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Joined 04-09-08, id: 607151, Profile Updated: 05-12-09
Author has written 2 stories for Romance, and General.

My name is Sarah Johnson.

I am 19 and in college.

I am the daughter of two teachers who have taught me nothing.

My brothes barely know me.

Its like that title of the sci-fi book that I've been meaning to read. I'm a Stranger in a Strange Land.

I live in a city that is known for the sole reason of being weird. Seriously everywhere you go you see bumper stickers or signs or paintings saying "Keep (City Name) Weird".

I also live in the North side of that city which is often known as the crotch of the city. Just let me say this, don't leave your house without pepper spray or a friend, especially if its dark out.

I am indefinately a heritic. I believe in a God I refuse to worship and have a set of morals I never use.

I am a hypocrite and hold most people to a higher standard then myself.

I take myself much too seriously. Please, do not make the same mistake.

My goddamn roommate's fuckbuddy's phone's alarm is going off and its too complicated for me to know how to shut off. It's really annoying.

I'd be a drug adict if I wasn't so afraid of losing control.

I have not slept for the past 28 hours.

My eye is twitching.

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The Melody of Love by I-think-therefore-I-am reviews
Ceri is the girl who thinks it's her mission in life to save everybody but herself. Caden is the messed up boy who always seems to be there to save her. She thinks they solely coexist. He, well, he has always been in love with her. (Currently being EDITED and RE-POSTED)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,494 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/25/2017 - Published: 2/25/2007
Nobody Said It Was Easy by Secretive reviews
Sequal to QoaQR: Nobody said love was easy...then again no one mentioned the mind games, precocious kids, homicidal inventions, therapy, or as much stalking as is going on. I feel woefully misinformed...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,441 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 9/5/2006
Hush by PoorEnglishArtist reviews
The REWRITE is up! Go to my profile and it's called Hush REWRITE - now wasn't that imaginative of me?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,311 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 4/16/2008
Beauty and the Corpse (discontinued) by Chris Rhyanne reviews
Newly orphaned and chased away from home, Sarabeth finds herself trapped in the land of the dead. Now, all hopes of getting home lie in the hands of her captor and guardian-the cruel and spiteful prince Kota, who seems to have different plans in mind...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,262 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 10/27/2008
Predator by Hotkitty reviews
Angels fall, darling. They fall straight into hell. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 162,516 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Protected by Chezzles.ze.Great reviews
While visiting her brother in Moscow, a young woman ends up under the protection of an up and coming crime family. To maintain her safety, she must remain in Moscow with the family's second-in-command, the young and dangerous Mikhail Bazhukov. REMOVED, now on AUTHONOMY.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
Abide With Me by Myrika reviews
Sheltered by her family's wealth, Mia McKinley was happy. But when she discovers her grandmother might still be alive, her cocooned life is shattered. Now, with the help of two boys, she must find out what she really wants. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 2344 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
The Flower Girl by templeton21 reviews
My name is Molly. One night, someone shot me in the head. It should have been the end of my life. Instead, it was just the beginning and it all started when a mysterious man came to me, claiming that he was my guardian and he took an oath to protect me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
A Good Friend Like Bob by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. One bright, sunny day, I learned that schizophrenia was contagious. Or, at least, that’s what it seemed like. - Yes, this is a One-shot!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 40 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Complete
This Isn't About Rape and Murder by Shampoo Suicide reviews
"This," Andrea says, "is a gun." She smiles. "For those of us more special than others."
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Complete
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Exercises In Creativity reviews
From the death of a plastic christmas tree to the very boring life of a monster named Olga. A collection of short stories, memories, and poetry. This is a documentation of my evolution as a writer through my writing.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,488 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009
Danger Zone reviews
Okay, jeez Joe, I was just trying to be nice to those less fortunate then myself, no need to bite my head off. I'm not the one who's a bum AND addicted to drugs. And what the hell ever, I was not stalking you. Delusional much? You're just jealous.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008