Shylah is a bit... serious... yes...

Misty Whitewash will prevail!: Not entire sure about the title... Anyways, it's a tandem story that we both started ages ago... We quite like it and have no idea what the ending is. We just send snippets of writing to each other and the other just continues from there. We have no idea when it will finish.

Summary: Misty Whitewash, a compulsive prankster, finds out her Principal is marrying her dear old grandmother. She goes to great length to try and break it off, while encountering self-centred friends, gorgeous boys, and rude policemen.

Sayonnara, amigos!

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If Life Was Like A Movie by certainswagger reviews
If life was like a movie, everything would fall into place. Speeches would be made, the "right" people would get together, and everyone would end up happily ever after. If my life was a movie, this is what would happen.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
Don't Make A Scene by SamanthaNicole reviews
REMOVED. There are loads of things out there I'm not exactly fond of. For example: string beans, getting up early, doing homework, and Ryan Bradley. He was number one on my list. And he was trouble.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
They Call it a Cliché by angels and effects reviews
REMOVED. So he's my twin brother's best friend. The supposedly hot one who gets the girls while I hang out with the loud mouthed, all round idolized jocks of the school. Then he kisses me one night... wait, WHAT?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 4216 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
Little Miss Perfect by candii-apple reviews
“How about a movie? Saturday night? Just you and me.” I scowled. “How about you get the hell off my desk before I kick your fat ass off it?” He grinned at me, unfazed. “You just can’t get enough of my ass, can you?” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
The Perfect Fit by Marie VanHammer reviews
1800s. Lily is feisty and independent. Her best friend growing up, Jeremy, changed while he was away, but when he returns, who has really changed? Was it for the best? And more importantly, was it what they both wanted?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 10/23/2008
He Was A Good Man by Faded Charm reviews
Poor William, poor, poor William.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Your Definition of Love by gum is yum reviews
Jaelynn Simmons asks Bryce, her brother’s best friend, to help her become popular to get Adam’s attention. Why? Well, she’s been in love with Adam for forever, she’s tired of watching from the sidelines, and she's willing to do whatever it takes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,869 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 4/4/2005
Mustard by gum is yum reviews
ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Still Employed by EruptingFender9 reviews
You should come up here,' Scott said, breaking me out of my daze. 'Come where? Up to the bakery?.' I asked into the phone. 'Yeah,' he replied. 'If I have to sit here alone any longer, I'm gonna to strangle myself with this bakery string.'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
The Thing about Guardian Angels by found.eventually reviews
“Wait!” Jonathan ran towards me, again. He tripped over thin air and fell, again. He looked up from the ground with a boyish smile. “My horoscope said that if I fell down twice in front of a girl I like, she’ll fall in love with me!” One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
First Things First by lillypad-hopper reviews
Well, for those of you following the adventures of Gavin and Katie, this is the fourth installment. Gavin takes Katie on their first date, at a skateboarding park. Yeah. Probably not stand alone, this time. You can try, but it may not make much sense. :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,391 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
And all I wanted to do was play Videogames by Pinkamoo reviews
“Miss Templeton are you aware that at 10:35 am this same day you were conversing with a criminal?” the guy inquired. I battered my eyelashes at him confusedly.“Sir,” I said flatly “At 10:35 this morning I was collecting my dry cleaning.” [ONESHOT]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Not by lillypad-hopper reviews
More Gavin and Katie. It's the Christmas before 'Save the Cheerleader' takes place, and our lovely heroin has fallen ill. Will Gavin step in to save the day? Or will he not? Not is a stupid word, anyway. He does not like giving up coffee for this nonsense
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Surprisingly Unsurprised by lillypad-hopper reviews
This can be read as a separate story but will make much more sense if read after 'Save the Cheerleader' Gavin and Katie are back with more corny romance and more adventure. The occasion? Thanksgiving with Katie's family. All fiftysix of them. Oh, dear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,795 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
Save the Cheerleader by lillypad-hopper reviews
Gavin hates her. Period. She's stupid and should leave him alone, because he wants nothing to do with her. Unless she's in trouble. Then he might be persuaded to step in. If he feels like it. But it's not because he likes her or anything. Nope.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Janie and the Cretin by caralene reviews
Janie's had it with people putting her down. All hell broke loose when the students at Midas High, found out about her love. It was a breather when he left, but now he's back from college and everything that she worked hard to attain falls apart. FIN
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,810 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/21/2006 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Everybody Hates Logan by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Against All Odds. Logan Henderson has it all: looks, money, and brains. Or so that's what people think. His life's going down the drain, and he doesn't know how to stop it. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 3321 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Complete
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How to Break a Romance Note:Confusion may occur reviews
Misty Whitewash, a compulsive prankster, finds out her Principal is marrying her dear old grandmother. She goes to great lengths to try and break it off, while encountering self-centred friends, gorgeous boys, and rude policemen.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,806 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009
Anything for you reviews
Meet Matt Jacobs. All-round-good-guy, and is definately not gay. But when his friend Ryan starts implying the direct opposite, Matt's not too sure... Until he meets... a girl! Turns out he's not gay after all!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2008