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My International Slip Up by chewyy the moofin reviews
I really hate 'Caution, Wet Floor' signs. Why? Because I only realize that the floor is wet AFTER I start to slide at a dangerous speed. This can't be good. R&R.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,152 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 7/5/2008
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3030 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 1,704 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
Say What? by fatbird33 reviews
a story/book on all my interesting viewpoints on todays most controversial topics.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,059 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008
How To Write An Argument by PrescriptionGiver reviews
Another simple guide.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
That Summer by A Phrase That Cuts These Lips reviews
When Amber goes to stay with her aunt for the summer, she thinks the entire season will be boring as hell-until she meets Aidan, a foster child with an angry past. He hates her instantly, but slowly, she begins to unravel the mysteries surrounding him...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,734 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008
Out of the Closet by DazzlinDreams reviews
A boyfriend reveals a secret to his girlfriend.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
Be Gone by Zeebee reviews
So a typical romance, just with a lot more drama. I like him, I'll never admit it, turns out there's a lot more to him than being a snobby rich boy. Why is he so concealed, how did I possibly get him to like me? I feel so awkward. Fuck him.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2008
Stinking Beauty by poppinfresh reviews
Malefecint's been cursed. Aurora's a bitch. Phillip's a goth. What the hell happened to Sleeping Beauty? I happened. My version of a classic fairytale.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Complete
We Are The Weird by the.eternal.solar.eclipse reviews
A bunch of random quotes by none other than... myself and my fabulous friends! Rated for languange and certain levels of inappropriateness.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/13/2008
Catch Me If You Can by A Phrase That Cuts These Lips reviews
She's chase you in circles 'til you can't run any more. And then she'll lose interest in the hunt, and then you'll wish you'd let her catch you.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
The Nurse Who Loved Me by A Phrase That Cuts These Lips reviews
She can almost feel him next to her, his lips brushing against her ear, gripping her hand tightly in his, or wrapping his arm around her waist – until she remembers that he isn’t there, and never will be again.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Wonderland by poppinfresh reviews
Our favourite gay boys Hamish and Ghai visit Wonderland on their trip to Canada.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Shatter by poppinfresh reviews
Nine is an impressionable age. Katie was left with the worst impression of men possible. But sometimes all you need is a little faith. Rated for rape and possible language. Eventually F/F
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008
Ephemeral by Koki Enwai reviews
A lot can happen in one day. Just ask Shiloh. His first day of high school was easily the weirdest day of his life. Meet Caramel: the senior who's got plans for him. One-shot.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
To Fall Undone by A Phrase That Cuts These Lips reviews
His is a terrifying, dark beauty, but beauty nonetheless. Persephone's thoughts on her time in the Underworld. Obviously Hades/Persephone, oneshot.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
A Guide For Blind Dates by poppinfresh reviews
To be used by girls that are happy single, but got pushed into it by friends.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Best Friends by beccabrighteyes reviews
The very painful truth when best friends fall apart. ONE SHOT
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
TwentyThree by poppinfresh reviews
This is the story of a brutal killer. There is no colour. No sunshine. Only darkness and death. Rated for disturbing themes.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Being Ghai by poppinfresh reviews
You're homosexual and your parents are homophobic. Your roommates are lesbians and you live in a pipe. Your boyfriend is the hottest creature to walk the earth. It's all part of being Ghai. Ignore the sappy summary, XD Rated for language and other stuff.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Smoking in Movies by M.J. Roy reviews
The government has decided to make smoking as bad as sex and violence in movies, giving movies an R rating for it. Tell me that's not ridiculous. Parenthetical citations removed for ease of reading.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Five Afflictions of Online Fiction Writers by Mockingbyrd's Tune reviews
There are multiple epidemics among us. Make sure you are not infected!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Confessions of a Stalker by Freak-of-Spade reviews
[ONESHOT for Parchment Quill] It's simple. I love Sammy. Sammy loves me except he doesn't know it yet. Sammy's stupid friend hates me. I hate him too. Simple, I tell you...[SLASH SHONENAI BOYxBOY MxM]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,441 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
A Conversation With My Conscience by Osireia reviews
Basically, me being yelled at by my conscience for my amazing procrastination skills. If this is the type of thing that amuses you, go ahead and read.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Seven Levels of Hate by Zeurpiet reviews
[ONESHOT] At age fourteen, I hate you more than ever.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete