Perfectly Paradox
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Joined 04-07-08, id: 606892, Profile Updated: 08-05-08
Author has written 19 stories for Life, Nature, Humor, Young Adult, General, General, Humor, and Religion.

Hey y'all I'm currently on hiatus right now... not sure how long that will last. Cheers!

Some of my favorite authors are:

- J.K Rowling (Her symbolism and complexity are INSANE! She's the quintessential literary genius, in my opinion.)

- Stephenie Meyer (Kudos for golden-hearted vampires. The idea of Carlisle's character blows my mind. It's so paradox.)

- Lois Lowry (Ah... "The Giver" what a classic. Yay for distopias.)

- Tawfiq Zayyad (Arabic Poet- Read "A Million Suns in My Blood"; it will blow your mind.)

- Billy Collins (His poetry always makes me chuckle. Read "An Intro to Poetry.")

- Erma Bombeck (Hilarious humorist- I wish I could have been BFFs with this lady.)

- Shakespeare (Huzzah for Hamlet! I never tire from reading his "To be, or not to be..." speech. Simply brilliant.)

- Moliere (French playwrite- Read "That Scoundrel Scapin"; it's hilarious.)

Snaps, I could go on forever! Let's just say, if you ever need to know something good to read, let me know. I'll hook ya up. Oh man... I sound like a drug dealer, don't I? What can I say... literature is my fix. PAH! Happy reading!

--Thank you to all of my readers! It makes my day to hear your opinions on my work. I'd be happy to return the favor. If you have a particular piece that you would like me to review, then let me know. Happy reading!

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Much Better by JD Allen reviews
She was used to being unnoticed, that was nothing new. But when the mystery boy at school starts paying a shocking amount of attention to her, she's not quite sure what to do. Believe it? Deny it? Surely he couldn't really be into her...could he? REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
Finding the Squid by This Isn't My Real Name reviews
This is what I did with my French classes in eighth grade. Warning: this will probably leave you disoriented and confused. One-shot.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Your Mom by This Isn't My Real Name reviews
Joe says "Your mom!" too much. What will happen when someone finally decides they can't put up with it? One-shot.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Bleh You Suck by Drallimer reviews
So there I was, standing on the front porch, in bright yellow sweat pants with frogs all over them, having a yelling match with him, the most wanted guy in school, and my little cousin comes up behind me and pantses me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,488 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007
Dear Heart by Sirens of Rose reviews
AWARD WINNER. Dear Heart, Dear Soul, Dear Mirror, Dear World. -- Love, The Poet.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Fallen Drummer by BeautyLiesInLovexx reviews
Short little poem comparing death to a band.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Dilating by miscellanea reviews
Dear Me, You unmotivated loser, you get too distracted. Go get your priorities straight, and fast.
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete
Gravity by miscellanea reviews
Something that affects everthing in the universe... wooooo.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Eating Stars by Tranquil Thorns reviews
Another attempt at conquering writer's block.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
Ocean of despair by Midnight Adrenaline reviews
I was lost in the ocean of despair, never to resurface.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
Emery & Me by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Madison by correlation reviews
This is a rough first chapter of a story I'm working on. Any criticism would be appreciated! This is about a girl who is at college and working and is trying to figure herself out.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2007
the mermaid and the whale by like a lover reviews
my fondest memory of you.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
went away by like a lover reviews
i was a mess on the floor you would clean up in the morning.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Mary's Stole A Little Soul by Sarah-Brighteyes reviews
Just a jelousy thing.... read and think.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
She Is The Ocean by japanesexskeletons reviews
A short short short story. -EDT- I fixed the capitalization and such in the story. Sorry about that.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2006
Brief Insanities by Sarah-Brighteyes reviews
A collection of shorties... you have to read my authors note to get it... Please R and R and be harsh... I dont mind smile Helps me grow!
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 10/15/2005
Gift by dewinged reviews
He's going to marry her. The box is heavy in her hands, like a dress or expensive jewelry. He's going to marry her. She knows this for sure.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/8/2005
Looking Back by correlation reviews
A poem about someone who turned from God, until to return again. My first poem in a long time, so please R/R! Thank you so much!
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/4/2005
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The Significance of Autographs reviews
This is the sequel to the short story, "The Significance of Cheese Graters." I wasn't going to make a sequel, but I had a hilarious dream, and it sort of transpired into the basis of this story. I hope you enjoy it. Please read and review.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008
Our Father reviews
How I perceive God and His love for us as His children.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/19/2008
The Significance of Cheese Graters reviews
So, this started out as a one-shot, but I keep having these crazy ideas for it. So, who knows how long it will turn out. Please read and review; I adore your criticism. Now complete, but I have an idea for a sequel.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
His Was the Better Half reviews
This piece is dedicated to my Momma.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Inanimate Understudies reviews
Just a short poem I wrote as I was sitting in the Shakespearean theatre on campus after work. Please read and review!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete
Void reviews
Short clip to preface: Inside my conscience I was left to wallow in dark emptiness; a black hole of self-loathing and guilt. The void consumes me and I don’t fight back because I am the source to blame. I am the black hole. I am the void.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/9/2008
Reflex Reactions, Fortune Telling, and Flashlights reviews
This is a short piece about me and my cousin and how we'd spend the summer as kids.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/1/2008
Poured Cement reviews
This is a sequel to my piece "Cement Twins." Read that before you read this one. Reviews are ALWAYS welcomed. :D
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Cement Twins reviews
This poem was inspired as I drove next to a cement truck today on main street. AN: sequel is up! Check out Poured Cement; if you liked this one, you'll like the sequel.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
How To Make Your Engine Behave reviews
This is based on my mom's life! LOL. This is how she would get her car to work in college. Don't worry, the ice cream scoop was never reused for ice cream.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Tar Blossoms reviews
This is packed with so much more than just appreciation of nature. Dig deep guys and let me know what you think. What did you get most from this? What do you think I wanted you to get from it?
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Fireflies and Hamburgers reviews
I loved this firefly field from where I was from.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Clipped Wings reviews
This is about those who mock the dreams of others.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/10/2008
Filthy Hands reviews
I was really angry at abusive men when I wrote this.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2008
Disoriented Snowmen reviews
I wrote this when I looked outside and realized it was snowing. Comments and constructive criticism is welcomed.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/10/2008
ABCs of Life reviews
I am going to make these "life lessons" into a patchwork quilt for my mom, someday... when I actually am patient enough to sew. :D Ha. It may be a long time before she gets it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/10/2008
Favorite's List reviews
I am an uber observant/detail-oriented person. This is a list of simple things that make me happy. I read this when I'm having a bad day, and it cheers me right up. I recommend you write your very own! Cheers!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/10/2008
I Am Nature's Daughter reviews
This was a segment from a fiction piece I was writing. I might use it in there later, but it's too short to be a chapter, and I like it consolidated too much. I hope you like it.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2008
Before the Tequila reviews
This poem is about an abusive, alcoholic husband and his relationship with his wife and son.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete