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Joined 04-07-08, id: 606832, Profile Updated: 07-16-11
Author has written 7 stories for Romance.

I figured it was time to update my profile properly, so, here I am. I write because I enjoy it, not necessarily because I'm good at it. But I would like to get better. Because of that, I welcome constructive criticism with open arms. Seriously, if I'm doing something severely wrong-- tell me. Why? Because I'm still a noob. I have no issues admitting that. I'm very likely to take what you say and apply it the best I can. And no, you won't hurt my feelings.

The stories posted here are my first and only attempts at first person narration. I'm used to writing in the third. It's likely that I'll be reverting back to that in the future. A couple of the stories I have planned would be better suited for it, I think.

Um, I don't know what else to say. I like funny? I'm a dork. Like most people here, I enjoy reading. I try to review everything I read here on FP, because how else are the authors suppose to know what you think? So try to spread the love a little, and review some of the stuff you read. No, I don't just mean my stuff (even though that would be nice too, haha), but whatever you read in general.

-UPDATE- 7/16/11

So... does anybody read profiles? If so, this is aimed at you lol. I'm not dead and neither is Hard Boiled Eggs. Sorry it's been so long! The truth is I'm not happy with the story and I'm currently re-writing it. I'm not going to post it up until it's COMPLETELY finished. The main problem is that over the course of two years both the idea and my writing style have changed. I tried forcing myself to finish the current version, but the chapters just kept getting shorter, the mistakes bigger, and the author unhappier. So that is the reason for me re-writing it before I even finished the one that's currently up. The good news is that it should be done 1-2 months from now, and when it IS finished it'll be posted up twice a week without fail.

Thank you SO much for continuing to read even with my lack of updates. It means the world to me. I only hope some people will continue to hang on for the new version. There won't be any major changes to the story. The concept and relationships will be essentially the same. The depth, pacing, and writing style will be slightly different. I'm hoping to produce a better story overall. Again, thank you for reading. It shouldn't be too much longer.

-That's all for the update-

Name: Streudel for now. I feel weird about posting my real name.

Age: -sigh- Old enough to be out of school, young enough to still be scared of my mother. But somehow I don't think that will ever change ( she's nice... just terrifying.)

Obsessions: Video games and horror movies. Do I daresay-- horror video games?!

Likes: Quirky people, cartoons, random information, music, chocolate & banana milkshakes, and almost anything with blueberries (strudel!)

Dislikes: Arrogance, prejudice, the cold, brussels sprouts, bugs, and sports (most of them at least)

Pointless information: I'm insanely klutzy. If you think there's no way anyone can hurt themselves with something, chances are- I can! It's sad at times.

That's about it for now. So... later!

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Breaking The Mirror by AMV reviews
M/M. "Go to hell." "Yes, sir." Jayden has a lot of problems, and his new mysterious, bitter neighbor, Seaton Andrews, isn't helping matters. Completed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,369 - Reviews: 2139 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
A Ridiculous Tale about Adriaan by Sunshine Bear reviews
Adriaan Spencer. The name sends millions of thoughts through my head. Weirdo, freak, pixie, etc. So why is he in bed with me? And naked? bed with me? And...naked while in bed with me? Slash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,863 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 8/23/2009
Cobalt Blue by Daten reviews
Young pianist meets older artist and some soul-washing ensues. MM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,920 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 11/30/2008
Nerves by frenchmartini reviews
Meet me - David – a jittery student nurse who thought entering a roommate carer scheme was a brilliant idea. Meet Ryan – skate-punk extraordinaire with a penchant for chucking himself off vert ramps. In his wheelchair. Oh Lordy, that's got to hurt. Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 95,664 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008
Right Turn by Memme reviews
His last year of high school, Ben falls for Jack Ivenson; gorgeous, talented, gay - and firmly in the closet. Ch.15 - Fighting and making up. COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,298 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Complete
Lucky by Broken But Breathing reviews
SLASH. Chance was born under a lucky star but his luck has changed. Is his best friend's older brother, Edward, another part of his new curse or the lucky charm that he needs to get him through? Rated for later chapters. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,237 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
Hypothetically Being by Amindaya reviews
[Slash] I don't care how many math problems he missed in grade school because he could only count to eight on his fingers, because he's the hottest thing I've ever seen. He'd just better keep his disfigured hands off of my best friend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,013 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007
Through Grey Eyes by ErisedVeela reviews
SLASH. This story follows Thackary, Magdalena, and Nathaniel whose lives are intertwined but all in the wrong places...some graphic scenes...R&R PLEASE & THANK YOU!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,255 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008
Chocolate Covered BoxerBriefs by Sunshine Bear reviews
Jayden woke up gay one day, literally, and decided that he would make everyone's lives a living hell. Cause he is a giver like that. A story that beats all of those cliche slash stories up. Slash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,352 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
Sex, Whips, Secrets, and Women? by Zyril reviews
M/M Slash Welcome to my life. I screw it up, cuss, and occasionally get what I want. So what happens when my dominatrix becomes more prominent in my life? Bet you wanna know. Go ahead, read it. You know you want to.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008
Stupid Post It Notes by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 434,926 - Reviews: 4086 - Favs: 2,045 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005
Northstar by gummybaby reviews
SLASH. I guess I shouldn’t have punched him. Or asked him to come to my funeral. Or to bring daffodils and chase peeing dogs from my grave. On second thought, what sort of freak is he that he wants to be friends with me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,610 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007
For All Waters by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. Sebastian is living a perfectly hedonistic, worriless life as a student. But when he meets married father of one, Antonio, everything suddenly gets so complicated. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,975 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
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Hard Boiled Eggs reviews
Damien's father just re-married a woman almost twenty years younger, his twin won't shut up, he has to adjust to a new school...and then there's always the neighbor. Life is about to get a lot more interesting. -M/M-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,915 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012
HBE Old Version reviews
Please see the new story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 4/9/2008
Wanted: A Raison D'être reviews
Warning- Life may cause irritability, conniptions, and overall anxiety. Cynicism and loss of idealism are also not uncommon. Please see your doctor if optimism persists. It could be a sign of a more serious condition-- as I've learned. Slash. -M/M-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/2/2010
Sandbox Syndrome reviews
I don't like Will and I definitely don't like Jason. So why can't I get away from either one of them? -M/M-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/26/2010
BEST reviews
Jordan and Matt have known each other their whole lives. They're best friends. But some subtle- and not so subtle changes, begin to alter the meaning of their relationship. -Short Story-M/M-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009
The Addiction of Duplicities reviews
Mason lives as he wants to. Or maybe he just lives the only way he can. -M/M-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,818 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 4/26/2009
A Pocket Full of Nothing, A Mouthful of Grief reviews
HIATUS. Donovan's a little explosive...which is putting it lightly. And it doesn't look like Conrad is going to help the cause. A test of patience? Or maybe something more. They have a whole summer to figure it out. -M/M-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,171 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009