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Joined 04-15-08, id: 607971, Profile Updated: 05-21-11
Author has written 4 stories for General, Humor, and General.

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Name: Marah

Age: 15

Gender: Girl

Likes: STUFF, candy, apples, candy apples, music, singing, dancing, listening to music while singing and dancing, MORE STUFF, Les Miserables, swinging, spray paint, Mini-wheats

Dislikes: Your mother.

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Stories:

Murder: I got the idea of 'Murder' after listening to 'Like Knives' and 'The Kill' over and over and over.

Summer Memories: This is the memoir poem I had to write for my Expository Writing class. It's about summer camp.

That Darn Alarm Clock!: This is probably the worst story I've ever written, but I just HAD to do it. Alarm clocks are the effing worst.

All Things Bright and Beautiful: This is the memoir narrative I had to write for Expos. It's about my days as a youngin'.


What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno business!

Why do seagulls live by the sea?
'Cuz if they lived by the bay, they'd be called bay-gulls!

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Unwanted Adventure by delusional-weirdo1 reviews
Like many, Emma was bored. She wanted adventure, thrill, and something out of the ordinary to come and slap her across the face! She gets slapped a little too hard when she finds herself stuck with a snobby demon prince to find the heirs of their gods.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,953 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/31/2007
Of Coffee and People by svonnah-la-fay reviews
3 ex-college students (the feminist, the optimist, the pessimist) with an emotionally needy and pregnant new friend (the prep) move to NY to open a coffee shop, help their friend through her pregnancy and raise her child themselves. Pricelessly hilarious.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 76,037 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 3/17/2005
Not Your Usual Fairytale by whisperbinder reviews
King Sarcastic is getting old and he needs an heir to his throne. But his children are all vying for the crown. The king proposes a contest: whoever manages to get the Hitman's PSP, will be the new ruler of Squirteny.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,163 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008
Santa is my homeboy by Brewer101 reviews
My first out of school poem written in Grade 9. One of my only humorous poems. Happy Holiday's to you rappers.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Black Ink by PinkBunnysWillRuleTheWorld reviews
In the secret society of Black Ink for gifted 'school' But it must remain secret but when there is a possiblility that the government may know about them, it is time for someone to get rid of the evidence even if it means murder.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2008
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All Things Bright and Beautiful
There is a girl. This girl, given the right atmosphere, can make anything happen.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Published: 11/4/2008
That Darned Alarm Clock! reviews
General Yim is an invader. General Yim lives on Earth. General Yim is going to murder the alarm clock, then himself.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Murder reviews
What is murder? Who decided it? Is it truly horrible? Can it be forgiven? What is murder?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10/24/2008
Summer Memories reviews
The girl, remembering the summer of her life, the friends she may never see again, but will always keep them in her heart. Based off true experiences.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete