I really hate 'Caution, Wet Floor' signs. Why? Because I only realize that the floor is wet AFTER I start to slide at a dangerous speed. This can't be good. R&R.

SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.

Another simple guide.

When Amber goes to stay with her aunt for the summer, she thinks the entire season will be boring as hell-until she meets Aidan, a foster child with an angry past. He hates her instantly, but slowly, she begins to unravel the mysteries surrounding him...

A boyfriend reveals a secret to his girlfriend.

So a typical romance, just with a lot more drama. I like him, I'll never admit it, turns out there's a lot more to him than being a snobby rich boy. Why is he so concealed, how did I possibly get him to like me? I feel so awkward. Fuck him.

Malefecint's been cursed. Aurora's a bitch. Phillip's a goth. What the hell happened to Sleeping Beauty? I happened. My version of a classic fairytale.

A bunch of random quotes by none other than... myself and my fabulous friends! Rated for languange and certain levels of inappropriateness.

She's chase you in circles 'til you can't run any more. And then she'll lose interest in the hunt, and then you'll wish you'd let her catch you.

She can almost feel him next to her, his lips brushing against her ear, gripping her hand tightly in his, or wrapping his arm around her waist – until she remembers that he isn’t there, and never will be again.

Our favourite gay boys Hamish and Ghai visit Wonderland on their trip to Canada.

Nine is an impressionable age. Katie was left with the worst impression of men possible. But sometimes all you need is a little faith. Rated for rape and possible language. Eventually F/F

A lot can happen in one day. Just ask Shiloh. His first day of high school was easily the weirdest day of his life. Meet Caramel: the senior who's got plans for him. One-shot.

His is a terrifying, dark beauty, but beauty nonetheless. Persephone's thoughts on her time in the Underworld. Obviously Hades/Persephone, oneshot.

To be used by girls that are happy single, but got pushed into it by friends.

The very painful truth when best friends fall apart. ONE SHOT

This is the story of a brutal killer. There is no colour. No sunshine. Only darkness and death. Rated for disturbing themes.

You're homosexual and your parents are homophobic. Your roommates are lesbians and you live in a pipe. Your boyfriend is the hottest creature to walk the earth. It's all part of being Ghai. Ignore the sappy summary, XD Rated for language and other stuff.

The government has decided to make smoking as bad as sex and violence in movies, giving movies an R rating for it. Tell me that's not ridiculous. Parenthetical citations removed for ease of reading.

There are multiple epidemics among us. Make sure you are not infected!

[ONESHOT for Parchment Quill] It's simple. I love Sammy. Sammy loves me except he doesn't know it yet. Sammy's stupid friend hates me. I hate him too. Simple, I tell you...[SLASH SHONENAI BOYxBOY MxM]

Basically, me being yelled at by my conscience for my amazing procrastination skills. If this is the type of thing that amuses you, go ahead and read.

[ONESHOT] At age fourteen, I hate you more than ever.